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Comedy tyre names

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Davie

1,412 posts

117 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Gad-Westy said:
marangoni tyres - I always read it as margarini tyres. Doesn't suggest high coefficients of friction!
Or marigolds... made from your Mum's finest washing up gloves.

hidetheelephants

11,082 posts

95 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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The old man had Cheng Shin things on his ex-Met R80/7; I think they were called Supergrip Mileage or some rubbish, but despite the pattern being a straight rip off of the metzeler me33 they were made out of recycled hockey pucks and if it rained you couldn't lean over. At all. On the plus side they were very hard wearing, which was nice.

chris333

871 posts

141 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Mate of mine renowned for his tight-fisted tendencies once bought some Polish Stomil tyres.

Apparently "stomil" is Polish for "a hundred miles", which doesn't give you much faith in their durability...

Attym3

7,183 posts

70 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nizhnekamskshina yikes

Chicharito

1,017 posts

53 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Gad-Westy said:
marangoni tyres - I always read it as margarini tyres. Doesn't suggest high coefficients of friction!
Yet, strangely, they're a pretty good tyre. Just not all that well known outside of Italy.

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NikB

1,822 posts

167 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Had some Alsation Remoulds several years ago.

neiljohnson

11,240 posts

109 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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chris333 said:
Mate of mine renowned for his tight-fisted tendencies once bought some Polish Stomil tyres.

Apparently "stomil" is Polish for "a hundred miles", which doesn't give you much faith in their durability...
Still going under the debica name after some serious problems with distortion at speed yikes


Always thought Goodyear excellence was a pony name decent enough tyre though

Chicharito

1,017 posts

53 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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NikB said:
Had some Alsation Remoulds several years ago.
On his Vauxhall Labrador?



ArosaMike

1,171 posts

113 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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I'm impressed no one's mentioned Runways yet!

cptsideways

11,566 posts

154 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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"Fate 0" Just rings alarm bells, I bought a Mitsubishi Galant with them on absolute death they were. Mind you you the car car an equally bad daft name too Mitsubishi Galant GLX 16v Gti 4wd 4ws I kid you not.

fel71

385 posts

111 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Michael McIntyreconfused

BusaMK

362 posts

51 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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I think Achilles is the best name for a tyre!!!! Somewhat ironic.

Workshy Fop

688 posts

169 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Fate!

r11co

3,261 posts

132 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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neiljohnson said:
Gajah tungaul (shortened to gt radial on some) <snip> accleras all chinese ditch finders laugh!
GT and Accelera are Indonesian, and receive technology and R&D information from Michelin and Continental respectively in exchange for access to all those rubber plantations. GiTi on the other hand are a Chinese offshot of Gajah Tungaul.

Oh, and 'Monza' tyres are Courier Monza aka Pirelli.

Best comedy name - Sunfull!

Edited by r11co on Sunday 11th December 21:15

Garett

1,359 posts

94 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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'Road Champ' sounds comic book to me, my mate used to have one on his old Punto.

Ozzie Osmond

18,278 posts

148 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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You'll be needing a nice set of Carlos Fandangos....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqqZ28m8uCo


Bonefish Blues

8,103 posts

125 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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callyman said:
The LingLong makes me snigger
For years I thought this was just a generic Forum name for any budget Far Eastern tyre paperbag

slipstream 1985

4,993 posts

81 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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i had "events" onthe clio when i got. not a confidence inspiring name!

PigFilth

3,343 posts

103 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nankang... Wanli...

Accelera(te into the nearest overgrown ditch)

PigFilth

3,343 posts

103 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nankang... Wanli...

Accelera(te into the nearest overgrown ditch)