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Comedy tyre names

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Davie

1,426 posts

122 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Gad-Westy said:
marangoni tyres - I always read it as margarini tyres. Doesn't suggest high coefficients of friction!
Or marigolds... made from your Mum's finest washing up gloves.

hidetheelephants

12,103 posts

100 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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The old man had Cheng Shin things on his ex-Met R80/7; I think they were called Supergrip Mileage or some rubbish, but despite the pattern being a straight rip off of the metzeler me33 they were made out of recycled hockey pucks and if it rained you couldn't lean over. At all. On the plus side they were very hard wearing, which was nice.

chris333

902 posts

146 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Mate of mine renowned for his tight-fisted tendencies once bought some Polish Stomil tyres.

Apparently "stomil" is Polish for "a hundred miles", which doesn't give you much faith in their durability...

Attym3

7,237 posts

75 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nizhnekamskshina yikes

Chicharito

1,017 posts

58 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Gad-Westy said:
marangoni tyres - I always read it as margarini tyres. Doesn't suggest high coefficients of friction!
Yet, strangely, they're a pretty good tyre. Just not all that well known outside of Italy.

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NikB

1,822 posts

172 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Had some Alsation Remoulds several years ago.

neiljohnson

11,273 posts

114 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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chris333 said:
Mate of mine renowned for his tight-fisted tendencies once bought some Polish Stomil tyres.

Apparently "stomil" is Polish for "a hundred miles", which doesn't give you much faith in their durability...
Still going under the debica name after some serious problems with distortion at speed yikes


Always thought Goodyear excellence was a pony name decent enough tyre though

Chicharito

1,017 posts

58 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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NikB said:
Had some Alsation Remoulds several years ago.
On his Vauxhall Labrador?



ArosaMike

1,212 posts

118 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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I'm impressed no one's mentioned Runways yet!

cptsideways

11,870 posts

159 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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"Fate 0" Just rings alarm bells, I bought a Mitsubishi Galant with them on absolute death they were. Mind you you the car car an equally bad daft name too Mitsubishi Galant GLX 16v Gti 4wd 4ws I kid you not.

fel71

399 posts

116 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Michael McIntyreconfused

BusaMK

362 posts

56 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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I think Achilles is the best name for a tyre!!!! Somewhat ironic.

Workshy Fop

690 posts

174 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Fate!

r11co

3,777 posts

137 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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neiljohnson said:
Gajah tungaul (shortened to gt radial on some) <snip> accleras all chinese ditch finders laugh!
GT and Accelera are Indonesian, and receive technology and R&D information from Michelin and Continental respectively in exchange for access to all those rubber plantations. GiTi on the other hand are a Chinese offshot of Gajah Tungaul.

Oh, and 'Monza' tyres are Courier Monza aka Pirelli.

Best comedy name - Sunfull!

Edited by r11co on Sunday 11th December 21:15

Garett

1,376 posts

99 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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'Road Champ' sounds comic book to me, my mate used to have one on his old Punto.

Ozzie Osmond

19,878 posts

153 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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You'll be needing a nice set of Carlos Fandangos....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqqZ28m8uCo


Bonefish Blues

8,648 posts

130 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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callyman said:
The LingLong makes me snigger
For years I thought this was just a generic Forum name for any budget Far Eastern tyre paperbag

slipstream 1985

5,171 posts

86 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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i had "events" onthe clio when i got. not a confidence inspiring name!

PigFilth

3,343 posts

108 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nankang... Wanli...

Accelera(te into the nearest overgrown ditch)

PigFilth

3,343 posts

108 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nankang... Wanli...

Accelera(te into the nearest overgrown ditch)