The BAD PARKING Thread [Vol 2]

The BAD PARKING Thread [Vol 2]

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yellowjack

17,081 posts

167 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Re: Disabled parking spaces...

Sticks. said:
I might fancy a pint though running to the shops is unlikely. Yes, PITA since you ask. Not as bad as this bloke - outrageous wink

http://showyou.com/v/y-FOKKPJzr-4w/bbc-local-radio...
That bozo on the phone-in clip? rofl What a fking genius. More time discussing his precious biscuits than talking about the blue badge parking scheme.

The radio presenter? A halfwit for missing the opportunity to tell Barry to STFU and get on with it. I wouldn't be able to resist telling Barry a few home truths.

Barry is a twunt. Because he (improperly) uses his wife's blue badge when shopping for her, despite her not being in the car.

Pat is thick as st, because she thinks that it's OK to shop for a blue badge holder and use the badge, despite the holder not being in the car. It's not. If all occupants of a vehicle are able bodied, or rather, if no occupants of the car are entitled to use a blue badge, then the driver commits an offence if he/she parks in a disabled only parking space. (I get that the rules are different in private car parks, though).

Both of them ought to have a care not to get caught misusing their/their partners badge on local authority car parks or the highway, as a hefty fine and a criminal record may be the result wink

Blue badge parking rules condensed? "If YOU are not entitled to the badge, and you are not with someone who is so entitled, you MUST NOT use the badge". No matter what the excuse.

Sticks.

8,787 posts

252 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Nice that you take it seriously , but a parrot for you I think smile Google Barry from Watford.

yellowjack

17,081 posts

167 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Sticks. said:
Nice that you take it seriously , but a parrot for you I think smile Google Barry from Watford.
Righty-ho. I've booked a landing slot for the parrot, so it can refuel before the return flight. I'm blaming a sheltered life and an insistence on listening to decent radio stations wink

So. Presenter is in on it? Must be to let Barry ramble on so much. Barry is an act, we've established that much. But what of the woman? Is she a patsy here? Or is she scripted in too?

007 VXR

64,187 posts

188 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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EmmaJ said:
dinkel said:
007 VXR said:
hehe

Well ... sometimes it's just an itch to park at a disabled space ... or on a spot that says 'EV charging' ... For a run at the shops or a quick pint: is it THAT bad?
To be fair I was busting for the loo and I hadn't even noticed I'd going "disabled" paperbag

When somebody pointed it out I went straight out and moved my car. No excuses, just slight mitigation....
She did move it laugh But not before i took a pic hehe

Sticks.

8,787 posts

252 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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yellowjack said:
Righty-ho. I've booked a landing slot for the parrot, so it can refuel before the return flight. I'm blaming a sheltered life and an insistence on listening to decent radio stations wink

So. Presenter is in on it? Must be to let Barry ramble on so much. Barry is an act, we've established that much. But what of the woman? Is she a patsy here? Or is she scripted in too?
biglaugh don't know, just got sent it on FB, and enjoyed a lighthearted take on it. He's right about the orange ones though. smile

TorqueR

1,767 posts

133 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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thetapeworm said:
AlexRS2782 said:
Someone bought an XV? Crikey.
You could be correct, someone probably has bought an XV. It wouldn't be this family though because that is a Forester. smile

carlove

7,575 posts

168 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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I see a bright orange XV every day, it's really rather ugly. Nice to see a car in orange rather than grey though.

Quick bad parking story from yesterday, visiting somebody and a car parked directly across the road from another, cars could get past, but it was tight, a fire engine wouldn't have got through. Anyway, a police car with it's blue lights on didn't seem happy having to squeeze though, he made the siren do that noisy thing. I did laugh. I'm boring. No pictures as I couldn't be bothered taking pictures.

Edited by carlove on Thursday 29th May 17:43

Vipers

32,906 posts

229 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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A result. Went to park down at Stonehaven today, where the spaces let you face the beach, the slot I fancied had another car about 8 inches over the line, and loads of space the other side.

The occupier was sat in the car reading the paper, so I asked her if she wouldn't moving over so I could reverse in, no problem and moved.

Makes a change.




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OldJohnnyYen

1,455 posts

150 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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s111dpc

1,352 posts

230 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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tickious said:


Not a problem for anyone else, but...
Looks like Trowbridge multi story car park - it is a bit tight in there wink

grayme

936 posts

237 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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OldJohnnyYen said:
Canoe please confirm if the white Merc is right over the line?

RumbleOfThunder

3,560 posts

204 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Marty63

2,347 posts

175 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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RumbleOfThunder said:
Nice wall..

Vipers

32,906 posts

229 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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RumbleOfThunder said:
Coffee shop, coffee beans seems appropriate.




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Prawnboy

1,326 posts

148 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Raddors said:


Ticking as many stereotype boxes as I can in one go.
have we got a contender for the most threads a car could appear in?
bad parking
bad mods
crap plate....
...the list is quite good.

yellowjack

17,081 posts

167 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Prawnboy said:
Raddors said:


Ticking as many stereotype boxes as I can in one go.
have we got a contender for the most threads a car could appear in?
bad parking
bad mods
crap plate....
...the list is quite good.
It's almost as if they've seen the Bingo hall, and gone for a 'Full House!'

HTP99

22,603 posts

141 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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yellowjack said:
Prawnboy said:
Raddors said:


Ticking as many stereotype boxes as I can in one go.
have we got a contender for the most threads a car could appear in?
bad parking
bad mods
crap plate....
...the list is quite good.
It's almost as if they've seen the Bingo hall, and gone for a 'Full House!'
It isn't white!


Edited by HTP99 on Friday 30th May 09:08

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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HTP99 said:
yellowjack said:
Prawnboy said:
Raddors said:


Ticking as many stereotype boxes as I can in one go.
have we got a contender for the most threads a car could appear in?
bad parking
bad mods
crap plate....
...the list is quite good.
It's almost as if they've seen the Bingo hall, and gone for a 'Full House!'
It isn't white, or Pink!
EFA wink

HTP99

22,603 posts

141 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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fatboy18 said:
HTP99 said:
yellowjack said:
Prawnboy said:
Raddors said:


Ticking as many stereotype boxes as I can in one go.
have we got a contender for the most threads a car could appear in?
bad parking
bad mods
crap plate....
...the list is quite good.
It's almost as if they've seen the Bingo hall, and gone for a 'Full House!'
It isn't white, or Pink!
EFA wink
Now this one is white and clearly has a chav driving it however it doesn't have a "git" plate but I reckon it is in the post:



Mr SFJ

4,076 posts

123 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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HTP99 said:
Now this one is white and clearly has a chav driving it however it doesn't have a "git" plate but I reckon it is in the post:

But it's an Audi, which means it comes free with a twunt permanantly sitting 2inches from your rear bumper, surely that makes up for it wink
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