The BAD PARKING Thread [Vol 2]

[Mr SFJ]

Saw this on facebook. Hardly the crime of the century but 1/3 parking correctly is piss poor at best.

AND they're all Corsa SXI's yo!

[zedx19]

"3 Corsa d's out tonight"

In modern speak, isn't that, "3 Corsa Dicks out tonight"?

[Mr SFJ]

zedx19 said:

"3 Corsa d's out tonight"

In modern speak, isn't that, "3 Corsa Dicks out tonight"?

I think it it means: "I have a Corsa, Give me the D" Not like they have any form of car taste.

I think it really means the model, but looking at them, they're not Corsa "D's" either.

[Raddors]

fatboy18 said:

HTP99 said:

yellowjack said:

Prawnboy said:

Raddors said:

Ticking as many stereotype boxes as I can in one go.

have we got a contender for the most threads a car could appear in?
bad parking
bad mods
crap plate....
...the list is quite good.

It's almost as if they've seen the Bingo hall, and gone for a 'Full House!'

It isn't white, or Pink!

EFA

Actually it IS WHITE TOO! It has a st wrap on the bonnet roof and wing mirrors! You can just see the roof if you look carefully.

[Prawnboy]

Mr SFJ said:

Saw this on facebook. Hardly the crime of the century but 1/3 parking correctly is piss poor at best.

AND they're all Corsa SXI's yo!

hang on if we count the, (what looks like a focus), backing in next to them that's 4 cars in 3 spaces, surely great parking?

[Mr SFJ]

Prawnboy said:

hang on if we count the, (what looks like a focus), backing in next to them that's 4 cars in 3 spaces, surely great parking?

True, but what's more interesting is how the hell are they going to get back in. Far left is okay, middle is royally fked and left can climb in passenger side...

[AlexRS2782]

Given the state of the car, it was probably best the female lard arse owner did dump it over 2 spaces.

[leigh1050]

Lovely

[iva cosworth]

leigh1050 said:

Lovely

Looks like one of those "space is too small so I'll just go in halfway and leave it" and the rear car

has departed.

[leigh1050]

iva cosworth said:

leigh1050 said:

Lovely

Looks like one of those "space is too small so I'll just go in halfway and leave it" and the rear car

has departed.

Plenty of room in front of the blue car as well.

[Vipers]

AlexRS2782 said:

Given the state of the car, it was probably best the female lard arse owner did dump it over 2 spaces.

Lazy incompetent fat cow springs to mind.

[divetheworld]

Mr SFJ said:

Crikey, if all parking spaces were this wide, I wouldn't have to park like a tt.

[Hol]

EmmaJ said:

dinkel said:

007 VXR said:

Well ... sometimes it's just an itch to park at a disabled space ... or on a spot that says 'EV charging' ... For a run at the shops or a quick pint: is it THAT bad?

To be fair I was busting for the loo and I hadn't even noticed I'd going "disabled"

When somebody pointed it out I went straight out and moved my car. No excuses, just slight mitigation....

A yellow one just like the one next to you was parked in the disabled spaces at Rochester cinema yesterday.
The car park was only 30% full.

[yellowjack]

AlexRS2782 said:

Given the state of the car, it was probably best the female lard arse owner did dump it over 2 spaces.

Please tell me that the piece of paper under the wiper blade is either a parking ticket, or that you wrote her a rude note...


...please.

[AlexRS2782]

yellowjack said:

Please tell me that the piece of paper under the wiper blade is either a parking ticket, or that you wrote her a rude note...


...please.

No, it was already under the blade when she swung in and dumped it, so probably from somewhere else she'd parked badly earlier

I was tempted to lift the wiper and see what was written on it but one of the security guards was giving me the evil eye

[gforceg]

Mr SFJ said:

Saw this on facebook. Hardly the crime of the century but 1/3 parking correctly is piss poor at best.

AND they're all Corsa SXI's yo!

They're parked like that so they can pass da spliff through the windas. An' chat bks to each uvver.

Innit?

[yellowjack]

AlexRS2782 said:

No, it was already under the blade when she swung in and dumped it, so probably from somewhere else she'd parked badly earlier

I was tempted to lift the wiper and see what was written on it but one of the security guards was giving me the evil eye

Oh, you poor chap. That must have been terribly traumatic for you. Having one of those scary Tesco 'security' guards giving you the evils. Woooooooo!

[curlyks2]

[Marty63]

curlyks2 said:

The trailer has got to be over line (out of picture) also

[Cliftonite]