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LHD
16,023 posts
56 months
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olly22n said: Great Pretender said: olly22n said: Chrisw666 said: I'm turning into a f  king vegetable, I came in at 6 and declared I was going to pack, have dinner and a few beers. I'm still hungry, have no idea where the stuff I need to pack is, haven't got any beer, and have just realised I was supposed to collect a van before 5pm this evening. Could be worse. I've taken sanctuary upstairs, there is a ( insert collective noun here) of cackling witches downstairs having an Ann summers party. In my tv room. Arse. Whereas I'd be in there like LHD at a JLR mechanical integrity convention. You are more than welcome. Last count was 7 girls and at least 10 arses. Women + Sex Toys = Ways for me to be even more outrageous than normal. I'd be all over it like a cheap suit.
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Justayellowbadge
29,465 posts
111 months
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Gaz.
47,162 posts
120 months
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W00DY said: For sale: One French POS. Sounds like it's running anti-lag and pops and bangs so much that cyclists visibly wobble form several hundred metres away.  Cyclists do that anyway...
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Zwolf
22,321 posts
75 months
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Justayellowbadge said: CMNF Why would you want to be the only one with your clothes on?
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LHD
16,023 posts
56 months
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Dear Land Rover, Please, please, please make this available through the dealer network:  Yours The Unofficial LR Durability Tester.
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Chrisw666
20,879 posts
68 months
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LHD said: Women + Sex Toys = Ways for me to be even more outrageous than normal.
I'd be all over it like a cheap suit. It only works well when you've got free reign to play with any of them. My OH still gets upset when I perform my clueless bloke who can't shop for toffee routine to get extra help from cute female shop assistants.
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Great Pretender
23,769 posts
83 months
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olly22n said: You are more than welcome. Last count was 7 girls and at least 10 arses. Will they all swoon if I throw a pair of Audi keys in the bowl?
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olly22n
11,779 posts
75 months
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Great Pretender said: olly22n said: You are more than welcome. Last count was 7 girls and at least 10 arses. Will they all swoon if I throw a pair of Audi keys in the bowl? They were all thoroughly unimpressed with my noisy old car. Maybe they'd prefer some brown inside yours?
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tdm34
4,686 posts
79 months
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jeremyc said: can you imagine the noise....... 
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ferrisbueller
14,696 posts
96 months
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tdm34 said: jeremyc said: can you imagine the noise....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAxPLYAJXSI
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ferrisbueller
14,696 posts
96 months
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LHD said: Dear Land Rover, Please, please, please make this available through the dealer network: Yours The Unofficial LR Durability Tester. Hideous
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LHD
16,023 posts
56 months
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tdm34 said: jeremyc said: can you imagine the noise....... Scouse! How the devil are you?
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tdm34
4,686 posts
79 months
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LHD said: L100NYY said: Chrisw666 said: L100NYY said: olly22n said: - Never trust a car salesman
 You're not a salesman more a custodian   What am I then? Or me... I mean I have it real hard, let's see Strike 1 Scouse. Strike 2 Car Salesman. Strike 3 Questionable facial hair. But I can sell ...........
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tdm34
4,686 posts
79 months
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LHD said: tdm34 said: jeremyc said: can you imagine the noise....... Scouse! How the devil are you? Absolutely knackered! it was my day off today, and what did I do? was at the bloody coalface at Alty from 6:30am until just before 6pm! delivered 4 today and sold two for delivery this month, giving me a grand total of 18 for the month, and I might add using absolutely none of works approved methods, the BMs/STLs just leave me alone until it comes to stacking the deals....... I'm going to give it a year then look for something a little more niche................
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cmoose
18,644 posts
98 months
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LHD
16,023 posts
56 months
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tdm34 said: LHD said: tdm34 said: jeremyc said: can you imagine the noise....... Scouse! How the devil are you? Absolutely knackered! it was my day off today, and what did I do? was at the bloody coalface at Alty from 6:30am until just before 6pm! delivered 4 today and sold two for delivery this month, giving me a grand total of 18 for the month, and I might add using absolutely none of Pendragons approved methods, the BMs/STLs just leave me alone until it comes to stacking the deals....... I'm going to give it a year then look for something a little more niche................ The phone is always on.
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W00DY
7,848 posts
95 months
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cmoose said: Oh  .
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tdm34
4,686 posts
79 months
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LHD said: tdm34 said: LHD said: tdm34 said: jeremyc said: can you imagine the noise....... Scouse! How the devil are you? Absolutely knackered! it was my day off today, and what did I do? was at the bloody coalface at Alty from 6:30am until just before 6pm! delivered 4 today and sold two for delivery this month, giving me a grand total of 18 for the month, and I might add using absolutely none of Pendragons approved methods, the BMs/STLs just leave me alone until it comes to stacking the deals....... I'm going to give it a year then look for something a little more niche................ The phone is always on. Must have a catch up soon, maybe i'll venture south for one of the PH pub meets in the future, i'll give you a bell over the next few days mate...
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cmoose
18,644 posts
98 months
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W00DY
7,848 posts
95 months
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Yes, please. 
