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ge0rge
Original Poster
1,001 posts
74 months
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Not sure why but this one always bugs me:
NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED..
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tim0409
719 posts
28 months
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eBay - "Here we have....."
seriously annoying.
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hardcorehobbit
999 posts
64 months
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I hate the classics....
one careful lady owner
first to see will buy
only £10 to fix
Most of all... anyone who tries to hide the fact that the car is written off by hiding it in a mass of capital letters at the bottom of an ad. It should be right at the top, front and centre.
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forsure
1,364 posts
137 months
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You are bidding on
Up for grabs
Grab a bargain
Drives mint
Too much to list
Best colour
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Negative Creep
11,262 posts
96 months
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PRICE IS £2999 NOT £299 AS STATED IN TITLE
If I become PM, this will be a shooting offence, along with putting single digit mileages
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GAB4R
26 posts
13 months
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For me, its not so much the description - but its the ones who can't spell in their adverts.
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Fox-
9,953 posts
115 months
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THIS 330I IS FULLY LOADED <advert shows a completely base specification 330i with zero options at all>
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SlimRick
1,418 posts
34 months
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Will pass an MOT no problem.
Well, put it in for an MOT then!!!
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Heartworm
466 posts
30 months
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SlimRick said: Will pass an MOT no problem.
Well, put it in for an MOT then!!! That I am not sure about, My Smart Roadster the MOT ran out in December, thinking of selling it but not sure if I should get it MOT'd now, or say it will come with 12 months MOT and get it done for the buyer, so it has the full year on it.
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steve singh
2,378 posts
42 months
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SHOWROOM CONDITION
MINT
Yes, I'm sure your 110k miles motor looks just like it came out the factory...
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Tophatron
180 posts
90 months
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On a 205 GTi advert many years ago:
"IF THIS CAR WAS A FRUIT IT WOULD BE A PEACH"
I'm sure "Lemon" would have been more accurate...
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GreaseNipple
220 posts
110 months
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Mattyvole
157 posts
22 months
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'112 miles' - commonly found on Auto Trader.
No, it's done 112,000 miles!
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McHaggis
7,636 posts
24 months
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Heartworm said: That I am not sure about, My Smart Roadster the MOT ran out in December, thinking of selling it but not sure if I should get it MOT'd now, or say it will come with 12 months MOT and get it done for the buyer, so it has the full year on it. But 4months+ without MOT will not help your sale... just put it through the MOT, and for the sake of £50 on the sale, offer to put it through again?
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speedtwelve
2,507 posts
142 months
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tim0409 said: eBay - "Here we have....."
seriously annoying. My pet hate also. "Here we have for sale..." You're a builder's mate selling a Mondeo, not some bird on the fecking shopping channel. 'Stunning'. Aaaaaagh!  'Drives superb'. Dealers listing 'driver's airbag, Isofix seats' and other cut 'n' paste drivel when selling a 1986 Mk2 Golf.
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speedtwelve
2,507 posts
142 months
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GreaseNipple said: I've always wanted a service history finished in cream. Unfortunately it seems the window-licking Del Boy selling this car has managed to produce... [HarryEnfieldMode]offspring[/HarryEnfieldMode].
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UnluckyTimmeh
2,508 posts
82 months
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I always hate when people write 'no reserve' on a vehicle or whatever but start it at £9,000 or something. So basically there is, it's £9k isn't it? You f  king idiot. No reserve means you're starting it at 99p. Not im not taking any less than £xxxx
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ADM06
482 posts
41 months
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ABS, power steering, central lock etc on a thoroughly modern car. Well, DUH.
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Wafflesmk2
1,347 posts
23 months
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FOR PICS & INFO EMAIL ME : (insert bulls t e-mail here). I CANNOT TAKE CALLS AT THE MOMENT. PLEASE VISIT OUR WEBSITE TOO. THIS CAR HAS TOO GO NOW IT IS A GREAT CAR £5000 On a 12 plate C-Class merc with 10k on the clock. f k off.
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Mastodon2
5,731 posts
34 months
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"Great spec" then listing everything the car came with as standard, even stuff like... "*Isofix points - Glovebox light
- Cigarette lighter
- Ash tray
- Luggage net
- vanity mirror
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