Why are horse riders pretending to be the Police?

Why are horse riders pretending to be the Police?

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ED209

5,746 posts

245 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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HaylingJag said:
I know what "Race Horses" are and i know what "Police Horses" are, but can someone please tell me what the fk "Caution Horses" are?????
Ones that have bee issued with a caution for impersonating a police horse perhaps?

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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TBH I just hate the pious attitude of some Horse riders.
They ride on main roads at peak times, 2 abrest and will not allow, even the slowest traffic past.

I have been green laning on my bike, quite legally and have gone to the trouble of stopping, killing the engine to wait for horses to pass, only to be give a mouthful of abuse for daring to use the same rights of way as them.

Out of interest if I painted a car in Police colours and had similar decals on the side, what would Plods attitude be.
I suspect that they would have a word with me about impersonating a police officer.

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

157 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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They're abusing the fact people will mistake them for police. It's wrong and shouldnt be allowed. Simple.

harry010

4,423 posts

188 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Double post. Silly phone.

Hammer67

5,737 posts

185 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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scenario8 said:
You'd overtake a horse at 60(mph)
That`s some horse that, should be at Ascot in the 3.30.

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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HaylingJag said:
I know what "Race Horses" are and i know what "Police Horses" are, but can someone please tell me what the fk "Caution Horses" are?????
A 'Caution horse'


jamoor

14,506 posts

216 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Private security firms have gotten into trouble for impersonating the police. I'm sure they will be interested in what the rider has to say.

jason s4

16,810 posts

171 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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I thought Police horses also wore hi viz 'coats' when out on patrol?

mercfunder

8,535 posts

174 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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jamoor said:
Private security firms have gotten into trouble for impersonating the police. I'm sure they will be interested in what the rider has to say.
Not really, these vests have been around for a number of years and are approved of by the police.

J4CKO

41,637 posts

201 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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I see about one horse a week, I make a real effort to not alarm horse or rider, horse boxes are a different thing, usually a 1940's Bedford with 2 bhp heaving itself and four nags, plus a middle aged horsey woman up a 1 in 4 at 1 mph.

Sometimes slowing down for Horses can be beneficial, when they are nicely topped off with a nice young lady of about 18 with ample frontage, all that bouncign up and down is fairly mesmerising, and Jodphurs can look damn good.

Ved

3,825 posts

176 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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... because they think the law (fouling the highways & footpaths) doesn't apply to them, so they make their own up.

Roadrunner23

541 posts

196 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Surely for them to impersonate a police officer it would have to say POLICE on the vest. Also what difference does it make if the high vis vest is similar looking to a police rider, surely people will still act the same by slowing down and giving plenty of room.

Chicane-UK

3,861 posts

186 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Can't blame them for wanting to be seen and to make a motorist think twice before driving past too close / quickly to be honest. Looks like a good idea.

LiamB

7,941 posts

144 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Having had my younger sister thrown off of her horse by an idiotic driver (Chav wagon)and breaking bones. I can see why that the riders wear those jackets.

Consideration should always be shown for other road users.

HaylingJag

2,122 posts

149 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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jason s4 said:
I thought Police horses also wore hi viz 'coats' when out on patrol?
Went to Brugges a coule of weeks back and the touristy type horses wear colostomy bags!!!!!!!!!tongue out

snapdragon69

207 posts

184 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Wow. What sad robotised sheeple to be so angry and upset by the distribution of ink upon a piece of textile.
Take a massive restock on your perception of reality.

joebongo

1,516 posts

176 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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It's become another bling fashion in Essex to go with the faux-by-faux, big sunglasses and oversized handbags. The horsey set (well the chav-done-good horsey set) parade around Tesco in them with no horse in sight.

It's impersonating a copper no doubt and AFAIK it's ok for them to do it but not motorist because the battenburg is for vehicles under cons. and use. May well be wrong though!

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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LiamB said:
Having had my younger sister thrown off of her horse by an idiotic driver (Chav wagon)and breaking bones. I can see why that the riders wear those jackets.

Consideration should always be shown for other road users.
How do you perceive that a Hi Viz would have prevented your sister falling and breaking bones?

Do they have anti gravity properties or built in air bags?

chris1roll

1,698 posts

245 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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ED209 said:
This annoys me too, the petshop i was in the other day sells these vests.

I see no need for it at all, i see a horse in front of me with a rider wearing a high vis then i slow down and give them plenty of room. A stupid note on their vest which makes the rider look like an arse will not change my behaviour.
So they aren't aimed at you then, as you aren't the problem.

The problem is the fkwits that don't slow down and pass with about 2 foot between horse and car. I know they do it because I've seen it. Usually I have caught up with them and been stuck behind them for a few miles whilst they pootle along myopically, then when we catch up with a horse I'll slow right down and they'll sail on by as if the horse wasn't there and fk off into the distance.
I'm the one who gets the smile and thankyou wave from the nubile 18 yr old with strong thighs.
Then I'll catch up with said fkwit again.

Incidentally my mother says that motorcyclists are the most considerate, slowing down to a crawl or even stopping and switching off the engine.
I would posit that being probably the more vulnerable of the two concentrates the mind wonderfully, but the few thoughtless car drivers don't seem to have that entr their little minds.
Seeing a "polite" officer up ahead just might.




Its quite simple, slow the fk down, pass wide and slow, and accelerate consistently once past until a sensible distance away.
Horses were once the only means of transport. Most roads would initially have been simple tracks for horses. The car does NOT have more right to the roads.
I have never ridden, by the way.

deltashad

6,731 posts

198 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Why can't they be used as food?

I've never tried them, but I bet they don't taste that bad.
It should be against animal rights to have the poor things abused as means of pleasure for people who like to smell bad.

We need these silly animals removed from the tarmac and onto our dinner plates.