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AceOfHearts

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3,046 posts

60 months

Jimmy No Hands

1,802 posts

25 months

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Maybe 0-16

TheD

2,483 posts

68 months

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Maybe 0-16........just

crocodile tears

755 posts

15 months

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thought it would be closer to 9??????????

W00DY

7,848 posts

95 months

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I can't help but think he's eliminated his target market.

Looks like a decent, unmodified example of a rare hot hatch, but that one sentence makes the owner seem like a bell-end.
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Gogoplata

477 posts

29 months

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Ah but that's "depending on your start"...

mollytherocker

6,932 posts

78 months

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Gogoplata said:
Ah but that's "depending on your start"...
It would achieve 2.8 seconds if it started from the back of a plane.

MTR

hyperblue

2,125 posts

49 months

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Gogoplata said:
Ah but that's "depending on your start"...
Yes, if you start by pushing it out of a plane smile

benzito

1,056 posts

28 months

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Gogoplata said:
Ah but that's "depending on your start"...
that was the funniest part! Also at the end - "I want it to go to someone who will love it and keep it standard" - well who the hell would modify it anyway!

SlowStig

449 posts

40 months

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What a load of bks, I have 150-160bhp and weigh 840kg yet can just about get it down to 6.2 seconds to 60.

Any enthusiast would avoid that just from the advert, esp the imaginary 0-60 time in the title....

moreflaps

504 posts

24 months

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77,000 low miles.

Translation: It's been thrashed near beaches

LOL

Alx323

381 posts

72 months

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Hmm not quite 5, more like 8.5.... Even the 16V takes 7 or so, though I've seen videos of them comfortably out sprinting 172s. Shame about the ad, always fancied an Rsi. Despite the name.

Deano_BMW

305 posts

55 months

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my first car (that i paid for with my own money) was an RSI, all the way back in the 1996. Great little car. Replaced with a White 1.8 16v (when white wasnt cool). That soon had a williams lump dropped in. ah, the good old days.

Somnophore

1,312 posts

45 months

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Maybe 0-60 km/h

Monty Python

874 posts

66 months

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Q: Hi mate was just curious about the 0 to 60 times.... Have you fitted a Saturn 5 rocket engine in the boot or is that with a nudge of the great white cliffs of Dover?? Many thanks, I look forward to your reply Regards, sam 01-Jun-12

A: Lol u got a seance of humour. Nah mate, this is the score. I looked at the spec on one website and it said that it does it in 9.8Sec. I thought that can't be right. My diesel fiesta can do better than that. So I tested it on the heads of the valleys road. Nice and flat. I don't like ragging cars and didn't want to blow it up after all my hard work. But I gave it a go. My first attempt was 7.5. And it didn't get a very good start. I did to others. My best was like 5.5. It was hard to do with my manual counting but I am pretty good and didn't get over excited. It has good traction. Only a little wheel spin. Got good tyres on it. It only weighs 980kg that website said. I've not weighed it myself. And I weigh 15St. All things considered with a standard 110bhp oldschool it did pretty f*cking well. I'm trying to find an excuse not to sell her cos I feel like I'm selling my soul. I'm your local and interested. Come and have a look mate. Two of us in the car will effect the time cos of extra weight but it will be semi close like. Piece!

mnkiboy

1,637 posts

35 months

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Ha! Must be a wind up. Nobody would sign off with 'piece'.

S10 GTA

2,521 posts

36 months

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Monty Python said:
Q: Hi mate was just curious about the 0 to 60 times.... Have you fitted a Saturn 5 rocket engine in the boot or is that with a nudge of the great white cliffs of Dover?? Many thanks, I look forward to your reply Regards, sam 01-Jun-12

A: Lol u got a seance of humour. Nah mate, this is the score. I looked at the spec on one website and it said that it does it in 9.8Sec. I thought that can't be right. My diesel fiesta can do better than that. So I tested it on the heads of the valleys road. Nice and flat. I don't like ragging cars and didn't want to blow it up after all my hard work. But I gave it a go. My first attempt was 7.5. And it didn't get a very good start. I did to others. My best was like 5.5. It was hard to do with my manual counting but I am pretty good and didn't get over excited. It has good traction. Only a little wheel spin. Got good tyres on it. It only weighs 980kg that website said. I've not weighed it myself. And I weigh 15St. All things considered with a standard 110bhp oldschool it did pretty f*cking well. I'm trying to find an excuse not to sell her cos I feel like I'm selling my soul. I'm your local and interested. Come and have a look mate. Two of us in the car will effect the time cos of extra weight but it will be semi close like. Piece!
Oh, that is pure gold

doogz

18,721 posts

56 months

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Monty Python said:
Q: Hi mate was just curious about the 0 to 60 times.... Have you fitted a Saturn 5 rocket engine in the boot or is that with a nudge of the great white cliffs of Dover?? Many thanks, I look forward to your reply Regards, sam 01-Jun-12

A: Lol u got a seance of humour. Nah mate, this is the score. I looked at the spec on one website and it said that it does it in 9.8Sec. I thought that can't be right. My diesel fiesta can do better than that. So I tested it on the heads of the valleys road. Nice and flat. I don't like ragging cars and didn't want to blow it up after all my hard work. But I gave it a go. My first attempt was 7.5. And it didn't get a very good start. I did to others. My best was like 5.5. It was hard to do with my manual counting but I am pretty good and didn't get over excited. It has good traction. Only a little wheel spin. Got good tyres on it. It only weighs 980kg that website said. I've not weighed it myself. And I weigh 15St. All things considered with a standard 110bhp oldschool it did pretty f*cking well. I'm trying to find an excuse not to sell her cos I feel like I'm selling my soul. I'm your local and interested. Come and have a look mate. Two of us in the car will effect the time cos of extra weight but it will be semi close like. Piece!
laugh

illmonkey

6,149 posts

67 months

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mnkiboy said:
Ha! Must be a wind up. Nobody would sign off with 'piece'.
He is a piece.

Maybe the back seats were folded down?

boobles

12,163 posts

84 months

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Wow that must mean that my car with double the horses & no back seats must hit 0-60 in 2.5 secs!
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