BMW Z4 Jokes

[Bounty Bar Kid]

So someone on the 350Z forum is selling his Z4, just read the description! Haven't laughed this hard in ages! Lol.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251088445254?ssPageName=...

"The ride quality of the BMW Z4 can literally vibrate a stool through you entire digestive tract in a 5 minute journey to the shops.

When asked to describe it to a friend I recommended that he took himself into the garden and asked a friend or neighbor to jump violently up and down on his back to simulate the general spleen rupturing nature of the RE050 runflat tyres..........ahh runflats - there will be a time when owning this car that you'll think 'hmmm should I get some new tyres or wipe out the national debt of Greece?'..."

Read it to see more!

Edited by Bounty Bar Kid on Tuesday 19th June 06:46

[The Moose]

Bounty Bar Kid said:

So someone on the 350Z forum is selling his 350Z, just read the description! Haven't laughed this hard in ages! Lol.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251088445254?ssPageName=...

No mention of a 350Z in there

[Mark.H]

...apart from the bit where he mentioned to just buy a 350z instead?

[z4me]

Weird, why buy a grey car with black interior then complain about it being grey and black? There are other colours available I'm assuming he doesn't know that you can use normal tyres too.

[mercfunder]

A lot nicer than the diarrhea brown X1/X3? his neighbour has on his drive.

[whoami]

mercfunder said:

A lot nicer than the diarrhea brown X1/X3? his neighbour has on his drive.

He's not selling that though.

[daveco]

Did he not test drive the car before buying it??

[Vocal Minority]

Swap an inch of allow wheel for an inch of sidewall and stop blaming the car!

[anonymous-user]

Nice looking Z4. I had one and although the ride is harsh it's not as bad as he's making out! And as for the comedy? don't give up the day job!

[Trixman]

I thought that was hilarious!

[Ricey01]

z4me said:

Weird, why buy a grey car with black interior then complain about it being grey and black? There are other colours available I'm assuming he doesn't know that you can use normal tyres too.

I know..........this guy is clearly a total tit!

[mat205125]

St John Smythe said:

Nice looking Z4. I had one and although the ride is harsh it's not as bad as he's making out! And as for the comedy? don't give up the day job!

Bumpy and undulating wet roads with 18" run flats can make for some "tense" progress down the road.

Best non-M M4 I drove was a four cylinder car on the ugly base model 16" rims.

[Ricey01]

Vocal Minority said:

Swap an inch of allow wheel for an inch of sidewall and stop blaming the car!

YEAH! why doesn't the dhead just spend 2 grand on new alloy wheels and get larger tyres!

Or better still test drive the car for at least 3 months so he properly got the feel for how it drove day to day before he bought it?!?!?!?

What a clown........I mean this guy is obviously a sexy, sexy man but he's not got too much going on up top!

[*Al*]

Have a look at the questions and answers, very funny and he sounds a 'right character'. Great ad.

[oj121]

Yes the Q and A is by far the best bit of the whole thread. 'Festooned with sausage' hahahaha!

See you over at 350-uk ricey!

[DaveH23]

oj121 said:

Yes the Q and A is by far the best bit of the whole thread. 'Festooned with sausage' hahahaha!

See you over at 350-uk ricey!

Yes some great responses in there.

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAll...

[Munich]

Mark.H said:

...apart from the bit where he mentioned to just buy a 350z instead?

and that he has a 350Z sitting on his driveway...

[TX1]

I think he shall struggle to give the car away let alone sell it with that advert.

[Munich]

DaveH23 said:

oj121 said:

Yes the Q and A is by far the best bit of the whole thread. 'Festooned with sausage' hahahaha!

See you over at 350-uk ricey!

Yes some great responses in there.

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAll...

Yeah, absolute quality.

[Ricey01]

TX1 said:

I think he shall struggle to give the car away let alone sell it with that advert.

I have to agree.....the exposure the advert must be receiving is huge......he must literally be convincing every single person who has ever considered buying a Z4 not to buy one the mad man!

I mean if people want to buy something what they usually do is carry out no research whatsoever and rely entirely on the integrity and opinions of the seller.

Plus this guy is clearly some sort of sexy beast so people are going to listen to every last word he says........the god damn crazy hunk