Best Smoker Barges 1-5 large [Vol 4]

Best Smoker Barges 1-5 large [Vol 4]

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Fox-

13,237 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Output Flange said:
Except the diesel will have far more torque than the 6 pot, so won't need its neck wringing to get it to move along. In big, modern luxobarges the noise of the engine rarely enters the cabin without the window down, so that doesn't need to be a consideration.
I was collected from the station in an E220 CDI on Friday night. 08 plate. Nice car. Liked it. But the noise of the engine entered the cabin constantly and it was very obviously an unrefined 4 cylinder diesel, especially when waiting at lights etc.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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SpeckledJim said:
Pappa Lurve said:
Quick question - Merc C240, I think about 97ish. Good condition but some scratches on body, new tyres all round, pads up front, MOT and tax are both only a few weeks old. One owner from new (well, one company) in a burgundy colour with a tan-ish interior. 120k on the clock. Amazingly, FSH, 90% with MB.

Fits the bill for what I need right now and although I accept they are not the most thrilling cars, I need a smoker to get me through the winter (live in london so heavy snow and ice are really not a huge deal). Owned loads of barges but know little about the early C class but seems to be pretty bullet proof.

Based on description, what would you lot think the thing is worth and are they ok cars?

Cheers!
Worst engine in the range, but nice cars. £600.
I ran one for 18 months. It was extremely smooth, but also extremely thirsty, about 24mpg.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Mark-C said:
r129sl said:
Brand new and from the UK importer, yes, diesel only.
Seriously? There are certainly some V8 and W12 cars in the classifieds. Were these not dealer supplied?

Example -> http://classifieds.pistonheads.com/classifieds/use...

Not picking a fight ... just curious thumbup
We're at cross purposes. They used to do a range of motors, from memory, 3.0, 3.2 and 5.0 diesels and 3.2, 4.2 and 6.0 petrols, but today the UK offer is 3.2 V6 diesel in SWB or LWB.

Pappa Lurve

3,827 posts

282 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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SpeckledJim said:
Worst engine in the range, but nice cars. £600.
Ok, so 400 is a decent deal? And why is that the worst engine? Anything I need to worry about? A neighbour is using the car now until his new company car comes and once that turns up the the next 2 weeks, the company was going to just shove it in an auction to get shot of it so an offer of £400 seemed to be fair.

Thanks for the feedback :-)

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Pappa Lurve said:
SpeckledJim said:
Worst engine in the range, but nice cars. £600.
Ok, so 400 is a decent deal? And why is that the worst engine? Anything I need to worry about? A neighbour is using the car now until his new company car comes and once that turns up the the next 2 weeks, the company was going to just shove it in an auction to get shot of it so an offer of £400 seemed to be fair.

Thanks for the feedback :-)
£400 sounds great if it's a nice car. The engine is, as commented above, nice and smooth, but extremely juicy and not at all powerful. The advantage over a 200 is very marginal, at huge additional fuel cost, or looking the other way, a 280 is a lovely drive, with no penalty on fuel.

It also has a crazy oil capacity of something like 10 litres.

Pappa Lurve

3,827 posts

282 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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SpeckledJim said:
Pappa Lurve said:
SpeckledJim said:
Worst engine in the range, but nice cars. £600.
Ok, so 400 is a decent deal? And why is that the worst engine? Anything I need to worry about? A neighbour is using the car now until his new company car comes and once that turns up the the next 2 weeks, the company was going to just shove it in an auction to get shot of it so an offer of £400 seemed to be fair.

Thanks for the feedback :-)
£400 sounds great if it's a nice car. The engine is, as commented above, nice and smooth, but extremely juicy and not at all powerful. The advantage over a 200 is very marginal, at huge additional fuel cost, or looking the other way, a 280 is a lovely drive, with no penalty on fuel.

It also has a crazy oil capacity of something like 10 litres.
Ok, good to know but for the mileage I do, the time I need the car for and the fact it is basically a runabout MPG is not a massive issue. Just want something reliable, dirt cheap to buy and insure and if it ends up staying longer and being used as a station / dog car, thats great. If not, it will go for scrap in 6 months anyway, although seems a shame as it is in decent condition for what it is.

Do any of you know if it has and OBDC connector? Makes no actual difference other than letting me play with some apps on my phone so would be nice to know if it does or not but not a big deal either way.

Thanks again for the feedback.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Output Flange said:
E38Ross said:
Those cars you described have 6 cylinder engines. They aren't about speed, they're about the waft and smoothness. A 4 pot diesel going slightly quicker won't feel as luxurious ad a slightly slower 6 pot. Unless, you've missed a large point of 6+ cylinder engines? wink
Except the diesel will have far more torque than the 6 pot, so won't need its neck wringing to get it to move along. In big, modern luxobarges the noise of the engine rarely enters the cabin without the window down, so that doesn't need to be a consideration.
Torque is terribly misunderstood. I do not claim to understand it fully. Nonetheless, the modern, turbocharged diesel engine does not have a torque curve so much as a torque spike. We all know how it goes: the engine is gutless from idle to about 1,600rpm, whereupon it bursts up to 2,400rpm, then tails off, rapidly so after 3,000rpm.

This would be fine were the engine required to operate within a very narrow speed range (like the engine of a ship or an electricity generator). A motor car, however, needs to change its speed frequently and rapidly within a very wide range of (in ordinary use) 0 to 125mph. I find these diesels are quite hard to drive smoothly, so suddenly do they puff in and out. They also need seven and eight speed transmissions so that they might be on the boil at any given road speed, forever swapping cogs.

While modern cars' sound insulation is amazing, there is not much that can be done to insulate the occupants from vibration and harshness. 4 cylinder diesels are dreadful in this respect, especially under load. My Mk 5 Golf TDI is much, much quieter than my 1986 Mercedes SEC, but the latter is the more refined car by a very wide margin.

A luxury car is better served by a large capacity, multi-cylinder (preferably six or 12) petrol engine which is capable of generating torque and power (which of course is torque multiplied by engine speed) over a very wide range with great smoothness. Such engines will pull smoothly from very low speeds; and they will develop their power consistently across a wide speed range; they need to change gear less frequently. They pull cleanly from idle to 6,000rpm or more. My 5.6 V8 is a good example: at any given engine speed, from 1,000rpm to 5,500rpm, it can generate never less than 90% of its maximum torque (which is 336lb/ft).

Besides, all other things being equal, 350lb/ft at 2,000rpm is less useful than 200lb/ft at 4,000rpm. This is why a petrol engined car ultimately is faster, even though its headline torque output is so much lower. That E38 728i with its relatively puny 200lb/ft torque peak will be a match for today's 520d.

As someone else aptly put it, today the market is about maximum show for minimum monthly cost. This is symptomatic of the troubles our society faces.

confused_buyer

6,615 posts

181 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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E38Ross said:
Those cars you described have 6 cylinder engines. They aren't about speed, they're about the waft and smoothness. A 4 pot diesel going slightly quicker won't feel as luxurious ad a slightly slower 6 pot. Unless, you've missed a large point of 6+ cylinder engines? wink
A wheezing struggling 6-pot isn't great either and certainly doesn't have the effortless waft of a great big V8 with a massive dollop of torque from 1200rpm. Let's face it, the small engines versions of yesteryear's luxo barge were often just fine, but they were still an economy compromise over the larger engined models. A small diesel is just today's economy compromise which trades one set of compromises for another.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Pappa Lurve said:
SpeckledJim said:
Pappa Lurve said:
SpeckledJim said:
Worst engine in the range, but nice cars. £600.
Ok, so 400 is a decent deal? And why is that the worst engine? Anything I need to worry about? A neighbour is using the car now until his new company car comes and once that turns up the the next 2 weeks, the company was going to just shove it in an auction to get shot of it so an offer of £400 seemed to be fair.

Thanks for the feedback :-)
£400 sounds great if it's a nice car. The engine is, as commented above, nice and smooth, but extremely juicy and not at all powerful. The advantage over a 200 is very marginal, at huge additional fuel cost, or looking the other way, a 280 is a lovely drive, with no penalty on fuel.

It also has a crazy oil capacity of something like 10 litres.
Ok, good to know but for the mileage I do, the time I need the car for and the fact it is basically a runabout MPG is not a massive issue. Just want something reliable, dirt cheap to buy and insure and if it ends up staying longer and being used as a station / dog car, thats great. If not, it will go for scrap in 6 months anyway, although seems a shame as it is in decent condition for what it is.

Do any of you know if it has and OBDC connector? Makes no actual difference other than letting me play with some apps on my phone so would be nice to know if it does or not but not a big deal either way.

Thanks again for the feedback.
They're not bad at all. They are very smooth, creamy smooth, smoother than BMW NA straight six smooth. They are reliable, totally reliable. They have OBDII (everything after 1993 has). They're not that slow. I replaced a C200 with my C240 and the latter was a much, much better car. (I just wish I'd gone for a C43.) The C280 is faster and less thirsty but these things are all marginal.

confused_buyer

6,615 posts

181 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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r129sl said:
Besides, all other things being equal, 350lb/ft at 2,000rpm is less useful than 200lb/ft at 4,000rpm. This is why a petrol engined car ultimately is faster, even though its headline torque output is so much lower. That E38 728i with its relatively puny 200lb/ft torque peak will be a match for today's 520d.

As someone else aptly put it, today the market is about maximum show for minimum monthly cost. This is symptomatic of the troubles our society faces.
But surely that has always applied, hence cars like the S280, 728i, A8 2.8 etc.

Your 560 might waft about effortlessly but did a 280 SE from the same era manage it in quite the same way? Surely that was aimed at the same market as today's entry level models.

Pappa Lurve

3,827 posts

282 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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R129, thanks. Where is the connector then? Figured I will get a bluetooth connector and they run a HUD via my mobile. Pointless, but fun.

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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r129sl said:
Torque is terribly misunderstood. I do not claim to understand it fully. Nonetheless, the modern, turbocharged diesel engine does not have a torque curve so much as a torque spike. We all know how it goes: the engine is gutless from idle to about 1,600rpm, whereupon it bursts up to 2,400rpm, then tails off, rapidly so after 3,000rpm.

This would be fine were the engine required to operate within a very narrow speed range (like the engine of a ship or an electricity generator). A motor car, however, needs to change its speed frequently and rapidly within a very wide range of (in ordinary use) 0 to 125mph. I find these diesels are quite hard to drive smoothly, so suddenly do they puff in and out. They also need seven and eight speed transmissions so that they might be on the boil at any given road speed, forever swapping cogs.

While modern cars' sound insulation is amazing, there is not much that can be done to insulate the occupants from vibration and harshness. 4 cylinder diesels are dreadful in this respect, especially under load. My Mk 5 Golf TDI is much, much quieter than my 1986 Mercedes SEC, but the latter is the more refined car by a very wide margin.

A luxury car is better served by a large capacity, multi-cylinder (preferably six or 12) petrol engine which is capable of generating torque and power (which of course is torque multiplied by engine speed) over a very wide range with great smoothness. Such engines will pull smoothly from very low speeds; and they will develop their power consistently across a wide speed range; they need to change gear less frequently. They pull cleanly from idle to 6,000rpm or more. My 5.6 V8 is a good example: at any given engine speed, from 1,000rpm to 5,500rpm, it can generate never less than 90% of its maximum torque (which is 336lb/ft).

Besides, all other things being equal, 350lb/ft at 2,000rpm is less useful than 200lb/ft at 4,000rpm. This is why a petrol engined car ultimately is faster, even though its headline torque output is so much lower. That E38 728i with its relatively puny 200lb/ft torque peak will be a match for today's 520d.

As someone else aptly put it, today the market is about maximum show for minimum monthly cost. This is symptomatic of the troubles our society faces.
Nonsense.

I'm no diesel pervert, but even in my ten yr old 1.9 TDI, I get a good spread of torque from 1800rpm all the way up to 4500rpm.

The great thing about them is that there's so much torque available at low rpm, that you don't need to try at all to achieve decent forward momentum. With your 728 example, you'd be wringing the neck of it to achieve similar momentum to the modern 520d. That's neither refined, nor very pleasant.

Output Flange

16,798 posts

211 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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r129sl said:
Torque is terribly misunderstood. I do not claim to understand it fully.

They also need seven and eight speed transmissions so that they might be on the boil at any given road speed, forever swapping cogs.
Given the number of ratios and the speed and grace with which they're swapped about, the modern 7 and 8 speed boxes are perfectly suited to the small diesel engines, and hence the application.

A 4-pot diesel barge doesn't interest me in the slightest, but then nor does the 6-pot petrol version.

But, I can understand why some people will want all the competencies of an S Class, A8 etc with the lowest possible running costs - not everyone cares about the speed at which they travel, rather than the comfort.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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confused_buyer said:
But surely that has always applied, hence cars like the S280, 728i, A8 2.8 etc.

Your 560 might waft about effortlessly but did a 280 SE from the same era manage it in quite the same way? Surely that was aimed at the same market as today's entry level models.
It is a fair point that you make but...

The 280 SE's principal qualities were its refinement, its ease of operation and its longevity. It also had a significant performance advantage over the small fry in their Cortinas and Cavaliers and Montegos. It may well have been leased or (more likely) taken under some form of purchase credit, but it likely was kept by its first owner for a good many more years than two.

When it comes, the S250 CDI's principal qualities, if you can call them that, will be its flash-to-cash quotient and its low CO2 rating. Its buyer gets a S-Class for £499 a month/palatable BIK charge. The vehicle will not be particularly refined (4 cylinder diesel), it will be ergonomically compromised in order to save money, and its intended service life will be less than 10 years. It is unlikely to show a Mondeo TDCI a clean pair of heels in the traffic light grand prix. Of course, it will not be a rubbish car by any stretch of the imagination!

Trustmeimadoctor

12,597 posts

155 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Trustmeimadoctor said:
What's a r reg 728 worth with about 70k on the clock Arctic silver black leather 5 months tax 11 months mot says it has premium audio what ever that is
It does look very tidy
can anyone help me with a rough offer i should give ?

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Trustmeimadoctor said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
What's a r reg 728 worth with about 70k on the clock Arctic silver black leather 5 months tax 11 months mot says it has premium audio what ever that is
It does look very tidy
can anyone help me with a rough offer i should give ?
£1,295. (£300 of which is for the mileage premium, so it'll need documentary proof)

E38Ross

35,068 posts

212 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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V8mate said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
What's a r reg 728 worth with about 70k on the clock Arctic silver black leather 5 months tax 11 months mot says it has premium audio what ever that is
It does look very tidy
can anyone help me with a rough offer i should give ?
£1,295. (£300 of which is for the mileage premium, so it'll need documentary proof)
R reg.... There wasn't a sport model out then was there? They seen to demand a 500-1k premiu

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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r129sl said:
It is a fair point that you make but...

The 280 SE's principal qualities were its refinement, its ease of operation and its longevity. It also had a significant performance advantage over the small fry in their Cortinas and Cavaliers and Montegos. It may well have been leased or (more likely) taken under some form of purchase credit, but it likely was kept by its first owner for a good many more years than two.

When it comes, the S250 CDI's principal qualities, if you can call them that, will be its flash-to-cash quotient and its low CO2 rating. Its buyer gets a S-Class for £499 a month/palatable BIK charge. The vehicle will not be particularly refined (4 cylinder diesel), it will be ergonomically compromised in order to save money, and its intended service life will be less than 10 years. It is unlikely to show a Mondeo TDCI a clean pair of heels in the traffic light grand prix. Of course, it will not be a rubbish car by any stretch of the imagination!
I'm willing to bet that it'll be more refined than a six-pot S-class, ten years it's senior though. And probably quicker too.

That's progress for you.

Whilst I shan't leave my seat in anticipation, I expect to see literally billions of the things in and around Heathrow/West London in coming months (all debadged, naturally); proving that there be a market for such a vehicle and then some.

I can't tell you the last time I saw a non-diesel S-Class in fact (Russian-spec AMGs notwithstanding). Them's the time's we live in. But getting back to your point, it also shows just how far diesel engine technology as come and the market has reacted accordingly.

Never thought I'd say this even five years ago, but I can't think of a single reason why I'd go back to petrol for my week-day wheels now. The combination of diesel, modern fueling technology and turbos, makes for grunty, fuel efficient and refined long-legged machines which trump their petrol counterparts in every area bar aural satisfaction and (to a lesser extent) NVH.

Output Flange

16,798 posts

211 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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olly22n said:
And they make your hands smell.
So does a Ginsters Buffet Bar.

E38Ross

35,068 posts

212 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Great Pretender said:
I'm willing to bet that it'll be more refined than a six-pot S-class, ten years it's senior though. And probably quicker too.

That's progress for you.

Whilst I shan't leave my seat in anticipation, I expect to see literally billions of the things in and around Heathrow/West London in coming months (all debadged, naturally); proving that there be a market for such a vehicle and then some.

I can't tell you the last time I saw a non-diesel S-Class in fact (Russian-spec AMGs notwithstanding). Them's the time's we live in. But getting back to your point, it also shows just how far diesel engine technology as come and the market has reacted accordingly.

Never thought I'd say this even five years ago, but I can't think of a single reason why I'd go back to petrol for my week-day wheels now. The combination of diesel, modern fueling technology and turbos, makes for grunty, fuel efficient and refined long-legged machines which trump their petrol counterparts in every area bar aural satisfaction and (to a lesser extent) NVH.
Except for when they go wrong, which isn't too infrequent. Also,the difference between a turbo diesel and a turbo petrol is far less than you think. The petrol being better of course wink
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