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StealthSteve

136 posts

24 months

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This threads difficult to answer briefly for me, I've had the pleasure of driving/riding much varied stuff over the last 2 years and the only thing I can state for sure; is every type of clique looks after it's own.

I've driven tranny/sprinter etc vans - ignored and raged at by execs and yoofs but always given way by other vans/trucks.
I've ridden bikes, very friendly caring 'club' except the chavs wanna race and the middle aged grumps in traffic block filtering routes "cos they can".
I've driven exec cars (jags, C/D class Mercs), everyone treats you with contempt.
Sports cars - every man and his dog simply HAVE to beat you off the line.
not-so-hot hatches; everyone just cuts you up and makes you wait, apparently if you're not in a dominantly stereotyped ride then you're the roads pushover.

I find it funny, really, but I'd hate to be a cabbie.

Dactub

184 posts

9 months

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lexusboy said:
The differnce between Lexus owners and Merc/BMW/Audi owners is that the GErman car owners think they own the world whereas Lexus owners actually do own the world
Round here owning a Lexus means owning a takeaway or selling part worn tyres and a old Lexus means you deliver the takeaways wink .

TheInternet

444 posts

32 months

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crazy about cars said:
Nail hit right on the head with that one, can't stand it when they do that!!

Also, you don't see many, but has anyone noticed that all Audi Q7's seem to be driven by wkers, murdering wkers?

StuartGGray

6,321 posts

97 months

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Meriva type cars - driven by bitter cocks. The act of overtaking one is a direct affront to their emasculated masculinity.

Burbleboy

135 posts

79 months

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Vectra drivers...always seem to be bell ends!
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Rick101

728 posts

19 months

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Jaged said:
Jaguars always seem to be driven by Gentlemen! cool
Why thank you.

toon10

781 posts

26 months

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telecat said:
Citroen Picasso Drivers. Either they are psychotic or are driven to it by driving them!!!!
This exactly.

TobyLaRohne

3,205 posts

75 months

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Corvette Drivers...Couldn't afford a Ferrari or Lambo...(one day I'll get there) hehe

PanzerCommander

2,703 posts

87 months

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TobyLaRohne said:
Corvette Drivers...Couldn't afford a Ferrari or Lambo...(one day I'll get there) hehe
Or maybe they just have better taste wink

Bonefish Blues

4,145 posts

92 months

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I used to rather enjoy the double takes from people who perhaps expected to see an RB320 driven by a knuckle-dragging, shaven headed multi-tattooed individual rather than a middle aged bloke in a suit smile

Yachtworker

757 posts

24 months

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Round where I live, these types:

Drive these:

Like they own the place, all at 15mph.

crostonian

1,184 posts

41 months

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Just a few observations from my perspective in the trade.

Jags and Lexus in old man colours ie light blue, met red and gold tend to be driven by pringle wearing golf club Daily Mail reader types, usually a bit red faced, gold Rolex and a bejewelled shrivelled up wife.

Range Rovers are either pimp spec or country gent spec - pimp black or silver with privacy glass, big alloys, updated lights usually driven by muscly blokes in vest tops with medically altered wife whereas your dark green or dark blue one tends to belong to tweed wearing, telegraph reading snobs who's wife is at home shagging the stable boy while the kids are away at boarding school.

Can spot perspective Kia Sorento owners from a mile off, usually turn up in a gold Picasso, middle aged couple, took early retirement from the civil service, quite often wearing matching coats clutching a copy of What Caravan, but again you do get the lesser pimp look if they have the chrome towel rails on the sides and 18" alloys, then you get a skint version of Range Rover pimp, a truck driver rather than a builder.


Prof Beard

6,541 posts

96 months

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As a beardy, sandal-wearing lefty I drive a Porsche (C4S) and a Saab (9-5 Estate) - both automatics of course smile

TobyLaRohne

3,205 posts

75 months

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Im 27 and my cars are...


love to know what the ph massive thinks it says about me!

Flame retardant undies on (just in case).

I don't have hair highlights or wear Diesel Jeans or Prada undies before anyone suggests I do,lol.

Chris71

19,985 posts

111 months

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TVR Griffith owners:


And, in the interest of balance, Chimaera owners:

Yachtworker

757 posts

24 months

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TobyLaRohne said:
Im 27 and my cars are...
Shouldn't you be concentrating on the "photo location game"??

TobyLaRohne

3,205 posts

75 months

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haha, cant go out at the min.

jagnet

1,004 posts

71 months

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crostonian said:
Just a few observations from my perspective in the trade.

Jags ... in old man colours ie light blue
I do like to play up to the stereotype in my Arctic Blue XJ-S, with a National Trust sticker on the windscreen, and strategically placed Trilby on the rear shelf, bimbling along doing 30 in a 30. It tends to confuse drivers behind when we get to the NSL and I unleash the V12 loveliness through the Michelin Pilots hehe

Scuderia2112

61 posts

13 months

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Yachtworker said:
Round where I live, these types:

Drive these:

Like they own the place, all at 15mph.
I've always had a soft spot for Apes!

mikey77

329 posts

57 months

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>>Honda drivers are 2 types - coffin dodgers doing 23mph every where or yobs<<

Well, I guess I'm more or less a coffin dodger. But because my Honda is a boy racers' favourite and I can still drive it like one all the yobs wave at me!
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