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RosscoPCole

1,664 posts

43 months

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Lane hoggers
Cars with optional indicators
Drivers who constantly change their speed so you are being overtaken then you overtake the same car 10 seconds later.

magpie215

1,909 posts

58 months

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1. Tailgaters
2. driving to fast for the conditions (fog/heavy rain reduced visibility aquaplane risk)
3. MLM's

lbc

1,201 posts

86 months

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1) idiots
2) morons
3) drivers that deliberately try to slow you down which then causes everyone else to undertake you, and the moron in front.

Bill

26,508 posts

124 months

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Everyone else.

Which is, admittedly, more than three things.

OldSkoolRS

2,578 posts

48 months

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Getting on them.
Driving on them.
Getting off them. smile
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Papa Hotel

9,607 posts

51 months

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Bill said:
Everyone else.

Which is, admittedly, more than three things.
Cars, lorries, bikes. That about covers it.

Papa Hotel

9,607 posts

51 months

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Oh, I'd like to add another one. People in the BMW Lane without the magnificent blue & white roundel on their crapmobiles.

maxdb

407 posts

26 months

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1. People who think it's a good idea to pull right out infront of you when you travel at high speed.

2. Tailgaters/people who flash you to move when there is no where to actually move to!
3. People who can't manage to stay in their lane properly.

lbc

1,201 posts

86 months

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Papa Hotel said:
Oh, I'd like to add another one. People in the BMW crapmobiles.
As they are all company car drivers that previously only owned a Nissan Micra. hehe

Killer2005

15,395 posts

97 months

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1) Middle lane morons
2) People who block lanes - ie you have your indicator on to say you'd like to change lanes and they just sit next to you when they have the option to move
3) Caravans

y2blade

46,412 posts

84 months

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People who won't keep left unless overtaking
People who won't keep left unless overtaking
People who won't keep left unless overtaking


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Blayney

443 posts

55 months

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MLM/OLM's

Range Rovers, Audi Q5/7's, BMW X5's that fill my rear view mirror with their grill.

People who overtake the car infront by doing .5mph more than them.

Papa Hotel

9,607 posts

51 months

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lbc said:
Papa Hotel said:
Oh, I'd like to add another one. People in the BMW crapmobiles.
As they are all company car drivers that previously only owned a Nissan Micra. hehe
Hey, you guy, that's not what I said!

lbc

1,201 posts

86 months

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Papa Hotel said:
lbc said:
Papa Hotel said:
Oh, I'd like to add another one. People in the BMW crapmobiles.
As they are all company car drivers that previously only owned a Nissan Micra. hehe
Hey, you guy, that's not what I said!
Could not resist.

Maybe I should apply for a job with the Daily Wail, whilst my editing skills are on fire! biggrin

200Plus Club

799 posts

147 months

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people stuck in lanes 2,3 and 4 on the newer 4 lane section of the M1 who now cant take onboard the fact its 4 lanes and they have to move over a few times after an overtake, so they dont bother. ever.
fines should be levied on them or we should be allowed to ram them over into the correct lane at the time.

KingNothing

781 posts

22 months

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People who don't know what keep left unless overtaking means
People who can't merge in turn properly
People who can't control their speed efficiently
People who come steaming up behind you flashing like a lunatic, when they can see you're busy overtaking cars
Service stations being a fking ripoff for everything
People not accelerating up slip roads to an acceptable speed
People who make HGV's overtake them because they're driving too slowly
People who rubberneck at accidents on the other carriageway holding up everyone behind them
People who don't look when changing lanes
People who think because they slam their indicator on at the last minute they have the right to move
People who slam their indicator on while they're moving
People who pull out to overtake far too early
People who pull out to overtake then proceed to attempt said overtake at 0.0001mph faster than the car they're overtaking
People who match the speed of the car they're overtaking
People tailgating you in the first lane even though you're going well above the speed limit already and all the other lanes are clear (just overtake me already you bellend)
People who see highways agency's cars and slam the brakes on thinking it's the police

3 hate filled statements aren't enough to describe everyday motorway driving in the UK nowadays, I needed more.

200Plus Club

799 posts

147 months

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i forgot to add the overtakers who proceed to pull back infront of you after their manouvre, then gradually slow down, causing you to have to overtake them again. some of them then repeat this procedure, over and over, and on a long journey its tempting to kill them horrifically.. most of my pet hates on the motorway are resolved by imagining the said person crashing in a fireball of my causing.... ;-)

croyde

8,757 posts

99 months

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People going too slow.

People going too fast.

Me going very fast.

AClownsPocket

286 posts

28 months

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1. People sitting in the middle lane

2. Sanctimonious buggers doing 68 in the outside lane holding up people who have made the choice to go quicker. You aren't the police.

3. White vans parked on overhead bridges so everyone with no eyesight thinks it's a police van and slams on the anchors.

New POD

2,007 posts

19 months

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I love motorways. Quick, Safe, Economical, Free Flowing. It's the modern way to travel.

The things I hate about them.

1) That The A50 isn't the M64 http://pathetic.org.uk/unbuilt/m64/maps/stage_4.ht...
2) that the M57 was never finished http://pathetic.org.uk/current/m57/maps/
3) http://pathetic.org.uk/current/m57/photos/pages/DS... quote : Fazakerley - one of those towns that can only be said in a Liverpool accent...
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