RE: Chris Harris video: Panamera Diesel

RE: Chris Harris video: Panamera Diesel

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blearyeyedboy

6,290 posts

179 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Atomas said:
Surely if you can afford the car, fuel should be the last of your concerns! (or I am missing something, let the flames begin!)
You're missing something. Have a flame on me. wink

It's a Grand Tourer. Range counts for a lot, unless you're so spectacularly wealthy that you can arrange refuelling on the move (from a passing Hercules, perhaps)?

Yes, you'll probably stop in a small village when you're halfway through your fuel tank in a petrol car, but the quality of fuel you might get may not make it desirable. Super Unleaded isn't universally available.

CedricN

820 posts

145 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Atomas said:
If you can afford the car; surely you can afford the gas no? I'm a near american (i.e. french canadian), so we pay less for gas, but still, a Panamera?!?! Oil should be a measly consideration:

6.50pounds per gallon
Lets say say 25mpg per gallon
Assume 400miles weekly (a health 20800 miles yearly)
5408 pounds yearly (+/- 450 monthly)

Even at 40 mpg:
3380 pounds yearly. (+/- 280 monthly)

Panamera Cost: 63k+
5% interest, 60 month schedule
1188.89 monthly, (+/- 14250 yearly)
Not including maintenance, insurance, parking etc.

Surely if you can afford the car, fuel should be the last of your concerns! (or I am missing something, let the flames begin!)
Haha, I was about to write the same kind of post. According to me fuel consumption in cars like this, m5s, AMGs (wow, we lowered it 15% bla bla bla), M550d etc is just a "poster" number. A number to try to show of the technical knowlege of the company. It will surely sell cars, but economy wise its just does almost nothing since depreciation is such a big factor (the depriciation is especially brutal on your island). But maybe for the third or fourth owner when the value has stabilied smile

DeltaEvo2

869 posts

192 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Just a horrible car to look at, horrible.

Chris Harris

494 posts

153 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Rawwr said:
Don't take this as snarky but I'd be genuinely interested to hear what Porsches Chris doesn't like. Maybe a little 924? 996 C4? smile
Now that is a good question! And it was phrased in a non-offensive way - which kind of makes a change.

I like and respect the 991, but don't want to own one: whereas I had both 997 (which in fairness I sold quickly for a 996 GT2) and 996. The more I drive the new 7-speed manual, the less I like it. It's a cracking car, but the £90-£100k asking is way too much.

My stance on the Cayenne is simple: if I was ever in the market for such a vehicle, I would prefer it to be a Porsche, because I like the way they engineer cars. As it is, I have no need for or interest in that type of car.

New Boxster is the best car Porsche makes. Really enjoyable. Proper manual 'box makes 991's doctored PDK seem nasty.

Panamera I wanted to hate, but in that role of big-mile cruiser that can hitch its skirt a few inches when the mood dictates, it's brilliant. Not having 5 seats is a big mistake in my book - but doesn't seem to be affecting sales. People who compare it to 5-series et-al need to ride in one for extended periods. It's an S-Class/Bentley rival for NVH and cabin quality.

Thought the last Cayman R was over-rated: preferred the Spyder. Or a used GT3.

Not a 924 fan, but a 944 fan. Likewise, anything G-Series and pre-G50 has to be stunning to pique my interest.

Desert island 928 is '86 S2 (one they call S2.5)

The best all-round sports machine for daily use of the past decade is.....not a Porsche. It's an E46 M3



sisu

2,580 posts

173 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Chris do you have the wall of the house papered with old copies of Christophrus/GT Purely Porsche giving acronyms to things around the house rolling a vario cam chain thru your fingers like worry beads?
It is a horrible looking car, even with Porki glasses on. A Corvette nose- S-Class middle - 911 rear end.
But like a Catholic Priest giving advice about contraception this is OK as long as you are staying faithful to the Porsche brand. The factory drip feeding snippets of what you really want and asking you to abstain from what you like for just a little longer. Oh since the 989 you have been hoping to enjoy the back doors every once in a while like everyone else. Your problem is that this Panamera Diesel is 100kgs lighter than the V8. But I feel that the guilt of the 912/914/Cayman is upon you. You want to enjoy the ligher more nimble version from Porsche. But you know that there is a heavier more powerful version you shouldn't like.
I am sorry for the annalogies of sexual tension. But you know that there are various incarnations that you and others would like. But they will never induldge this

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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sisu said:
Chris do you have the wall of the house papered with old copies of Christophrus/GT Purely Porsche giving acronyms to things around the house rolling a vario cam chain thru your fingers like worry beads?
It is a horrible looking car, even with Porki glasses on. A Corvette nose- S-Class middle - 911 rear end.
But like a Catholic Priest giving advice about contraception this is OK as long as you are staying faithful to the Porsche brand. The factory drip feeding snippets of what you really want and asking you to abstain from what you like for just a little longer. Oh since the 989 you have been hoping to enjoy the back doors every once in a while like everyone else. Your problem is that this Panamera Diesel is 100kgs lighter than the V8. But I feel that the guilt of the 912/914/Cayman is upon you. You want to enjoy the ligher more nimble version from Porsche. But you know that there is a heavier more powerful version you shouldn't like.
I am sorry for the annalogies of sexual tension. But you know that there are various incarnations that you and others would like. But they will never induldge this
Are you on drugs?

Erich Stahler

2,878 posts

270 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Chris, Good review but one aside that caught my interest was the Dynolicious app, take it that's do you generally find it quite accurate? Presumably that's the iPhone version, I would need the Android one which from what I read is a slightly watered down version.


tyrewrecker

6,419 posts

154 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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sisu said:
Chris do you have the wall of the house papered with old copies of Christophrus/GT Purely Porsche giving acronyms to things around the house rolling a vario cam chain thru your fingers like worry beads?
It is a horrible looking car, even with Porki glasses on. A Corvette nose- S-Class middle - 911 rear end.
But like a Catholic Priest giving advice about contraception this is OK as long as you are staying faithful to the Porsche brand. The factory drip feeding snippets of what you really want and asking you to abstain from what you like for just a little longer. Oh since the 989 you have been hoping to enjoy the back doors every once in a while like everyone else. Your problem is that this Panamera Diesel is 100kgs lighter than the V8. But I feel that the guilt of the 912/914/Cayman is upon you. You want to enjoy the ligher more nimble version from Porsche. But you know that there is a heavier more powerful version you shouldn't like.
I am sorry for the annalogies of sexual tension. But you know that there are various incarnations that you and others would like. But they will never induldge this
And breathe! What car is it you drive?

Chris Harris

494 posts

153 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Tested the Dynolicious App against 'proper' timing gear. It's accurate.

R77C

89 posts

191 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Please do a video on an E46 M3!!!

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

183 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Big diesel engines do have a fall-off in economy once you start to really use them, certainly, but hustling an A8 4.2 TDI I managed to drop the consumption to low-20's on a trip. That was really pushing it though, lots of max acceleration through Alpine passes, with significant gradient to add to the comsumption woes.

Similar driving in an A6 3.0 petrol returned 13mpg, and it wasn't anywhere as quick a car; the A8 was astonishingly fast in the mid-range

Sure, the actual fuel consumption doesn't really matter for a £70k car in the context of the overall costs (particularly depreciation), but the amount of time you spend at filling stations sure does, and if what you're after in a big saloon is sheer thrust and a big range, I can't see any occasion when I'd choose petrol. It's not as though anyone other than a journo would be driving an S-Class listening for the sonorous note of a V12 as they wound on a little more opposite lock, is it?

baz1985

3,598 posts

245 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Chris Harris said:
Thought the last Cayman R was over-rated: preferred the Spyder. Or a used GT3.
Chris, I was wondering what your preferred Cayman derivative might be? I recall an Autocar article in which you were quite keen on the Gen 1 2.7.

Maldini35

2,913 posts

188 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Johnboy Mac said:
Chris Harris said:
Johnboy Mac said:
Maybe, the above is harsh & incorrect but...
No, it's actionable - so, write your evidence, and then we'll see where we stand.
rolleyes
Is that all you've got?

How embarrassing.



Gary C

12,427 posts

179 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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My concern about diesels is the throttle response.

The bigger diesel cars I have driven, while powerful dont have the sharp response of a good petrol engine. In any Porsche I would want sharpness first before big power.

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Erich Stahler said:
Chris, Good review but one aside that caught my interest was the Dynolicious app, take it that's do you generally find it quite accurate? Presumably that's the iPhone version, I would need the Android one which from what I read is a slightly watered down version.
It is very accurate. Just make sure you have a proper phone holder otherwise the results can be a bit iffy.


The Noise

40 posts

141 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Johnboy Mac said:
After hearing that vid, the summary goes something like this:

I'm not friends with Ferrari but as sure as hell I'm not going to fall out with Porsche. The only car anybody needs is a Porsche diesel (because it will do 150+ with an old Audi engine).

Or:

Better a small brown envelope from Porsche than none at all from Ferrari.


Maybe, the above is harsh & incorrect but...
Woah...

It's easy to throw mud from behind a keyboard and computer screen... But when you accuse someone of corruption in their livelihood... that is something else altogether.

Anyway, I could be wrong so please put me to rights, it doesn't seem to me that you have actually driven one of these. I have and did think long and hard about buying one. Just to let you know, I also own a full factory D6 Brabus CLS as a semi regular smoker (for when a long journey needs to be undertaken) as well as a number of performance cars. The Panamera is as close as you are going to get to a fresh out of the box diesel do-everything salon car. Compared to the Brabus it is probably a little more refined, and for everyday handling and driveability, better in everyway. The Brabus isn't short on poke or performance.

I think the difficuly is that people will never get over the fact that diesel can never be the same a petrol. The sound WILL be differnt, the red line WILL never be as high, its just a different fuel with different properties. SCIENCE. Once one gets to grip with this then attitude changes.

The Panamera is a marvel of modern car engineering, with or without air suspension it does getting from A to B with such finesse that a car of either fuel choice, but with those dimensions and weight, really ought not to. Let's not forget the brilliant interior design and quality of the whole thing and that does go a long way to justify the rather hefty price tag.

The looks are a bit of Sarah Jessica Parker (face like a foot, but if you have a foot fetish...), but other than that I couldn't really think of any reason not to buy it (except price of course).

For me... I don't have a foot fetish

edo

16,699 posts

265 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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The Noise said:
Johnboy Mac said:
After hearing that vid, the summary goes something like this:

I'm not friends with Ferrari but as sure as hell I'm not going to fall out with Porsche. The only car anybody needs is a Porsche diesel (because it will do 150+ with an old Audi engine).

Or:

Better a small brown envelope from Porsche than none at all from Ferrari.


Maybe, the above is harsh & incorrect but...
Woah...

It's easy to throw mud from behind a keyboard and computer screen... But when you accuse someone of corruption in their livelihood... that is something else altogether.
+1 Dont be a plank.

jbi

12,671 posts

204 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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Sorry Chris... but a Toyota Camry will do the 1/4 mile in 14.1 seconds.

Do you really want to pull up next to a boring family saloon in your Porsche, knowing you can't keep up with it?

Edited by jbi on Thursday 13th September 09:55

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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edo said:
The Noise said:
Johnboy Mac said:
After hearing that vid, the summary goes something like this:

I'm not friends with Ferrari but as sure as hell I'm not going to fall out with Porsche. The only car anybody needs is a Porsche diesel (because it will do 150+ with an old Audi engine).

Or:

Better a small brown envelope from Porsche than none at all from Ferrari.


Maybe, the above is harsh & incorrect but...
Woah...

It's easy to throw mud from behind a keyboard and computer screen... But when you accuse someone of corruption in their livelihood... that is something else altogether.
+1 Dont be a plank.
Glad it isn't just me who take extreme exception to this. For the avoidance of doubt, disagreeing with our opinions is fine. Accusing us of corruption is absolutely not, and we will ban individuals who levy such accusations.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

196 months

Thursday 13th September 2012
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I'm starting to get a bit bored of these videos now, I mean, panamera derv? Who cares?