Car speedos which make you giggle

Car speedos which make you giggle

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Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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anonymous said:
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My Four had a UK dash and therefore a 180mph speedo. And still had the Japanese limiter at 112mph. Which you could hit twice a lap in 4th gear.

The Saab has a non linear speedo, which I like. Normal to 90mph, and the goes compressed. At high speeds I guess the idea is either there is no limit or you don't care; and at 140 you're not spending a lot of time looking at the instruments....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Uncle John said:
My speedo tops out at 175 mph which is about right.
Bet your shoes smoke a lot...

C2james

4,685 posts

165 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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i have a digital speedo so can just go as fast as i like. smile

Carpal

3,630 posts

188 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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As a schoolboy was in the car with My Mate when he took his Mum's K10 Micra off the clock (100Mph!). Slowed down quite a lot before it started reading again too...


Pet Troll

1,362 posts

178 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Mine on my old 205 gti didn't go high enough! According to the Satnav we reached 155mph

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7202xWwNQk

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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my old smiley face transit had a granada clock in it topping out at 140, once got the old girl up to 85 downhill tailwind etc

welshjohn

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1,215 posts

181 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Well I tried to hit 160 and nah I can't be done

Dave Hedgehog

14,555 posts

204 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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think mine has 220mph on it smile

Engineer1

10,486 posts

209 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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They are also set so 60/70 mph is at about the 12 O'clock position.

blearyeyedboy

6,294 posts

179 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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mike9009 said:
Not quite relevant to the thread but the speedo on the latest Golf can be very misleading.



The gradiations between each 10mph is linear between 0 and 80mph. Then suddenly the scale changes. So on an autobahn once - I thought I was doing about 85mph but in reality I was at 90 mph.

Mike
My Octavia has that too. You tune into it, on derestricted German autobahns of course.

Easternlight

3,431 posts

144 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Engineer1 said:
They are also set so 60/70 mph is at about the 12 O'clock position.
Nobody told Audi this smile


Dave Hedgehog

14,555 posts

204 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Studio117 said:
Dogwatch said:
indicated speed is always an over reading.
Not in all cases my car does 140mph on the speedo and is the same on the gps.
all the audis i have checked recently have been bang on, my golf would show 130 whilst doing 108 lol

roverspeed

700 posts

196 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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My 2011 transporter over reads by about at 5mph at nsl.

Weirdly enough, vw has actually done this on purpose.

I have torque obd2 on my samsung galaxy which recieves data directly from the ecu and the roadspeed is consistent with gps readings. So are vw trying to slow van drivers down lol.

Clocks on mine go to 160, with the spacing changing after 80mph like the other VAG products mentioned.

Would surprise most how much of that 160mph clock it can fill!

AreOut

3,658 posts

161 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Dave Hedgehog said:
all the audis i have checked recently have been bang on, my golf would show 130 whilst doing 108 lol
vw is known for intentionally screwing up their speedos(which becomes even worse as car gets older) and then you have owners claiming that 130 tdi will reach 150 mph while doing 60 mpg at 80 mph...

illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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On the contery, I've had a 205 past the speedo limit of 110. Got pics to prove it!

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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illmonkey said:
On the contery, I've had a 205 past the speedo limit of 110. Got pics to prove it!
This post makes my head hurt.

ninjacost

980 posts

222 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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golf mk1 gti i had would go right off the clock which iirc was 120 ? it was a great little car but i think a tad optimistic :-)

LeeMad

1,098 posts

153 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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anonymous said:
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i had an indicated 135 out of a saxo vts, its more like 90% scary!

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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DickyC said:
The original Cooper S, with the same drag factor as St Pauls Cathedral, had a 130mph speedo. At 100 any Mini was going to hit a wall of drag and need an enormous amount of power to exceed it.
I could almost get the needle into the fuel gauge on my mildy tuned 998, given a very long steep hill biggrin

robsco

7,829 posts

176 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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The Tuscan's speedo is interesting shall we say. There's digital and an analogue display. The analogue one is quite possibly the least reliable gauge in a motor vehicle since a Cerbera's rev counter. There are many variables... Sometimes it may read 200mph, sometimes it won't read at all, sometimes it will read on the digital display but not the analogue, others it just never wakes up. Replaced the speedo sensor, and have got another five days out of it before it has started playing silly buggers again. Can't help but giggle. hehe