Car speedos which make you giggle

Car speedos which make you giggle

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anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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welshjohn said:
so I here by declare I probably have the crappiest car on piston heads
nono

There is at least one multipla owner on here

Checkmate

627 posts

207 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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My mini, Clio, and alpina have all been off the clock. Mini reads to 90 (went round to 10 on the other side, hot 1310 motors will do that. Worked it out as 117 mph. Spat the head gasket out, but was fun. Joys of a silly race engine in a road car.)
Clio clock goes to 160 (showed around 172 area), alpina says 155. Suffice to say it surpassed that.
Naturally optimistic on the clocks. Good pub banter though, 'yep had the old beast off the clocks today's.

NightRunner

12,230 posts

194 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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I'm feeling childish...


PompeyM3

1,847 posts

205 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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I had a laugh at this the other day, so much I pulled over and took a photo....


Urban Sports

11,321 posts

203 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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PompeyM3 said:
I had a laugh at this the other day, so much I pulled over and took a photo....

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mike9009

6,991 posts

243 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Not quite relevant to the thread but the speedo on the latest Golf can be very misleading.



The gradiations between each 10mph is linear between 0 and 80mph. Then suddenly the scale changes. So on an autobahn once - I thought I was doing about 85mph but in reality I was at 90 mph.

Mike

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

203 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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mike9009 said:
Not quite relevant to the thread but the speedo on the latest Golf can be very misleading.



The gradiations between each 10mph is linear between 0 and 80mph. Then suddenly the scale changes. So on an autobahn once - I thought I was doing about 85mph but in reality I was at 90 mph.

Mike
Dear lord rofl

NightRunner

12,230 posts

194 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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They are sneaky those Germans, I mean, putting numbers next to the markers.

THE bdS!

RobCrezz

7,892 posts

208 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Mine currently maxes out at 180kph, so its pretty easy to go off the clock. I managed to go all the way round to 0 before on a private road biggrin

Edited by RobCrezz on Saturday 6th October 21:00

Uncle John

4,281 posts

191 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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My speedo tops out at 175 mph which is about right.

john2443

6,336 posts

211 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Dogwatch said:
Manufacturer's standardisation across several models?
This. they aren't going to make a different speedo for the 1.1, 1.3, 1.6, 2.0 XRGTI etc to suit the top speed of each.

Also if the top of the range model will do 100, the speeod needs to go a bit above that, you wouldn't want to hit top speed then on a downhill find you're bending the needle against the stop (in countries where it would be legal smile )

Of course, with a digital speedo you could possible have up to 999, although probably it would only be 199 as they'd save money by not putting the extra lines in for the 1st digit.

mike9009

6,991 posts

243 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Urban Sports said:
mike9009 said:
Not quite relevant to the thread but the speedo on the latest Golf can be very misleading.



The gradiations between each 10mph is linear between 0 and 80mph. Then suddenly the scale changes. So on an autobahn once - I thought I was doing about 85mph but in reality I was at 90 mph.

Mike
Dear lord rofl
Glad it made you giggle wink

Mike

Blayney

2,948 posts

186 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Don't have this problem. Speedo is digital. It doesn't start reading until 4mph though. It also skips numbers if accelerating with full throttle all the way to illegal speeds.

Mr Happy

5,695 posts

220 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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john2443 said:
Dogwatch said:
Manufacturer's standardisation across several models?
This. they aren't going to make a different speedo for the 1.1, 1.3, 1.6, 2.0 XRGTI etc to suit the top speed of each.

Also if the top of the range model will do 100, the speeod needs to go a bit above that, you wouldn't want to hit top speed then on a downhill find you're bending the needle against the stop (in countries where it would be legal smile )

Of course, with a digital speedo you could possible have up to 999, although probably it would only be 199 as they'd save money by not putting the extra lines in for the 1st digit.
I was told, ages ago that it's not the max speed the car could achieve, but the maximum safe speed the brakes would pull the car up from.

MBZ 6

185 posts

184 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Here,s mine




Car should be good for about 170

folos

900 posts

142 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Or vehicles that can attain speeds over the maximum on the speedo, i've driven vehicles that only read up to 70 leptons and had my satnav read more!

fat freddie

303 posts

142 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Pah! Your Mercedes is no match for my old 2CV, let's see them wound off the clock! biggrin



Edited by fat freddie on Monday 8th October 13:30

yorkebar

121 posts

142 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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i think my spitfire is reasonably optomistic, reading up to 120mph. when realistically...85mph. with a headwind, and a slope. thats almost 50% out.




Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Dogwatch said:
indicated speed is always an over reading.
Not in all cases my car does 140mph on the speedo and is the same on the gps.

DaveH23

3,234 posts

170 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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anonymous said:
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It is and I would tend to agree hence never trying it myself.