Car speedos which make you giggle

Car speedos which make you giggle

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8potdave

2,296 posts

213 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Nedzilla said:
When we were kids we always argued 'whats the top speed on your dads car speedo'?. Whoever's had the highest number was assumed to be the fastest car,simple as that!
I remembered that old chesnut from school. If only you could fit the clocks from a ferrari to a vauxhall corsa and make it do 200mph biggrin

Gooly

965 posts

148 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Mine goes up to 140. Same on the 1.3 model. Hit 100 in that once going downhill, that was a good day. The 1.25 will do an indicated 108ish with a 115 going downhill.

It's funny because it's geared for 125mph so unless you get a new gearbox as well as more power you still wouldn't be able to peak it out.

Sir Bagalot

6,476 posts

181 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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EvoSlayer said:
Didn't old XR3i speedo's go up to 140, pretty optimistic for 105hp or whatever they were.
They did.

And I had 125 indicated on it. On a private road of course.

illmonkey

18,177 posts

198 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Pints said:
This post makes my head hurt.
Why?

Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Years ago I maxed out my Austin Mini 1.0 HLE downhill on the M62 going to visit a mate at Leeds uni.

Me and my mate who'd come along for the journey were rather surprised to see the needle continue past the last 90 mph mark and eventually work it's way through the 6 o'clock position and back past zero and up to about 10 mph again!

When we go off the motorway at Leeds there was an unpleasant burning smell and the clutch was seriously slipping. After seeing my friend in his diggs and struggling to drive around Leeds, we spent the return journey in the slow lane holding up the trucks on every ascent. smile

Riley Blue

20,949 posts

226 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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Made me smile 'cos after 50 years it can still reach its quoted max smile

Powerrr

1,978 posts

172 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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Tansit "smilie" model always made me laugh


McSam

6,753 posts

175 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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I rather like mine, actually. E46 328i:



Top speed - 149mph. Speedo - 155mph. driving

And 155mph is the exact top speed possible with the power produced with an M50 manifold swap, which is on the cards. Happy days biggrin

Motorrad

6,811 posts

187 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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Mine has 140mph on the clock- it will do 150mph and still gaining speed when I chicken out.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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Speedo says 180mph, performance figures say a max of 171mph, so not too far off really...

The only joke here is I don't know anyone willing to attempt it, including myself biggrin

LuS1fer

41,130 posts

245 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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I have the opposite affliction. Since supercharging the Mustang to produce circa 460hp, I'm confident this won't be much use after a certain point.

y2blade

56,091 posts

215 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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Volvo are more realistic.
My old 850T5 would do this (I never got a picture as was a little busy at the time).

Lanxx

217 posts

167 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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Mine says 160. 100 takes mind blowing effort.

StormLoaded

889 posts

179 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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EvoSlayer said:
Didn't old XR3i speedo's go up to 140, pretty optimistic for 105hp or whatever they were.
So did RSTurbos .. Same dash.. Always made me giggle bending that needle past and into the unknown!

I think max speed of a RST was 132? (From memory) so made sense to have 140 (tho soon as you upped the power to overcome its brick like aero you'd easily go off the speedo)


ETA img (at a runway event)


Edited by StormLoaded on Monday 8th October 09:57

maffski

1,868 posts

159 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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robsco said:
The Tuscan's speedo is interesting shall we say. There's digital and an analogue display. The analogue one is quite possibly the least reliable gauge in a motor vehicle since a Cerbera's rev counter. There are many variables... Sometimes it may read 200mph, sometimes it won't read at all, sometimes it will read on the digital display but not the analogue, others it just never wakes up. Replaced the speedo sensor, and have got another five days out of it before it has started playing silly buggers again. Can't help but giggle. hehe
The Exige speedo has a habit of forgetting where zero is, especially if you start it with a marginal battery, trouble is the reset procedure means turning the engine off, which you can't really do with a near flat battery, so you have to drive round for a couple of hours mentally knocking 24mph or whatever off the indicated speed.

markCSC

2,987 posts

215 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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My mate has a 1972 1.3 Alfa Junior. It was originally sold in Kenya so had a speedo in kph. When imported to the UK, the speedo was converted in to mph but the dial still reads to 180mph!! smile


vinnie83

3,367 posts

193 months

Monday 8th October 2012
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I remember my dad's old 944 lux reading 170mph and bragging to all of my friends about it! I think it will do ~140.

My old E55 AMG was limited to 155, the speedo showed 160 IIRC, but I'm told it will top 200 with the limiter off.