Should everything but cars be banned from the road?

[BigBen]

Jasandjules said:

Idiots should be banned - whatever their method of transport.

and not just from the road but from any possible situation.....

[KingNothing]

Tango13 said:

Ban any car less than 2 litres unless it puts out more than 100 bhp/litre.

Anything over 2 litres can produce less than 100 bhp/litre but at least 70 bhp/litre as we don't want any rolling roadblocks.

Blackboxes will be fitted to all cars, failure to average at least 90% of the posted speed limit will result in the driver going on a driving course and a petrol subsidy to help them get a fking move on!

Averaging 100% of the posted speed limit or above will result in a petrol subsidy as the driver is obviously keeping their foot down and using a lot of petrol.

Bikers will be expected to maintain at least 150% of all posted limits except when it is raining when they will be issued with either a chaffeur driven car or an M car or RS Audi if they wish to drive themselves.

You have my vote for Minister of Transport.

[Dave Hedgehog]

all roads should be broken down into sections with stage times, if you fall below a stage time you automatically receive a 1 week driving ban

[Pints]

Stupid poll is stupid.

[Marf]

Pints said:

Stupid poll is stupid.

You expected more from thinfourth?

[sunbeam alpine]

Matthen said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Shaw Tarse said:

roystinho said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!

Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Wow...

Ordering system doesn't work .... Unsurprisingly.

Keep trying! I've been running for several years on fuel which hasn't been subject to the UK's high taxation, and it hasn't harmed my car or my wallet!

[4key]

sunbeam alpine said:

Matthen said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Shaw Tarse said:

roystinho said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!

Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Wow...

Ordering system doesn't work .... Unsurprisingly.

Keep trying! I've been running for several years on fuel which hasn't been subject to the UK's high taxation, and it hasn't harmed my car or my wallet!

Oooo they do different colours too, will that make different coloured smoke when I come on boost? Also, where do you store it? If I clean out my plastic wheelie bin will it stay in there without evaporating?

[sunbeam alpine]

4key said:

sunbeam alpine said:

Matthen said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Shaw Tarse said:

roystinho said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!

Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Wow...

Ordering system doesn't work .... Unsurprisingly.

Keep trying! I've been running for several years on fuel which hasn't been subject to the UK's high taxation, and it hasn't harmed my car or my wallet!

Oooo they do different colours too, will that make different coloured smoke when I come on boost? Also, where do you store it? If I clean out my plastic wheelie bin will it stay in there without evaporating?

I don't know - I think they only have different colours in diesel. My car's petrol.

ETA: If you leave your car on the street with the fuel cap unlocked, the postman could maybe pour it straight in, avoid evaporation.

[Pints]

Marf said:

Pints said:

Stupid poll is stupid.

You expected more from thinfourth?

I'm not sure what I expect anymore. This whole place has become quite surreal.

I feel quite certain a midget riding the back of a smurf while being chased by Tina Turner singing "once upon a rainbow there was a happy hedgehog" wouldn't really surprise me these days.

[Terminator X]

No but take the fking lorries of the road in the rush "hour".

TX.

[OllieC]

everything except unicycles should be banned.

[kambites]

I reckon we should just ban everything from the road - it would certainly cut the accident rate.

[folos]

kambites said:

I reckon we should just ban everything from the road - it would certainly cut the accident rate.

No no no, everyone has to take it in turns. Everyone gets one hour on the road before they go back to the queue, and in only 50 million hours you can have another go!

[kambites]

folos said:

No no no, everyone has to take it in turns. Everyone gets one hour on the road before they go back to the queue, and in only 50 million hours you can have another go!

What about the other 15 million people in the UK?

[Marf]

Pints said:

Marf said:

Pints said:

Stupid poll is stupid.

You expected more from thinfourth?

I'm not sure what I expect anymore. This whole place has become quite surreal.

I feel quite certain a midget riding the back of a smurf while being chased by Tina Turner singing "once upon a rainbow there was a happy hedgehog" wouldn't really surprise me these days.

Check the Midget Jockey forum.

[chilistrucker]

Terminator X said:

No but take the fking lorries of the road in the rush "hour".

TX.

yes please.

i don't know who's dafter, tx or the op?

[g3org3y]

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[veevee]

Big whoosh for 90% of respondents on the thread.

[4key]

Definately ban parrots from the road, ive mistaken a green one for a traffic light too many times now, 9 points theyve cost me

[MGgeordie]

Hatchbacks should be banned