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BigBen

7,190 posts

110 months

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Jasandjules said:
Idiots should be banned - whatever their method of transport.
and not just from the road but from any possible situation.....

KingNothing

1,097 posts

33 months

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Tango13 said:
Ban any car less than 2 litres unless it puts out more than 100 bhp/litre.

Anything over 2 litres can produce less than 100 bhp/litre but at least 70 bhp/litre as we don't want any rolling roadblocks.

Blackboxes will be fitted to all cars, failure to average at least 90% of the posted speed limit will result in the driver going on a driving course and a petrol subsidy to help them get a fking move on!

Averaging 100% of the posted speed limit or above will result in a petrol subsidy as the driver is obviously keeping their foot down and using a lot of petrol.

Bikers will be expected to maintain at least 150% of all posted limits except when it is raining when they will be issued with either a chaffeur driven car or an M car or RS Audi if they wish to drive themselves.

wink
You have my vote for Minister of Transport.

Dave Hedgehog

6,294 posts

84 months

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all roads should be broken down into sections with stage times, if you fall below a stage time you automatically receive a 1 week driving ban


Pints

15,873 posts

74 months

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Stupid poll is stupid.

Marf

22,907 posts

121 months

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Pints said:
Stupid poll is stupid.
You expected more from thinfourth?
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sunbeam alpine

2,464 posts

68 months

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Matthen said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
roystinho said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!
Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples
http://www.petroldirect.com/
Wow...
Ordering system doesn't work frown.... Unsurprisingly.
Keep trying! I've been running for several years on fuel which hasn't been subject to the UK's high taxation, and it hasn't harmed my car or my wallet!

4key

6,962 posts

28 months

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sunbeam alpine said:
Matthen said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
roystinho said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!
Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples
http://www.petroldirect.com/
Wow...
Ordering system doesn't work frown.... Unsurprisingly.
Keep trying! I've been running for several years on fuel which hasn't been subject to the UK's high taxation, and it hasn't harmed my car or my wallet!
Oooo they do different colours too, will that make different coloured smoke when I come on boost? Also, where do you store it? If I clean out my plastic wheelie bin will it stay in there without evaporating?

sunbeam alpine

2,464 posts

68 months

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4key said:
sunbeam alpine said:
Matthen said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
roystinho said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!
Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples
http://www.petroldirect.com/
Wow...
Ordering system doesn't work frown.... Unsurprisingly.
Keep trying! I've been running for several years on fuel which hasn't been subject to the UK's high taxation, and it hasn't harmed my car or my wallet!
Oooo they do different colours too, will that make different coloured smoke when I come on boost? Also, where do you store it? If I clean out my plastic wheelie bin will it stay in there without evaporating?
I don't know - I think they only have different colours in diesel. My car's petrol.

ETA: If you leave your car on the street with the fuel cap unlocked, the postman could maybe pour it straight in, avoid evaporation.

Pints

15,873 posts

74 months

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Marf said:
Pints said:
Stupid poll is stupid.
You expected more from thinfourth?
I'm not sure what I expect anymore. This whole place has become quite surreal.

I feel quite certain a midget riding the back of a smurf while being chased by Tina Turner singing "once upon a rainbow there was a happy hedgehog" wouldn't really surprise me these days.

Terminator X

4,112 posts

84 months

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No but take the fking lorries of the road in the rush "hour".

TX.

OllieC

3,222 posts

94 months

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everything except unicycles should be banned.

kambites

38,070 posts

101 months

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I reckon we should just ban everything from the road - it would certainly cut the accident rate.

folos

696 posts

22 months

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kambites said:
I reckon we should just ban everything from the road - it would certainly cut the accident rate.
No no no, everyone has to take it in turns. Everyone gets one hour on the road before they go back to the queue, and in only 50 million hours you can have another go!

kambites

38,070 posts

101 months

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folos said:
No no no, everyone has to take it in turns. Everyone gets one hour on the road before they go back to the queue, and in only 50 million hours you can have another go!
What about the other 15 million people in the UK? frown

Marf

22,907 posts

121 months

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Pints said:
Marf said:
Pints said:
Stupid poll is stupid.
You expected more from thinfourth?
I'm not sure what I expect anymore. This whole place has become quite surreal.

I feel quite certain a midget riding the back of a smurf while being chased by Tina Turner singing "once upon a rainbow there was a happy hedgehog" wouldn't really surprise me these days.
Check the Midget Jockey forum.

chilistrucker

2,094 posts

31 months

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Terminator X said:
No but take the fking lorries of the road in the rush "hour".

TX.
yes please.

i don't know who's dafter, tx or the op?

g3org3y

8,394 posts

71 months

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veevee

1,119 posts

31 months

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Big whoosh for 90% of respondents on the thread.

4key

6,962 posts

28 months

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Definately ban parrots from the road, ive mistaken a green one for a traffic light too many times now, 9 points theyve cost me irked

MGgeordie

893 posts

64 months

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Hatchbacks should be banned


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