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TheHeretic
68,270 posts
124 months
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An old Toyota Celica. 
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4key
3,959 posts
17 months
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An old black v8 disco, jacked up with offroad tyres and a straight through exhaust. Bullbar, winch and covered in mud for full effect. eta, lots of big spot lights on it too 
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car crazy
1,796 posts
32 months
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Vytalis said: Today has been a bad day, I bought a Hyundai i10 (red, active 1.2 if it matters). That as I see it is akin to handing my balls back and spending all day ironing and changing nappies. So, I need something to restore the balance - something so unbelievably vicious and masculine that if it was human it would be a cross between Ade Edmondson in The Young Ones and Chuck Norris. To get started, these I think should be on the list:
Pontiac Firebird (smoky and the bandit car iirc)
Ac cobra
Confederate wraith (motorbike)
Jensen interceptor
70s Aston Martin
V8 classic range rover or Chevy powered defender
Outerlimits offshore catamaran
Pitts s2c acrobatic biplane
Alvis stalwart
Not on the list:
V8 ferraris (too elegant, maybe excepting the 308 due to the magnum effect)
Toyota supra, evo or Nissan skyline (wrong image - this isn't about technology, it is about welding the thing yourself and fixing things with a lump hammer after the 70s tyres let go...)
Mx5 or BMW 330 (too normal, practical, efficient
Yamaha r1 or anything else with a fairing.
Help me please before they shrivel up and drop off... Drove a Dodge Viper on my 40th Awesome machine, should be on list growling 7 litre engine
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rpla102
205 posts
90 months
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Vytalis
Original Poster
870 posts
33 months
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belleair302 said: Dodge Viper.....
Any 1990's Lambo, especially an SV
Porsche 993 GT2
AM Vanquish S
AMG G-Wagon
Morgan Aeromax
Bentley Brooklands
Ultima GTR
Ariel Atom V8 500
Caterham R500
Lambo LM 002
Previous generation Alpina B7 (E60 version)
Renault Clio V6
Finally a TVR Tuscan Speed Six. Ultima and gt2 are too refined and high end. All others work well. Clio v6 reminds me of another option: Renault 5 turbo.
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Powerrr
1,970 posts
41 months
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4key said: An old black v8 disco, jacked up with offroad tyres and a straight through exhaust. Bullbar, winch and covered in mud for full effect. eta, lots of big spot lights on it too He asked for masculine. Not gay as f  k.
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car crazy
1,796 posts
32 months
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Oh and for my 45th i hired a lambo murcialago lp640 off simon george (a fellow pher)  Also an awesome car
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Vytalis
Original Poster
870 posts
33 months
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DrTre said: Buell, any but the Firebolt was niiiice. Really liked te xb12s I rode, much nicer than the super duke IMHO. Norton commando or triumph thruxton works too maybe or an unfaired hayabusa turbo (as per ghost rider)
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Paul v8
454 posts
34 months
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Vytalis said: Ultima and gt2 are too refined and high end. All others work well.
Clio v6 reminds me of another option: Renault 5 turbo. Get a Monaro Vxr has the v8 growl , mean in a mirror ,pops and bangs on overrun
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Vytalis
Original Poster
870 posts
33 months
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Powerrr said: He asked for masculine. Not gay as f k. Jeep wrangler?
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J4CKO
7,408 posts
69 months
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My 944 S2 is enough to counteract the C1 and Galaxy, get a 928 for added GRRRRR.
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Vytalis
Original Poster
870 posts
33 months
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Paul v8 said: Get a Monaro Vxr has the v8 growl , mean in a mirror ,pops and bangs on overrun Friend has one. Sounds lovely but a bit too civilised inside for the full effect.
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andy-xr
8,425 posts
73 months
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Vytalis
Original Poster
870 posts
33 months
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DrTre said: Buell, any but the Firebolt was niiiice. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=9emYdPL44Ao&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9emYdPL44Ao&gl=GB (Yes I know it's a Harley but the principle is right)
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Vytalis
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870 posts
33 months
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DrTre
12,428 posts
101 months
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ConorE
133 posts
9 months
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Holden Ute, and supercharge for good measure. Couple in the classifieds for about 9k. Look no further.
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Vytalis
Original Poster
870 posts
33 months
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ConorE said: Holden Ute, and supercharge for good measure. Couple in the classifieds for about 9k. Look no further. Interesting - f150 lightning or gmc syclone also added to the list.
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paranoid airbag
1,309 posts
28 months
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Black MX5 with an LS engine transplant, I'm sure someone will help with side-exit exhausts  Or just a Cobra rep 
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LuS1fer
28,553 posts
114 months
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car crazy said: Drove a Dodge Viper on my 40th Awesome machine, should be on list growling 7 litre engine 8.0 or 8.2 I think.... On which note, close the thread: 
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