RE: Chris Harris video: BMW M135i vs Audi RS3

RE: Chris Harris video: BMW M135i vs Audi RS3

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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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HighwayStar said:
Maldini35 said:
Laptimes are a total irrelevance....but.....according to Autocar

In the wet - BMW 135i slower than the RS3 by nearly 10 seconds a lap!!!!




10 secs wouldn't be enough to sway me in the slightest!
What track, the ring? If so, who cares?

Wolands Advocate

2,495 posts

217 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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It's a very strange review. Did one of the Autocar roadtest team have their dog run over by one? I don't recall Autocar being so determinedly lukewarm about a car before. Sounds rather like the author made up his mind in advance that he disapproved of it but is having, through gritted teeth, to admit that it's actually good.

Case in point: it get 5 stars for performance but they wrap that section up with the thoroughly tepid statement "certainly the drivetrain is as compelling as any in a direct competitor's vehicle and, truth be told, you can't ask for much more than that". Hardly the sort of comment that usually accompanies a 5* performance rating from a magazine that's supposed to be more about driving and less about the "What Car?" aspects.

It's also peppered with slightly snide comments ("we think M135i owners would prefer two rear seats instead of three" - huh, what on earth for?). And given it comes with standard leather and xenons (both optional on most competitors bar the much pricier RS3), to whinge about it being sparsely equipped for not having an auto-dim rear view mirror (can't say that I've noticed whether mine does or doesn't) seems like searching for faults.

Their main beef, reading between the lines, seems to be that it isn't a full M car and therefore somehow not quite acceptable - it gets a slippering for not having an LSD.

Is this the same car that Evo saw fit to rate up there with the Porsches and Lotuses of this world in their recent eCOTY?

urquattroGus

1,849 posts

191 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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Wolands Advocate said:
It's a very strange review. Did one of the Autocar roadtest team have their dog run over by one? I don't recall Autocar being so determinedly lukewarm about a car before. Sounds rather like the author made up his mind in advance that he disapproved of it but is having, through gritted teeth, to admit that it's actually good.

Case in point: it get 5 stars for performance but they wrap that section up with the thoroughly tepid statement "certainly the drivetrain is as compelling as any in a direct competitor's vehicle and, truth be told, you can't ask for much more than that". Hardly the sort of comment that usually accompanies a 5* performance rating from a magazine that's supposed to be more about driving and less about the "What Car?" aspects.

It's also peppered with slightly snide comments ("we think M135i owners would prefer two rear seats instead of three" - huh, what on earth for?). And given it comes with standard leather and xenons (both optional on most competitors bar the much pricier RS3), to whinge about it being sparsely equipped for not having an auto-dim rear view mirror (can't say that I've noticed whether mine does or doesn't) seems like searching for faults.

Their main beef, reading between the lines, seems to be that it isn't a full M car and therefore somehow not quite acceptable - it gets a slippering for not having an LSD.

Is this the same car that Evo saw fit to rate up there with the Porsches and Lotuses of this world in their recent eCOTY?
I was thinking exactly the same when I read the review today. Their "first drive" a few weeks ago was much more praiseworthy, and they put it on the front cover. Probably on the website....

I think the only thing you can say is the looks could be better, an maybe some options penny pinch a little.

Surely won't be long until Birds UK offer a Quaife LSD upgrade....

JonRB

74,612 posts

273 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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Wolands Advocate said:
Is this the same car that Evo saw fit to rate up there with the Porsches and Lotuses of this world in their recent eCOTY?
And the Pagani Huawuwaaaargghhyaaaaa and the McLaren 12C. yes

stuckmojo

2,982 posts

189 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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Wolands Advocate said:
It's a very strange review. Did one of the Autocar roadtest team have their dog run over by one? I don't recall Autocar being so determinedly lukewarm about a car before. Sounds rather like the author made up his mind in advance that he disapproved of it but is having, through gritted teeth, to admit that it's actually good.

Case in point: it get 5 stars for performance but they wrap that section up with the thoroughly tepid statement "certainly the drivetrain is as compelling as any in a direct competitor's vehicle and, truth be told, you can't ask for much more than that". Hardly the sort of comment that usually accompanies a 5* performance rating from a magazine that's supposed to be more about driving and less about the "What Car?" aspects.

It's also peppered with slightly snide comments ("we think M135i owners would prefer two rear seats instead of three" - huh, what on earth for?). And given it comes with standard leather and xenons (both optional on most competitors bar the much pricier RS3), to whinge about it being sparsely equipped for not having an auto-dim rear view mirror (can't say that I've noticed whether mine does or doesn't) seems like searching for faults.

Their main beef, reading between the lines, seems to be that it isn't a full M car and therefore somehow not quite acceptable - it gets a slippering for not having an LSD.

Is this the same car that Evo saw fit to rate up there with the Porsches and Lotuses of this world in their recent eCOTY?
I consider Autocar as objective as the Daily Mail. The best example was Sutcliffe's first review of the Ferrari California (where he slated it), and two weeks later a huge corrigendum (Ferrari insisted he tested the car again) where he loved it.

this is as bad.

JonRB

74,612 posts

273 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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So not worth buying AutoCar then? Thumb through in WH Smiths then put it back on the shelf?

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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Wolands Advocate said:
Their main beef, reading between the lines, seems to be that it isn't a full M car and therefore somehow not quite acceptable...
Sounds like PH when anyone dares mention it in the M Power forum. rolleyes

urquattroGus said:
I was thinking exactly the same when I read the review today. Their "first drive" a few weeks ago was much more praiseworthy, and they put it on the front cover. Probably on the website....
They do this quite a lot - their reviewers often get very excited about cars' handling on first drives on some nice foreign tarmac, then road test them in the UK and moan about the ride on our roads.

DonkeyApple

55,407 posts

170 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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Anyone added up the page weighting a for adverts? wink

Digger

14,698 posts

192 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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JonRB said:
Thumb through in WH Smiths then put it back on the shelf?
I thought everyone did that?!

Maldini35

2,913 posts

189 months

Thursday 15th November 2012
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RenOHH said:
HighwayStar said:
Maldini35 said:
Laptimes are a total irrelevance....but.....according to Autocar

In the wet - BMW 135i slower than the RS3 by nearly 10 seconds a lap!!!!




10 secs wouldn't be enough to sway me in the slightest!
What track, the ring? If so, who cares?
Nope, 10 seconds over a 1min 10 second lap!

Probably equates to a couple of minutes at the ring. Or the BMW being lapped twice around the Brands Indy circuit in a 15 minute (wet) race.

I agree that a quick wet lap doesn't necessarily equate to fun but if you want to go fast.....






JonRB

74,612 posts

273 months

Thursday 15th November 2012
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Maldini35 said:
I agree that a quick wet lap doesn't necessarily equate to fun but if you want to go fast.....
... you'd buy a second-hand Nissan GT-R for the same money. smile

urquattroGus

1,849 posts

191 months

Thursday 15th November 2012
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As a company car prospective buyer for the M135i, one thing that I did notice was that the Auto has lower CO2, however, when you add the £1600 or so on it costs on, the taxble benefit level is almost the same, so it doesnt really make much difference!

I'm mad enough to be paying company car tax on my RS at the moment. I really should be using a diesel shopping trolley.

drakart

1,735 posts

211 months

Thursday 15th November 2012
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urquattroGus said:
As a company car prospective buyer for the M135i, one thing that I did notice was that the Auto has lower CO2, however, when you add the £1600 or so on it costs on, the taxble benefit level is almost the same, so it doesnt really make much difference!

I'm mad enough to be paying company car tax on my RS at the moment. I really should be using a diesel shopping trolley.
That's a mistake by autocar. The Audi doesn't have a C02 of 119g!

Maldini35

2,913 posts

189 months

Thursday 15th November 2012
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JonRB said:
Maldini35 said:
I agree that a quick wet lap doesn't necessarily equate to fun but if you want to go fast.....
... you'd buy a second-hand Nissan GT-R for the same money. smile
And pray the previous owner was gentle with it.
At £16k for a replacement gearbox and no spare parts from Nissan to rebuild the old one the question you have to ask yourself is "do you feel lucky punk?" wink

Wills2

22,878 posts

176 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Wolands Advocate said:
It's a very strange review. Did one of the Autocar roadtest team have their dog run over by one? I don't recall Autocar being so determinedly lukewarm about a car before. Sounds rather like the author made up his mind in advance that he disapproved of it but is having, through gritted teeth, to admit that it's actually good.

Case in point: it get 5 stars for performance but they wrap that section up with the thoroughly tepid statement "certainly the drivetrain is as compelling as any in a direct competitor's vehicle and, truth be told, you can't ask for much more than that". Hardly the sort of comment that usually accompanies a 5* performance rating from a magazine that's supposed to be more about driving and less about the "What Car?" aspects.

It's also peppered with slightly snide comments ("we think M135i owners would prefer two rear seats instead of three" - huh, what on earth for?). And given it comes with standard leather and xenons (both optional on most competitors bar the much pricier RS3), to whinge about it being sparsely equipped for not having an auto-dim rear view mirror (can't say that I've noticed whether mine does or doesn't) seems like searching for faults.

Their main beef, reading between the lines, seems to be that it isn't a full M car and therefore somehow not quite acceptable - it gets a slippering for not having an LSD.

Is this the same car that Evo saw fit to rate up there with the Porsches and Lotuses of this world in their recent eCOTY?
Agreed a really odd review, they loved it on the first drive then despite the high star ratings given in the various benchmarks in the full test, they manage to damn the car with faint praise.

Very strange.

Guvernator

13,164 posts

166 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Wills2 said:
Agreed a really odd review, they loved it on the first drive then despite the high star ratings given in the various benchmarks in the full test, they manage to damn the car with faint praise.

Very strange.
Where the two reviews by the same reviewer or two different people? You have to remember that each reviewer is an individual and will therefore somewhat unavoidably bring their own perspective, priorities and bias along with them. This will naturally effect the tone of the article, much like the review here on PH ;-)

Digger

14,698 posts

192 months

Sunday 18th November 2012
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A certain Mr Clarkson has witten a piece in todays Sunday Times!

Wills2

22,878 posts

176 months

Sunday 18th November 2012
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Yep 5 stars!

Petoz

116 posts

186 months

Sunday 18th November 2012
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Digger said:
A certain Mr Clarkson has witten a piece in todays Sunday Times!
Not very much on the car itself, but I enjoyed the write up. Mine arrives on 3rd December biggrin

Have yet to see an overly negative review. With the exception of perhaps the looks, which are clearly down to the individual, everything i've read has only made me more impatient.

Digger

14,698 posts

192 months

Sunday 18th November 2012
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Petoz said:
Digger said:
A certain Mr Clarkson has witten a piece in todays Sunday Times!
Not very much on the car itself, but I enjoyed the write up. Mine arrives on 3rd December biggrin

Have yet to see an overly negative review. With the exception of perhaps the looks, which are clearly down to the individual, everything i've read has only made me more impatient.
Me too. End of the year for me too! Sooo impatient.