RE: PH Fleet: Porsche Panamera Diesel

RE: PH Fleet: Porsche Panamera Diesel

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T1berious

2,259 posts

155 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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J4CKO said:
Yep, 20k and it is not knackered, that is some acheivement for such a cheap car......

My 944's interior is still in reasonable shape and that is 21 years old and has 116,000 miles, ok it smells like th London Dungeon but its all there, apart from the clock, 944's are like Casinos, they never have a working clock.

Think its a journo thing, like in Autocar where they say that a car still feels tight despite 40,000 miles.
You know, I was thinking this as well and thinking, we got a Demonstrator E92 330 95K later and lots of European trips it stills looks and feels great.

What manufacturer would give a long term demo car to the press that would fall apart after being run ragged by umpteen car journos?

Is 20k "Journo" miles akin to 275K normal user miles? As I understand it CH himself said Press Fleet Cars got a crazy amount of servicing between "assignments".

All confused, need beer

JS100

221 posts

157 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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mik_jg said:
JS100 said:
mik_jg said:
Fantastic thing. Generally people who criticise vehicles like this so strongly are those who can't afford them.
Sorry but your comment is utterly groundless and stupid IMO.

The fact that the car is a f*cking ugly, fat, slow, over-priced, heavy old barge probably has more to do with it I would hypothesise...
Firstly, can you afford one? If not, then at least part of my opinion has been proven. As for being 'utterly groundless', take a look at the myriad of internet forums where supercar virgins offer strong opinions on vehicles they will most probably never even sit in, never mind drive or own.

As for the remainder of your hypothesis, I would challenge your description of the vehicle in question as you have not made a direct comparison between the other vehicles available to a prospective customer, ergo it cannot be a valid argument.
Firstly, yes I think I can afford one, but think I will stick with my current stable thanks very much ....plus the very concept of owning one fills me with saddness and dread, so please don't take me into this darkest of dark places - it's unkind!! While I take your point that driving a car is key to helping inform opinion, the vast majority of the argument around the Panamera is focused on its looks as I am sure you are aware. Doesn't matter whether someone can afford one or not in this instance, its subjective and does not diminish the validity of the opinion.

Stand by my description of it, but you are entitled to think otherwise. Help me out in understanding what it is you think the Panamera is trying to be and I might, time pending, be able to help you with your quest. Personally I would not want to take the liberty of assuming it has direct comparators to anything in fear of grossly offending someone who doesn't deserve the association to the monstrosity.

Edited by JS100 on Friday 2nd November 14:09

kis

33 posts

186 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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This is a silly car, with a silly price tag. All the bmw, audi, jag exec saloons have the similarly powerful 3lts diesels with the latest 8 speed zf autos for much less. In fact the latest 535d has 308 hp. That before factoring in how ugly it is and 4 seats only.

kambites

67,561 posts

221 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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LuS1fer said:
Easily the ugliest car from any premium car maker ever conceived. That's a game stopper right there.
Have you seen a 5-series GT? biggrin

richarda0109

313 posts

165 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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Chris

You need to get over to the Home and DIY Forum and look at the PICS for the "My Garage" project. You seriously cannot be parking your 599 and any others on that stuff!

Rgds
Richard

Oh the Panamera - its an aquired taste which is taking me a long long time to acquire.

mik_jg

96 posts

189 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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JS100 said:
mik_jg said:
JS100 said:
mik_jg said:
Fantastic thing. Generally people who criticise vehicles like this so strongly are those who can't afford them.
Sorry but your comment is utterly groundless and stupid IMO.

The fact that the car is a f*cking ugly, fat, slow, over-priced, heavy old barge probably has more to do with it I would hypothesise...
Firstly, can you afford one? If not, then at least part of my opinion has been proven. As for being 'utterly groundless', take a look at the myriad of internet forums where supercar virgins offer strong opinions on vehicles they will most probably never even sit in, never mind drive or own.

As for the remainder of your hypothesis, I would challenge your description of the vehicle in question as you have not made a direct comparison between the other vehicles available to a prospective customer, ergo it cannot be a valid argument.
Firstly, yes I think I can afford one, but think I will stick with my current stable thanks very much ....plus the very concept of owning one fills me with saddness and dread, so please don't take me into this darkest of dark places - it's unkind!! While I take your point that driving a car is key to helping inform opinion, the vast majority of the argument around the Panamera is focused on its looks as I am sure you are aware. Doesn't matter whether someone can afford one or not in this instance, its subjective and does not diminish the validity of the opinion.

Stand by my description of it, but you are entitled to think otherwise. Help me out in understanding what it is you think the Panamera is trying to be and I might, time pending, be able to help you with your quest. Personally I would not want to take the liberty of assuming it has direct comparators to anything in fear of grossly offending someone who doesn't deserve the association to the monstorsity.
Hang on, when people use phrases such as "...f*cking ugly, fat, slow, over-priced, heavy old barge..." then the argument transcends a mere opinion on looks. While I agree looks are subjective and the subject of many a discussion about the vehicle in question, would you not agree that the bulk of the other disparaging remarks targeted at the rest of the car's abilities are made by those not in a position to comment, such as those who haven't driven it for any meaningful distance? It is not a vehicle that is affordable to the masses and I don't see too many owners contributing to forums and criticising them, so is it not right therefore to conclude that "...people who criticise vehicles like this so strongly are those who can't afford them"?

The article is written by someone who has lived with this particular car for several months and subjected it to the kind of driving that it was designed for. He has also experienced the other, higher powered models in the range and used this experience to come up with the conclusion that this diesel model a very fine vehicle indeed. I do not dispute this as it's a well-informed opinion. Mr Harris goes on to mention others who have experienced this car and been very impressed by it, despite not being enamored by the looks.

If you cannot understand what this car is trying to be then I respect your opinions even less. These should be obvious to someone with an interest in cars that transcends the mere "ooh it's a lovely colour" mentality and understands the subtler aspects, such as brand ethos, engineering integrity and marketing nous. It is meant to make extra profit in a new (for the manufacturer) and booming market sector for a globally-respected manufacturer of sports cars, whilst retaining many of the core values of the brand. As such it had to have recognisably-Porsche styling, which it does. Like the original and commercially-successful Cayenne, it may not be as elegantly designed as other vehicles on the market, but it will never be mistaken for another brand from the key visual impact points.

As for the rest of the design brief, it had to have the ability to carry four normal-sized adults long distances at speed, in comfort, in a luxurious environment, while offering the driver an entertaining driving experience, and all aimed at the Porsche buyer who doesn't want an SUV or a normal saloon and would have had to look to other premium marques to fulfill these criteria; in short, a 4-seater sports car. Mr Harris concludes that it covers those briefs well, by the way. Based on said criteria, one would assume natural rivals for the Panamera to include the Mercedes CLS, BMW GranCoupe, Aston Rapide, Maserati Quattroporte, Audi A7 and suchlike, assumption borne out by many comparison tests carried out across the motoring press.

I hugely respect the Panamera for what it is. Having driven it I have to say it's a very fine vehicle indeed. However, I wouldn't buy one. Why? I don't need a four-seater sports car and I'm not a Porsche fan. Hell, I'm not even that sold on the looks. It's like the wonderful-in-every-respect girl who I just don't fancy; just not for me but that doesn't stop me respecting her core values and worth to someone else. You may have a very strong anti-Panamera agenda, but don't let that blinker you to the fact that it's very good at what it sets out to be.



Martin 480 Turbo

602 posts

187 months

Shewie

553 posts

190 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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Had one as a loan car for a couple of days and couldn't believe how good it was (even in diseasel spec). Only really noticed the weight when I went into corners a bit quick and that just was because I hadn't realised I was travelling that fast.. the interior really is a nice place to be (although that's primarily because you can't see what it looks like from inside)

Would I buy one? No. The fact that it looks so fugly seals it for me.

However if I wanted to get to the south of France in a hurry I can't think of a car I'd rather be driving.

Ocellia

186 posts

149 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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Just like my two successive Lexuses. Dull to look at, but great to drive. (Though the Panamera looks better!)

tommy vercetti

11,489 posts

163 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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Martin 480 Turbo said:
Sounds mad for a diesel, I like that

tommy vercetti

11,489 posts

163 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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R66STU said:
Interesting car but not for me.
+1. Still can't get over the looks. The front end looks ok, but the rear is disgusting. It's like it gets uglier and uglier every time I see pics of it

numtumfutunch

4,723 posts

138 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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I am also curious about how much you could get on for on contract hire

Anyone know?


okie592

2,711 posts

167 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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i like it normally.

i like it even more dirty. make sure it stays this way.

LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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kambites said:
LuS1fer said:
Easily the ugliest car from any premium car maker ever conceived. That's a game stopper right there.
Have you seen a 5-series GT? biggrin
Many of the current BMWs give it a run for its money I'll grant you that.

paneraicp

21 posts

138 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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I sat in most of the top end stuff at Goodwood this year Rolls,Bentley + the 4x4 Bentley frown etc and the most comfortable and welcoming was the Panny ......... by far........ i would, but as said in a couple of years smile

Helicopter123

8,831 posts

156 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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tommy vercetti said:
R66STU said:
Interesting car but not for me.
+1. Still can't get over the looks. The front end looks ok, but the rear is disgusting. It's like it gets uglier and uglier every time I see pics of it
Will be like the original Cayenne - fantastic car but a complete pig to look at, then along comes Gen II and everyone wants one.

1974foggy

676 posts

144 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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Sorry but i just don't get this car, Audi etc do this kind of thing and they look nicer. A porsche should not be a diesel saloon or 4 x 4, why can't all the manufacturers stick to what they specialised in?
I cant blame them for making them if people want them - I'm trying to be kind here - it s just such an ugly great hulk of a thing.
Perhaps its a great car, but I cant see past the looks and the image of the Porsche badge on such a car.
Its the same over at BMW now, I associate them with well balanced saloons and coupes, but now you can buy all sorts of niche things from them and as a result the badge has lost some credability with me personally.

mikEsprit

828 posts

186 months

Friday 2nd November 2012
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mik_jg said:
JS100 said:
mik_jg said:
JS100 said:
mik_jg said:
Fantastic thing. Generally people who criticise vehicles like this so strongly are those who can't afford them.
Sorry but your comment is utterly groundless and stupid IMO.

The fact that the car is a f*cking ugly, fat, slow, over-priced, heavy old barge probably has more to do with it I would hypothesise...
Firstly, can you afford one? If not, then at least part of my opinion has been proven. As for being 'utterly groundless', take a look at the myriad of internet forums where supercar virgins offer strong opinions on vehicles they will most probably never even sit in, never mind drive or own.

As for the remainder of your hypothesis, I would challenge your description of the vehicle in question as you have not made a direct comparison between the other vehicles available to a prospective customer, ergo it cannot be a valid argument.
Firstly, yes I think I can afford one, but think I will stick with my current stable thanks very much ....plus the very concept of owning one fills me with saddness and dread, so please don't take me into this darkest of dark places - it's unkind!! While I take your point that driving a car is key to helping inform opinion, the vast majority of the argument around the Panamera is focused on its looks as I am sure you are aware. Doesn't matter whether someone can afford one or not in this instance, its subjective and does not diminish the validity of the opinion.

Stand by my description of it, but you are entitled to think otherwise. Help me out in understanding what it is you think the Panamera is trying to be and I might, time pending, be able to help you with your quest. Personally I would not want to take the liberty of assuming it has direct comparators to anything in fear of grossly offending someone who doesn't deserve the association to the monstorsity.
Hang on, when people use phrases such as "...f*cking ugly, fat, slow, over-priced, heavy old barge..." then the argument transcends a mere opinion on looks. While I agree looks are subjective and the subject of many a discussion about the vehicle in question, would you not agree that the bulk of the other disparaging remarks targeted at the rest of the car's abilities are made by those not in a position to comment, such as those who haven't driven it for any meaningful distance? It is not a vehicle that is affordable to the masses and I don't see too many owners contributing to forums and criticising them, so is it not right therefore to conclude that "...people who criticise vehicles like this so strongly are those who can't afford them"?

The article is written by someone who has lived with this particular car for several months and subjected it to the kind of driving that it was designed for. He has also experienced the other, higher powered models in the range and used this experience to come up with the conclusion that this diesel model a very fine vehicle indeed. I do not dispute this as it's a well-informed opinion. Mr Harris goes on to mention others who have experienced this car and been very impressed by it, despite not being enamored by the looks.

If you cannot understand what this car is trying to be then I respect your opinions even less. These should be obvious to someone with an interest in cars that transcends the mere "ooh it's a lovely colour" mentality and understands the subtler aspects, such as brand ethos, engineering integrity and marketing nous. It is meant to make extra profit in a new (for the manufacturer) and booming market sector for a globally-respected manufacturer of sports cars, whilst retaining many of the core values of the brand. As such it had to have recognisably-Porsche styling, which it does. Like the original and commercially-successful Cayenne, it may not be as elegantly designed as other vehicles on the market, but it will never be mistaken for another brand from the key visual impact points.

As for the rest of the design brief, it had to have the ability to carry four normal-sized adults long distances at speed, in comfort, in a luxurious environment, while offering the driver an entertaining driving experience, and all aimed at the Porsche buyer who doesn't want an SUV or a normal saloon and would have had to look to other premium marques to fulfill these criteria; in short, a 4-seater sports car. Mr Harris concludes that it covers those briefs well, by the way. Based on said criteria, one would assume natural rivals for the Panamera to include the Mercedes CLS, BMW GranCoupe, Aston Rapide, Maserati Quattroporte, Audi A7 and suchlike, assumption borne out by many comparison tests carried out across the motoring press.

I hugely respect the Panamera for what it is. Having driven it I have to say it's a very fine vehicle indeed. However, I wouldn't buy one. Why? I don't need a four-seater sports car and I'm not a Porsche fan. Hell, I'm not even that sold on the looks. It's like the wonderful-in-every-respect girl who I just don't fancy; just not for me but that doesn't stop me respecting her core values and worth to someone else. You may have a very strong anti-Panamera agenda, but don't let that blinker you to the fact that it's very good at what it sets out to be.
You're the one who drew first blood with your first comment. Personally, I think it is stupid even with your later qualifications, but you asserted it without any qualifications and you were rightly called out about it, imo. There simply aren't that many expensive cars that people (of all income levels) hate as much as the Panamera, and ironically (or perhaps it's not ironic at all), one of the first that comes to mind is the Cayenne.

Personally, I expected the Panamera to be ugly based upon all I had read about it. Who didn't? I guess I fall in the unpolarized middle ground because I think they are neat looking. I don't think they are ugly at all, but I can see why many do, and I sure don't think they are exceptionally pretty, but I'd go that direction over ugly.

Verde

506 posts

188 months

Saturday 3rd November 2012
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Reading the GT-R review before I came to this Panamera piece, it seems that there are two cars that don't please the eye, and don't conform to the classical definition of their category. But they are each the best at what they do. Breaking stereotypes can be painful.
V

Numeric

1,396 posts

151 months

Saturday 3rd November 2012
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There is a term in sailing called "row away looks" which refers to that bit where you are heading away from your vessel and can't help looking back cos it's such a beautiful thing and holy hell you own it!

This to an extent does determine the popularity of certain boats - so when one of the premium manufacturers went a bit devicive with their yacht, though most regarded it as a brilliant bit of kit, the "yee gods look at that" factor seemed to hasten a fairly brisk move back to a less contentious look.

So I don't doubt the brilliance of the Porsche as a car, but as in fairness you pay silly money for something that does the same job as a Passat 95% of the time, you have to question the wisdom of the styling.

I imagine the car is a success and due to techno sharing likely as profitable as the equally contentious Cayenne, but how many more would they have sold if it had been something you went to the garrage to look at, and how much more yield per unit could have been achieved. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - but fashion is dictated by the mass view and being deliberately obtuse about meeting that fashionable stance has seldom been of much benefit to profitability, so while some may find it glorious, it is perhaps the majority that determine it's position!

And before you ask - no I haven't a pot to piddle in, but I'd love to have one.