What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

[Jaguar steve]

twing said:

Seen in 'Arlow today

Oi yew. 'Arlow? Wotchew faaakin on abaaaht?

Ain't nuuufink wong wiv 'Arlow. Issa well nice mannah. Wosser maahaa wiv yew, jewwanner smaaak inner maaaf or summik?

[Danny3320]

[DickyC]

Chlamydia said:

Jesus, what a penis!

A PEN 15, did you mean?

[Jim AK]

DickyC said:

Chlamydia said:

Jesus, what a penis!

A PEN 15, did you mean?

So Mr Parrish has finally let it go? Shame as it used to be on some very nice cars.

[droopsnoot]

Some kind of Aston roadster today with "M4XX U" (I think) on it. I haven't been able to find a photo to confirm whether it was exactly that plate, and looked a bit Zagato-y to me.

[yellowjack]

droopsnoot said:

Some kind of Aston roadster today with "M4XX U" (I think) on it. I haven't been able to find a photo to confirm whether it was exactly that plate, and looked a bit Zagato-y to me.

mycarcheck.com said:

We have information on our database regarding M4XXU, a Aston Martin Vantage V8 (Convertible).

[AstonZagato]

Jaguar steve said:

Oi yew. 'Arlow? Wotchew faaakin on abaaaht?

Ain't nuuufink wong wiv 'Arlow. Issa well nice mannah. Wosser maahaa wiv yew, jewwanner smaaak inner maaaf or summik?

I was interviewing secretaries a good few years ago. A headhunter sent a girl over. On her details, it had "ABH" on them. I phoned the headhunter - "Er, has she got a criminal record?".

No, ABH stood for "A Bit Harlow". And she was.

[twing]

AstonZagato said:

Jaguar steve said:

Oi yew. 'Arlow? Wotchew faaakin on abaaaht?

Ain't nuuufink wong wiv 'Arlow. Issa well nice mannah. Wosser maahaa wiv yew, jewwanner smaaak inner maaaf or summik?

I was interviewing secretaries a good few years ago. A headhunter sent a girl over. On her details, it had "ABH" on them. I phoned the headhunter - "Er, has she got a criminal record?".

No, ABH stood for "A Bit Harlow". And she was.

My missus has a new pet-name

[Steffan]

twing said:

AstonZagato said:

Jaguar steve said:

Oi yew. 'Arlow? Wotchew faaakin on abaaaht?

Ain't nuuufink wong wiv 'Arlow. Issa well nice mannah. Wosser maahaa wiv yew, jewwanner smaaak inner maaaf or summik?

I was interviewing secretaries a good few years ago. A headhunter sent a girl over. On her details, it had "ABH" on them. I phoned the headhunter - "Er, has she got a criminal record?".

No, ABH stood for "A Bit Harlow". And she was.

My missus has a new pet-name

But did she have all the on the job training and relevant skills? Surely that is the question?

[Jaguar steve]

AstonZagato said:

Jaguar steve said:

Oi yew. 'Arlow? Wotchew faaakin on abaaaht?

Ain't nuuufink wong wiv 'Arlow. Issa well nice mannah. Wosser maahaa wiv yew, jewwanner smaaak inner maaaf or summik?

I was interviewing secretaries a good few years ago. A headhunter sent a girl over. On her details, it had "ABH" on them. I phoned the headhunter - "Er, has she got a criminal record?".

No, ABH stood for "A Bit Harlow". And she was.

Shaaands charmin. ABE ud git th ole kaaanty kuvverd ven yeah? Proppah sorw-id.

[Level 7 Boss]

A few weeks ago, left the theatre, feeling cultured and saw a GTR with the number plater. Hu55ler. Absolutely pathetic.

[CRA1G]

Level 7 Boss said:

A few weeks ago, left the theatre, feeling cultured and saw a GTR with the number plater. Hu55ler. Absolutely pathetic.

Why pathetic....? Someone likes it as it sold for £8,200 + VAT Etc in April 2006...!

[Pixelpeep]

not sure what the SD was for? - Standard? makes it even crappier !!

[Impasse]

[Level 7 Boss]

CRA1G said:

Why pathetic....? Someone likes it as it sold for £8,200 + VAT Etc in April 2006...!

Think of the connotations of a hustler, and the rude boys driving the GTR, to me, it is pathetic, irrespective of how much it costs to purchase the plates.

[Highway Star]

Level 7 Boss said:

A few weeks ago, left the theatre, feeling cultured and saw a GTR with the number plater. Hu55ler. Absolutely pathetic.

Saw this being driven through Bicester a few weeks back. Assume he'd been shopping at the outlet village.

[RossP]

This one is a real corker. What on earth was he thinking? Dodgy spacing. Dodgy font. A dash??

I have no idea what it is meant to mean either. Truly crappy!

[V8forweekends]

CRA1G said:

Why pathetic....? Someone likes it as it sold for £8,200 + VAT Etc in April 2006...!

All the more pathetic - could've been spent on a decent car instead of a "look at me, I'm a cock" plate.

[The GMan]

V8forweekends said:

CRA1G said:

Why pathetic....? Someone likes it as it sold for £8,200 + VAT Etc in April 2006...!

All the more pathetic - could've been spent on a decent car instead of a "look at me, I'm a cock" plate.

A GTR is a decent car though, even if it has got a st plate on it.

[v15ben]

Really classy one today on a Lexus Soarer.
A7 SCX... you can guess where the bolt was.
A7 SEX - how random!