What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

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clivemercer

65 posts

160 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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clivemercer said:
mybrainhurts said:
Saw an S Class Merc today, reg

TOE 1N

WTjollyF....??
I love that plate, would make a lot of sense seen around a circuit paddock!! (Toe-in is where the front wheels are angled slightly inwards at the front of a race car, looking from above, and is deemed to make the car feel a lot more stable (read stable = slow) and is preferred for novice drivers. The opposite, Toe-out, gives a car much better turn in (due to keeping the slip angles of the front tires in the optimum range for longer during the entry weight-transfer phase of a corner) but makes the car feel 'loose' and less confidence-inspiring out of the corners, and reserved for more experienced drivers............not that you asked!! laugh
(Bored and running down my last shift offshore before heading home................. biggrin)

RESSE

5,705 posts

222 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Pixelpeep

8,600 posts

143 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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RESSE said:
Dyslexia + no friends to help you out = this plate.

Dave G fsi

988 posts

131 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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RESSE said:
laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

RossP

2,523 posts

284 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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RESSE said:
I think we should start scoring these. That has to be a good 8/10

OneTun

172 posts

219 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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S14 DED S14DED - Just so it appears in internet searches so that D. Slade can enjoy....

Your plate with its England flag reaffirms you as a CHAV of the very highest order.


thetapeworm

11,243 posts

240 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Another X5 for the list but sadly no photo as I was driving at the time: M155 MY X

Divorce lawyer?

FourWheelDrift

88,554 posts

285 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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OneTun said:
S14 DED S14DED - Just so it appears in internet searches so that D. Slade can enjoy....

Your plate with its England flag reaffirms you as a CHAV of the very highest order.

Slade D - Slade Dave, Dave Hill?

"All these people talken abart me plate garron me wick"

ATTAK Z

11,134 posts

190 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
Slade D - Slade Dave, Dave Hill?

"All these people talken abart me plate garron me wick"
Dave Hill has the numberplate YOB 1

Pixelpeep

8,600 posts

143 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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OneTun said:
Your plate with its England flag reaffirms you as a CHAV of the very highest order.
What kind of fked up attitude is it where the national flag is considered tacky and negative?

Maybe people like you don't help our heritage,history, sense of identity and being able to be proud of the country where we live?






Fruitcake

236 posts

128 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Pixelpeep said:
What kind of fked up attitude is it where the national flag is considered tacky and negative?

Maybe people like you don't help our heritage,history, sense of identity and being able to be proud of the country where we live?
Are you Romanian?

Pixelpeep

8,600 posts

143 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Fruitcake said:
Are you Romanian?
Apt username smile

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Saw C4 15LAM on an X5 today.

I have no comment to make.

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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Spotted in Frimley Green this afternoon

B14 MYF - spaced to read BI AMY F - so Amy is basically advertising her Bi-Sexual tendencies, and confirming she is female laugh

Oh, and for anyone who doesn't visit SP&L, have a laugh over this guy with a dodgy plate hehe - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

gubbabump

1,209 posts

140 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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im not really sure on this one??

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Wednesday 16th July 2014
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gubbabump said:

im not really sure on this one??
I am, it's awful, either the plate was made up by someone with Parkinsons or the owner is trying to be really clever and failing.

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

211 months

Thursday 17th July 2014
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Pixelpeep said:
OneTun said:
Your plate with its England flag reaffirms you as a CHAV of the very highest order.
What kind of fked up attitude is it where the national flag is considered tacky and negative?

Maybe people like you don't help our heritage,history, sense of identity and being able to be proud of the country where we live?
'Fraid to say PP the sight of our national flag nauseates me.

From English footballists vomiting and vandalising their way round Europe through a self serving, deceitful political elite who are unable to keep either their cocks in their trousers or their hands out the till to the knuckle-dragging In-ger-lund patriotism of extreme right wing groups as well as the stubborn religious divide in Northern Ireland that has cost far too many innocent lives and way too much UK taxpayers money. All of this, and far more, from the tacky shyite in the Great British souvenir shop at Stanstead airport to various members of the House of Lords doing time for fiddling with their expenses or their interns or very possibly both is tainted by association with it.

The UK is suffering from chronic overcrowding which compromises the quality of life for almost everyone, a crumbling overloaded infrastructure and a public sector that, with the notable exception of front line workers (excluding Firemen of course, I'd quite cheerfully hack one of my nuts off with a rusty penkinfe to gain even a small proportion of their terms and conditions of employment and pension entitlements) that is parasitic, wasteful and incompetent.

Popular culture and media manipulation means the UK is becoming increasingly populated by brain dead, Daily Mail reading St Georges flag waving Chavs living out a materialistic and shallow minded celebrity worshipping lifestyle. I'll bet you there's far more people in the UK now who could instantly tell you the names and astrological star signs of all the Beckhams children in the right order or the brand of Princess Dianas favourite chocolate biscuits than there are who can have an genuinely interesting conversation and who also know exactly what to do when the screenwash runs out.

To nudge the thread back on track I suspect a high proportion of these vacuous idiots would love to have or actually own a Chavplate too.

With a few very exceptions I can't see much virtue in the UK myself. Even the bloody weather is st. smile






Dave G fsi

988 posts

131 months

Thursday 17th July 2014
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clivemercer said:
Dave G fsi said:
Oulton park on saturday:

V10 bumper on a V8!! What do I win??

(Why do I get so much satisfaction from spotting these things?? What the F*** is wrong with me?????)smile
How do you even know? Impressive spottage....

Mr Taxpayer

438 posts

121 months

Thursday 17th July 2014
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iva cosworth said:
Saw C4 15LAM on an X5 today.

I have no comment to make.
Start worrying when you see PBX 11...

Vipers

32,897 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th July 2014
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Jaguar steve said:
With a few very exceptions I can't see much virtue in the UK myself. Even the bloody weather is st. smile
You mention the House of Lords fiddling their expenses, seems that's not all they are fiddling.

And for the weather, at least it's consistent biggrin

Apart from that, all you say is true, if only my dear old dad had taken the governments offer of a 50 quid one way to Australia in the 50's




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