What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

[Zyp]

FazerBoy said:

Zyp said:

Or a lisp, and it's Mr Simms...

No, then it would be Thimth....

Yeth, I thought that after I pothted.

[FazerBoy]

Zyp said:

Yeth, I thought that after I pothted.

Bet you had to force that reply past the spellchecker...:-)

[Escort3500]

FazerBoy said:

Zyp said:

Yeth, I thought that after I pothted.

Bet you had to force that reply past the spellchecker...:-)

Thpellchecker Shirley?

[av185]

FalconWood said:

Repost.......and the infamous laughing stock of the village........

Aldi drivers eh??

[av185]

OOO 3AYD Another OOO Shyte plate.

[Jaguar steve]

twing said:

Another belter from 'arlow

Yeah but wot wiv the tastee mowowta an posh plate eeees dun well well fer isself tho yeah? An ther ain't nuuufink ron wiv Arlow eeeevah, iz well andy fer nippin baaaak dahaaan ter the east end ter pik up a bittah oookey gear an avvaaaah rite kockney waaaankah neeez uuuup wiv me ole mates an the famlee. Iz onlee jus dhaaan the eleven an rhaaaand the twennyfive ter git the misssizus ter laykesyde anall.

So geeezah I dunno oooo the faaaak you fink you are but you faaakin leave it ryite aaaaght yeah, an stop takin the faaakin ps off offof Arlow unless akowrse you wanner smaaakinner maaaarf.

[twing]

Jaguar steve said:

Yeah but wot wiv the tastee mowowta an posh plate stuff and stuff...

Took your time there JS, usually get a roasting inside an hour

[Jaguar steve]

twing said:

Jaguar steve said:

Yeah but wot wiv the tastee mowowta an posh plate stuff and stuff...

Took your time there JS, usually get a roasting inside an hour

I got a bit bored with highly educational Swedish films like Olga and Helga loose their panties this morning so I thought I'd wander over to PH to see what's occuring...

[twing]

'Arlow again...

[twing]

Sorry, sideways again too!

[Jaguar steve]

twing said:

'Arlow again...

That's enough bleedin Arlow Lhaaandon Ovaahspill for today thanks - you've just put me right off my lunch

[twing]

Jellied eels guv?

[yellowjack]

BHP TT anyone?

You'll literally never guess what that was on


Oh, and I think it was meant to be... B11 PTT

...we could invent a new game, with big money prizes. We could call it "Pin the dodgy screw cap on the chavplate" and it'd be a direct replacement for the old "Spot the Ball" competitions?

[twing]

R44W RS on an Audi shooting break on the M4 near Berkshire

[iva cosworth]

twing said:

R44W RS on an Audi shooting break on the M4 near Berkshire

I saw that last week near me,quite a way from there,at a filling station in Burgh Heath off J8 M25.

[Jaguar steve]

twing said:

Jellied eels guv?

Popular with the Essex swamplife so I believe but not for me thank you. In fact, jellied eels remind me of what you might find when changing a very poorly babies nappy and I have no concept of how hungry you'd have to be to actually contemplate eating some.

[marmitemania]

Didn't have my phone on me so no photo, took the dog out the front of the house for a turn out and a Transit van pulls up in the pub car park opposite (Star and Garter Chelveston) it's number plate was badly mangled and spaced to read .........U CU!T U the actual reg was UC11NTU. total chav if I'm not mistaken.

[twing]

Jaguar steve said:

Popular with the Essex swamplife so I believe but not for me thank you. In fact, jellied eels remind me of what you might find when changing a very poorly babies nappy and I have no concept of how hungry you'd have to be to actually contemplate eating some.

Aaah I got ya now. More of a pie n mash kinda fella,eh?

[three five five]

twing said:

R44W RS on an Audi shooting break on the M4 near Berkshire

I have t neard the expression shooting brake in ages...

...are you Shakespeare or something?

[sim72]

marmitemania said:

Didn't have my phone on me so no photo, took the dog out the front of the house for a turn out and a Transit van pulls up in the pub car park opposite (Star and Garter Chelveston) it's number plate was badly mangled and spaced to read .........U CU!T U the actual reg was UC11NTU. total chav if I'm not mistaken.

I am literally speechless that the DVLA released that - personalised plate too, as "U" isn't a region identifier. Especially as they are well aware what people turn "11" into given some of the plates in their auctions.