What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

[Eighteeteewhy]

[twing]

George29 said:

I saw that on a RR in Southend two summers ago, posted a pic but can't find it

[J4CKO]

I am not sure why people feel the need to put their name on a reg plate, why not just get it signwritten down the side ?

[DickyC]

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to have a sense of decorum!"

[jas xjr]

DickyC said:

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to have a sense of decorum!"

And the ability to park correctly

[AlexRS2782]

GAS I CAN (GA51 CAN) on a Renault van trading in Gas, boilers, servicing, etc.

Front plate barely legible due to the extra stty dark bold & italic font that the owner had the plate made up in

twing said:

AlexRS2782 said:

R90 OLF on a scened Golf R spaced to read R 90OLF.

That must be the really rare VW R Goooooooooooooolf model then

The st plate matched his equally st driving prowess.

Looks like Rolf to me....school run time??

Spotted it again today and saw the front rather than the rear plate, and it's definitely meant to be Golf. The front plate appears to have had the 9 slightly skewed to make it look, unconvincingly, like a lower case g

[V8forweekends]

J4CKO said:

I am not sure why people feel the need to put their name on a reg plate, why not just get it signwritten down the side ?

[EuroFighter]

[Chlamydia]

sue20 said:

Anybody else reading that as 'SHART'?

[Doshy]

EuroFighter said:

Was looking at this thinking that he's perhaps trying to say PAUL, didn't have to look for too long though as he appears to have put it in small print on the bottom of the plate. Why Paul did you do that to such a nice car? it just makes you look a bell end.

[Mr2Mike]

sue20 said:

I've got no idea but they've gone to the trouble of trying to make the 0 appear as a U with a screw cap.

Not only have they put a yellow screw through the black letter to modify it, they've mounted the plate with black screws on the yellow background. Top quality job.

[FUBAR]

M44S GT on a lovely, white, Gran Tourismo

[EuroFighter]

[AlexRS2782]

On the front cover of one of the Jap mags:

RA 55S RA

[Jaguar steve]

George29 said:

Here it is again on its way back to the MOT station for a retest a while ago.



I can't say if it's on a different silver Mercedes or not as they all look the same to me. In fact the easiest way to quickly identify a individual one here in the Essex Badlands is memorizing the depth and colour of the illegal tints on the windows and the size of the aftermarket alloys

[twing]

Jaguar steve said:

is memorizing the depth and colour of the illegal tints on the windows and the size of the aftermarket alloys

Im guessing you meant "is memorizing the depth and colour of the synthetic barnet and the size of the rero-fitted, paid for tits"

[silverfoxcc]

RU55 XXL

And the driver looked a bit on the large size

[AB]

Jaguar steve said:

I can't say if it's on a different silver Mercedes

No mate, it's on a different white one!

[ATTAK Z]

Saw EA57OFT near a villge named, er, EASTOFT today ... only spoilt by the illegal spacing

[Feirny]

ATTAK Z said:

Saw EA57OFT near a villge named, er, EASTOFT today ... only spoilt by the illegal spacing

I've seen that and never cottoned on. Good spot.