What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

[Cliftonite]

DickyC said:

There's a lot of it about. I saw HOB8S last night on the M4.

Interestingly, the plate stuck in my mind better than the car. I was going to say it was on a black 7 Series BMW but I've just checked and according to TfL it's on a white Range Rover; not even vaguely similar.

I'd make a terrible witness.

It is on a grey BMW 520d, according to DVLA and Cartell.

[DickyC]

Cliftonite said:

It is on a grey BMW 520d, according to DVLA and Cartell.

Better, but I'd still make a terrible witness.

[Stevoox]

Amused2death said:

I don't know how strong the irony is on this one, but from

http://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-bmw-325ti-compac...

Extra dildo points for sticking on the M badges. Hate it when you see standard BMWs plastered in M badges.

[evenflow]

TwyRob said:

No photo but:

5000 UP

Seems ok, however it is on a 2006 ish Focus estate (probably cheaper than the plate) and has an Autobot logo on the plate in place of the GB/Euro stripe. I am obviously missing something that the owner thinks is good about that! At least he is one of the goodies, perhaps it will transform into a Mustang while I am asleep?

Maybe he's a zombie who wants some gazpacho?

[WD39]

AyBee said:

iva cosworth said:

I like that Saw BR10CHE on a RR the other day. No idea why you'd want a plate that said that but it made me smile!

Maybe the owner is a master baker.

[AlexRS2782]

Guy on a Ford forum bought these 2 plates recently and is already trying to flog them on at a ridiculous mark up - RS15 COT & ST15 COT - the ST15 plate is also on a Scooby forum as well I think.

He's marketing them on the basis of being spaced as:

RS 1 SCOT & STI SCOT

[silverfoxcc]

Wokingham today

D4VE R

K33RY G

[SpeedBall]

[Vipers]

SpeedBall said:

Why am I thinking "J888NY" = "Johnny" = "Durex" = they go over "Dicks"

Or "J888NY P = "Johnny Prick"

As long as he likes it............

[AlexRS2782]

AlexRS2782 said:

Guy on a Ford forum bought these 2 plates recently and is already trying to flog them on at a ridiculous mark up - RS15 COT & ST15 COT - the ST15 plate is also on a Scooby forum as well I think.

He's marketing them on the basis of being spaced as:

RS 1 SCOT & STI SCOT

He's now added CR15P RS & CR15P ST



The only thing more amusing than the stty spacing is the massively inflated speculative price he seems to think they're worth

[DickyC]

The torment being felt by Scott Crisp when he reads the ad.

[sue20]

The Ikea car park never fails to deliver:

[djdest]

Not sure I can even dare to post it.... have fun!

[EarlOfHazard]

[Jaguar steve]

sue20 said:

The Ikea car park never fails to deliver:

'Tis true - any retail park will yield a unfeasably high number of Chavplates, espacially here in The Badlands.

Essex Girls favourite whine - I wannna gowtaaa Laaakeesyiiide...

[GoneAnon]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Q982WRX-/111643535020?pt...

I took a wee bit of time to spot what's been done here.

[RammyMP]

GoneAnon said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Q982WRX-/111643535020?pt...

I took a wee bit of time to spot what's been done here.

They've covered the 'Q' with a EU flag? Why? Is that not now an illegal plate?

[GoneAnon]

I would have said so!

If not, we can all now get some REALLY cool plates just by taping over any bits that don't fit into what we want the plate to say!!!!

[Martin_M]

Jaguar steve said:

DannyScene said:

Those pleates used to be on the below



and

That's horrible, really... Excuse me... Horrible. The whole Chavplate mentality in a single picture.

The badge engineered "Baby Bently" seems to be the weapon of choice of most Essex caravan park owners - complete with the obligatory Chavplate of course, but I don't think I've ever seen quite such a vulgar example as that even in The Badlands

They've certainly gone up in the world!

[Happyjap]

RZ1 said:

S3x bj on a 3 series

This is not bad I think this is very clever and he would probably get allot of woman! excuse my English!