What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

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RZ1

4,316 posts

205 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Seen S1 4MG x on an SL63 AMG recently

simoid

19,772 posts

157 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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The X5 pile is mounting hehe

JAN15E (no spaces) on my travels today.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Sing along if you know the words:


alecescolme

2,149 posts

123 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Cliftonite said:
Essex boy is he? Chav with cash?
No, he is not a chav and he is not from Essex, owns a Mclaren 650s. The Bentley and the plate does not belong to him, he is only borrowing it for gumball.

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Impasse said:
Sing along if you know the words:

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
But it wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster!
Rock lobster!

hehe

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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jamieduff1981 said:
DBSV8 said:
Cliftonite said:
Drive Blind said:
MikeOxhard said:
Seems to be loads of this sort of crap in the West Mids lately.

is that just blatently changing a 2 into a Z ?
Yes. And unlawful spacing.
is this not classed as PCJ
ie: speed cameras etc ?
He'll have a hard job talking himself out of it on the next episode of Police Interceptors.

Who knew Jags attracted such riff raff?
Actually I'm in complete agreement with you on that one. Consider the seismic change in Jaguar atributes over the last decade or so, the agressive and aspirational nature of their marketing language as well as the resulting huge shift in the Jaguar demographic coupled with the ready availability of cheap finance and I'd not be at all surprised to see many more Chavplated Jaguars on here in the future.

Who knows? Chavplated Jaguars might eventually get to match the sheer numbers of Mercedes and Range Rovers that have dominated this thread so far.

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Copied over from the "Real Good" thread:



And a failed (cheaper) attempt at "Mitsy" laugh


jamieduff1981

8,022 posts

139 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Jaguar steve said:
jamieduff1981 said:
DBSV8 said:
Cliftonite said:
Drive Blind said:
MikeOxhard said:
Seems to be loads of this sort of crap in the West Mids lately.

is that just blatently changing a 2 into a Z ?
Yes. And unlawful spacing.
is this not classed as PCJ
ie: speed cameras etc ?
He'll have a hard job talking himself out of it on the next episode of Police Interceptors.

Who knew Jags attracted such riff raff?
Actually I'm in complete agreement with you on that one. Consider the seismic change in Jaguar atributes over the last decade or so, the agressive and aspirational nature of their marketing language as well as the resulting huge shift in the Jaguar demographic coupled with the ready availability of cheap finance and I'd not be at all surprised to see many more Chavplated Jaguars on here in the future.

Who knows? Chavplated Jaguars might eventually get to match the sheer numbers of Mercedes and Range Rovers that have dominated this thread so far.
Well as a business they need chavs like me. Old biffers polishing the walnut on old XJs didn't keep them afloat very well.

Hangcheck

176 posts

121 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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alecescolme said:
No, he is not a chav and he is not from Essex, owns a Mclaren 650s. The Bentley and the plate does not belong to him, he is only borrowing it for gumball.
Ah, I saw that wrap on a McLaren in Ascot last Friday evening. Wondered what it was for. (It looked awful)

Edited by Hangcheck on Thursday 21st May 20:56

EuroFighter

154 posts

120 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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^ It says F1X VW




Cliftonite

8,406 posts

137 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Cliftonite

8,406 posts

137 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Cliftonite

8,406 posts

137 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Loren. Clearly!

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onyx39

11,109 posts

149 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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taken just after the knob almost took my front end off by changing lanes without looking!


grimmac

1,412 posts

109 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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hi chaps...

my first post in here! smile

no pic but at least I've made an effort. L200 sporting the following plate, seen it before and thought it was bad, but yesterday saw it closer and it's even worse.

P15 HNG, with a screw cap. Gives us...



(FISHING.. wink)


av185

18,433 posts

126 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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V7NYL On a carpetfitters Transit van.

Thing is, said plate has been illegally bastardised......yes, you guessed it, by changing the 7 into a 1 which retained a very slight vertical lean. redcardredcardredcard

Plod should definitely be pulling fkwit chavplaters like this who in many respects their crimes are far worse than the average chavplater because of trying to promote their business on the back of illegal activities. Say 30 percent of the business profits per year over how ever many years the illegal chavplate has been displayed and crime has been committed should therefore be confiscated under the proceeds of crime act. Fairy nuff.

soapbox

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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EL0 2 ZOE.....black polo.

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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A few more nasty ones today, split between the roads & the new edition of Fast Ford magazine.

G4PE X on a Mercedes - evidently the owner wants someone to kiss her gaping orifices vomit

ES53X RS on a Mk2 Focus RS - One for the "Essex boyz" in the badlands clearly laugh

W33R YU on a Mk2 Focus ST225 - "We Hear You" is the tagline on the bottom of the plate - Nope your plate doesn't read what you think it does you pillock.

L121E DB on a Merc - "Lizzie DB" is the tagline on the plate - nope it really doesn't spell Lizzie as the 2 isn't a Z, and you're also missing a Z somewhere hehe

RU5 1 ANN on a Corsa confused

simoid

19,772 posts

157 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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V1TO V

On a Mercedes van today, can't for the life of me remember the model...

Sad Ken

623 posts

109 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Cliftonite said:


Loren. Clearly!

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If you have to clarify what it's meant to be underneath in little text, then that instantly qualifies it as being crap, regardless of the actual reg number lol.

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