What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?
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How many points does this knobend earn me? Guessing it must be a hygenist since a dentist would be able to afford a proper plate.
The real plate is of course P14 OUE. Illegal spacing and not one but two bolt heads to look a tiny bit like the number plate they couldn't afford. One of those times I wished I was a copper.
The real plate is of course P14 OUE. Illegal spacing and not one but two bolt heads to look a tiny bit like the number plate they couldn't afford. One of those times I wished I was a copper.
Flipping through a copy of Classic Car Buyer today and there were some excellent examples of chavplating with each seller not only wanting a stupid price but also including an equally stupid tagline about what the plate is supposed to read when bodged:
V1 XAN - "Reads VIXEN"
Er no it doesn't because Vixen has an E in it, not an A
R13 GGY - "Reads REGGY. Excellent for anyone called Reg"
G8 RYA - "Reads GARY A if you were to accidently use a cap on the 8"
B13 EAD - "Reads as BREAD with a slight alteration to the 1 & 3. Ideal for a baker"
F3 RNC - "Reads FERN C. Ideal for anyone named Fern, Fearne, Ferne, etc"
N114 RVY - "Reads N HARVY when used with a black cap or two. Excellent for anyone called Harvey"
SM14 RTS - "Reads SMARTS. Excellent for a Smart Car or surname SMART"
V1 XAN - "Reads VIXEN"
Er no it doesn't because Vixen has an E in it, not an A R13 GGY - "Reads REGGY. Excellent for anyone called Reg"
G8 RYA - "Reads GARY A if you were to accidently use a cap on the 8"
B13 EAD - "Reads as BREAD with a slight alteration to the 1 & 3. Ideal for a baker"
F3 RNC - "Reads FERN C. Ideal for anyone named Fern, Fearne, Ferne, etc"
N114 RVY - "Reads N HARVY when used with a black cap or two. Excellent for anyone called Harvey"
SM14 RTS - "Reads SMARTS. Excellent for a Smart Car or surname SMART"
Three from Friday. I was cycling in Windsor Great Park, two of these were inside the park, the white RangeRover was just outside Bishopsgate, near 'The Fox and Hounds' pub.
Poor, dizzlecksick Tiimy H! Still, life can't be all that bad if you've managed to bag yourself an 'Overfinch', eh?
Mini full of bored-looking fillies parked up facing a Polo match. What's up ladies? Mummy's divorce settlement not quite stretch to a legal plate to satisfy your vacuously self-indulgent vanity?
Oh dear, oh dear, 6mma. Where to begin? Perhaps by not being such a stupid 6itch, and spacing your plate properly, without the strategically placed screw cap?
Poor, dizzlecksick Tiimy H! Still, life can't be all that bad if you've managed to bag yourself an 'Overfinch', eh?
Mini full of bored-looking fillies parked up facing a Polo match. What's up ladies? Mummy's divorce settlement not quite stretch to a legal plate to satisfy your vacuously self-indulgent vanity?
Oh dear, oh dear, 6mma. Where to begin? Perhaps by not being such a stupid 6itch, and spacing your plate properly, without the strategically placed screw cap?
Edited by yellowjack on Saturday 30th May 23:45
yellowjack said:
Three from Friday. I was cycling in Windsor Great Park, two of these were inside the park, the white RangeRover was just outside Bishopsgate, near 'The Fox and Hounds' pub.
Poor, dizzlecksick Tiimy H! Still, life can't be all that bad if you've managed to bag yourself an 'Overfinch', eh?
And yet, curiously, it's an OVER FINCH as opposed to an OVERFINCH.Poor, dizzlecksick Tiimy H! Still, life can't be all that bad if you've managed to bag yourself an 'Overfinch', eh?
When some of the letters fell off the lower tailgate of my old Rangey years ago I had an ANG OVER.
DickyC said:
And yet, curiously, it's an OVER FINCH as opposed to an OVERFINCH.
When some of the letters fell off the lower tailgate of my old Rangey years ago I had an ANG OVER.
Hence my sarcasm. He must be a 'self made man' if he also has a 'self made Overfinch'.When some of the letters fell off the lower tailgate of my old Rangey years ago I had an ANG OVER.
(It's actually a 3 litre diesel HSE from 2002)
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