One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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Cliftonite

8,411 posts

139 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Hol

8,419 posts

201 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Cliftonite said:
On the positive side.



Nobody is ever going to steal it... laugh

Hol

8,419 posts

201 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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ManOpener said:
Cliftonite said:
ManOpener said:
What an utter fkwit. I love the fact he (I assume a he, no sound at work) posts the video of him failing to anticipate another driver on a mini-roundabout as if it was their fault he's a knuckle dragging moron.
He is also a racist.
Puts a video of him cutting up another driver on YouTube
Puts a video of him accelerating towards pedestrians in the road on YouTube.
Complains about inside overtaking on a dual carriageway.
Puts a video of him driving at ~100mph on a wet dual-carriageway, and nearly losing control.

Someone should report him to the police. wink
Agreed, it is a case of glass houses and stones..

However...
He did also capture.a few other bell ends on video.

That 4x4 pulling out without anticipating that not everyone is turning off.
The people coming straight from the outside lane to the slip road.
The taxi trying to muscle out from the right.
Etc..

All of those types of insanity have been raised on this very thread.


Cliftonite

8,411 posts

139 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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S853 JGC

Following position:




Banana overtake picture 1 :



Banana overtake picture 2 :



His next two overtakes were of vehicles in a close-following queue, one immediately after the other, in the face of on-coming traffic in a 30 mph townscape.

I have it all on video, but a little far away for stills to show the true situation. However, when I have taught myself to upload video excerpts . . . watch this space!

KNOB of the first order.





anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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i don't usually say this but i would report this the police, double whites, he has a death wish and he won't be the one dying.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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I think that sequence of photos might even get him booked as it is

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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A tosser of the highest order, no doubt about it.

Pulliptears

3,355 posts

167 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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The ladies of Mumsnet who think using washing up liquid to wash a car is perfectly fine and it shifts grease better than car shampoo...

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonabl...

And thats why, even as a woman, I run a mile from ads which say '1 lady owner'.

Cliftonite

8,411 posts

139 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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The bds who think that a calm, sunny Sunday afternoon is a good time (is there ever a good time?) to light a bonfire!!!!!

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Killer2005

19,652 posts

229 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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Cliftonite said:
(is there ever a good time?) to light a bonfire!!!!!
Bonfire night?

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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Cliftonite said:
The bds who think that a calm, sunny Sunday afternoon is a good time (is there ever a good time?) to light a bonfire!!!!!

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Yes. The ideal time to light an (accelerant assisted) bonfire is when the group of annoying local teenage girls are sitting with their backs to your fence (again) gossiping, smoking, and playing godawful music on their 'smart' phones. Again.

Build the bonfire as close to their preferred congregating area as you dare, pour on the accelerant, light a taper, touch it to the stack and "Whump!" - the whole thing erupts in a six foot high column of yellow flame, with the associated 'mushroom cloud' of black smoke. Closely accompanied by the shrieks and screams of half a dozen silly girls, who then proceed to run away very quickly, the sound of their footsteps drowned out by the crackle of burning tree branches (some still attached to the tree rolleyes oops!) and the sound of my maniacal laughter. After that, we got to enjoy sitting out in the garden quietly, in peace, as they didn't gather on the other side of my garden fence anymore...


...so yes. A well timed bonfire can be a very useful tool for deterring persistent, annoying halfwits. wink

Cliftonite

8,411 posts

139 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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Killer2005 said:
Cliftonite said:
(is there ever a good time?) to light a bonfire!!!!!
Bonfire night?
Humbug!

smile

Touché


ruff'n'smov

1,092 posts

150 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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The ahole in the Black Van who on seeing the A1 queuing for miles ahead, reversed down the on slip road and made his escape from the queue from hell.

Oh that was me ....I feel cleansed. nono

Cliftonite

8,411 posts

139 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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ruff'n'smov said:
The ahole in the Black Van who on seeing the A1 queuing for miles ahead, reversed down the on slip road and made his escape from the queue from hell.

Oh that was me ....I feel cleansed. nono
Confession is good for the soul!


ruff'n'smov

1,092 posts

150 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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Cliftonite said:
ruff'n'smov said:
The ahole in the Black Van who on seeing the A1 queuing for miles ahead, reversed down the on slip road and made his escape from the queue from hell.

Oh that was me ....I feel cleansed. nono
Confession is good for the soul!
Thank you it was emotional.

Horse Pop

685 posts

145 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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graphene said:
I'm undecided about affirming the 'knob' status of the speakers, but I have heard "touch base" twice in the last two weeks. I thought its use had subsided around 4-5 years ago? Glad they were phonecalls so they could not see my wince.
Going forward.

scarble

5,277 posts

158 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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I read you loud and clear, I'm hearing what your saying, picking up what your putting down but at the end of the day what else would you say confused

richard300

1,085 posts

210 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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It's the 'new term'- "I'll ping you an e-mail" that a number of people i do business with have adopted - that really makes me wince.

Send me an e-mail. E-mail me. But dont 'ping' me an e-mail....

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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richard300 said:
It's the 'new term'- "I'll ping you an e-mail" that a number of people i do business with have adopted - that really makes me wince.

Send me an e-mail. E-mail me. But dont 'ping' me an e-mail....
Not new. That's been annoying me for years.

carreauchompeur

17,847 posts

205 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Not strictly within the thread title as there's more than one sign of knobbery!


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