One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
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MarkRSi said:
Today it was black jeep who thought it would be a good idea to accelerate when I was overtaking them on a straight road (good job the Megane RS was in 3rd gear!). Then the utter creep followed me back to my street in full view of the neighbours, was slightly tempted to ask if they were lost but alas they drove off before I got the chance.
(yeah I know cool story bro/no punchlines/VBRJ/no utter f
king fkity weapons grade fk swearing/stting ranting etc.)
We know where you live . . . (yeah I know cool story bro/no punchlines/VBRJ/no utter f
king fkity weapons grade fk swearing/stting ranting etc.)
[quote=HalmyreThe countdown to the junction starts a fking mile away, then reminds you twice, at half a mile and a quarter of a mile, before finally virtually slapping you about the head with closely spaced '///' '//' '/' marker boards, yet some of the tossers out there won't even consider moving across to lane 1 until they are past the dotted line demarking the start of the slip road.
While teaching my kids to drive, I jokingly told them that the ///,//,/ marker boards indicated that you had enough room to pass 3,2, or 1 cars before the junction... hope they didn't believe me!
king mile away, then reminds you twice, at half a mile and a quarter of a mile, before finally virtually slapping you about the head with closely spaced '///' '//' '/' marker boards, yet some of the tossers out there won't even consider moving across to lane 1 until they are past the dotted line demarking the start of the slip road.While teaching my kids to drive, I jokingly told them that the ///,//,/ marker boards indicated that you had enough room to pass 3,2, or 1 cars before the junction... hope they didn't believe me!
daveky said:
Negative Creep said:
The minicabber who tried to overtake a learner doing 20 in a 20 zone, only to have to pull back in quickly to avoid a head on. Professional driver my arse.
Must. Get. To. Rotherham. QuicklyMarkRSi said:
Today it was black jeep who thought it would be a good idea to accelerate when I was overtaking them on a straight road (good job the Megane RS was in 3rd gear!). Then the utter creep followed me back to my street in full view of the neighbours, was slightly tempted to ask if they were lost but alas they drove off before I got the chance.
(yeah I know cool story bro/no punchlines/VBRJ/no utter fking fkity weapons grade fk swearing/stting ranting etc.)
You forgot "Worse I own a XX thread ever" (yeah I know cool story bro/no punchlines/VBRJ/no utter f
king fkity weapons grade fk swearing/stting ranting etc.)
Negative Creep said:
daveky said:
Negative Creep said:
The minicabber who tried to overtake a learner doing 20 in a 20 zone, only to have to pull back in quickly to avoid a head on. Professional driver my arse.
Must. Get. To. Rotherham. QuicklyHalmyre said:
Flicking fag ends out of the window.
Yes. This, absolutely this. Black Focus yesterday with some bottle-blonde fat munter in it, cut me up on a roundabout while trying to steer, change gear and hold a lit cigarette all at the same time. She wan't very good at any of those tasks in isolation, so trying to do all three at the same time? Something had to give.Then a few minutes later, the window slides down, and out flies the (still lit) butt, discarded with a casual flick that suggests she's well practiced at that particular operation. I just felt sorry for the two kids in the car with her and her filthy fags.
For 'two in a row' I give you the absolute idiot in a scruffy old blue Clio yesterday on the A325 roundabout at Frimley. He came from the left here... https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3153496,-0.74457... ...and failed to give way to the Range Rover in lane 1, and the BMW 5 Series in lane 2 who were both going straight ahead up toward Frimley Park Hospital. Oh, and me, in lane 3, heading right, toward Frimley itself. We all gave the clod a blast of the horn, which was duly ignored.
After straight lining the roundabout, he exited in lane 1 here... https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3152704,-0.74395... ...and narrowly avoided driving (at speed) into the small queue waiting behind the bus at the stop just beyond the pedestrian crossing. As I passed him in the right hand lane, I spotted the cause of this idiocy. The baseball capped oik was unwrapping a fking Ginsters pasty while trying to negotiate a busy road, two roundabouts and a pedestrian crossing. I don't particularly like the term, but I've not seen a better example of a total retard on the roads recently. No consideration for safety, and using the throttle like an on/off switch. Terrible driving 
Then, almost immediately, I reached the roundabout outside the Fitness shop, and had a middle aged woman in a Mercedes Benz hold her hand up, palm out, to tell me to stop as I drove around that roundabout! Seriously, Doris? YOU get to fking-well stop at the white line. That's what it's there for. I frankly couldn't give a stuff that you've "let enough cars go already"* 
There is no possible way fro me to tell how long you've waited, therefore you WILL wait behind that line because there was nothing coming from MY right to which I needed to cede priority.
*how do I know that "I've let enough cars go already" was her reason for trying to drive out in front of me? Because she challenged me over my "shocking attitude" when she pulled up next to me in Waitrose car park. Talk about an overdeveloped sense of entitlement!!!
After straight lining the roundabout, he exited in lane 1 here... https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3152704,-0.74395... ...and narrowly avoided driving (at speed) into the small queue waiting behind the bus at the stop just beyond the pedestrian crossing. As I passed him in the right hand lane, I spotted the cause of this idiocy. The baseball capped oik was unwrapping a f
king Ginsters pasty while trying to negotiate a busy road, two roundabouts and a pedestrian crossing. I don't particularly like the term, but I've not seen a better example of a total retard on the roads recently. No consideration for safety, and using the throttle like an on/off switch. Terrible driving Then, almost immediately, I reached the roundabout outside the Fitness shop, and had a middle aged woman in a Mercedes Benz hold her hand up, palm out, to tell me to stop as I drove around that roundabout! Seriously, Doris? YOU get to f
king-well stop at the white line. That's what it's there for. I frankly couldn't give a stuff that you've "let enough cars go already"* There is no possible way fro me to tell how long you've waited, therefore you WILL wait behind that line because there was nothing coming from MY right to which I needed to cede priority.*how do I know that "I've let enough cars go already" was her reason for trying to drive out in front of me? Because she challenged me over my "shocking attitude" when she pulled up next to me in Waitrose car park. Talk about an overdeveloped sense of entitlement!!!
Young chap in an 11 reg Range Rover driving through a local council estate, possibly selling drugs, possibly laughing at poor people in mother's car.
Firstly I think he was going a lot faster than the 20 limit, looked like 40.
But the thing that really made him look like a knob was his driving position. His right hand was on the top of the steering wheel coz he iz a gangsta, innit. He was also sat pretty much sideways, can't think of any other way to describe how he was sat.
Firstly I think he was going a lot faster than the 20 limit, looked like 40.
But the thing that really made him look like a knob was his driving position. His right hand was on the top of the steering wheel coz he iz a gangsta, innit. He was also sat pretty much sideways, can't think of any other way to describe how he was sat.
Cliftonite said:
Please note the little knot of vehicles behind him (her?), in procession!
This is something I don't get - the sheep mentality of staying in lane (albeit the wrong one) because they've caught up a slower vehicle and will not overtake.Many times I'm on cruise and see a vehicle or two ahead, overtake, a few miles further on one of the 'overtakens' comes past again still in the same lane. Until they again close up on a slower vehicle and will sit behind it...
Todays knob chomper goes to a sub human Tube passenger.
I get in the half empty carriage and theres a guy with a really bad paisley shirt standing just inside the door, 'pretending' to read his phone. We all had to squeeze past him to move down into the carriage, so he got a gym kit in the ribs from me - as a wake up hint.
Next stop and there are lots of people waiting to get on. He looks at them before the doors open, so I know he can see, but still he refuses to move further inside, and pretends to not notice and even ignores the people saying 'excuse me' as they squeeze through the now even smaller gap he has left.
Another stop and you have guessed it, he wont move an inch - only this time a slim girl manages to squeeze into the gap behind him. This actually pisses the wker off and he gives her a killer stare, as if she is the bottom feeding scum bag.
What a tosser!
I get in the half empty carriage and theres a guy with a really bad paisley shirt standing just inside the door, 'pretending' to read his phone. We all had to squeeze past him to move down into the carriage, so he got a gym kit in the ribs from me - as a wake up hint.
Next stop and there are lots of people waiting to get on. He looks at them before the doors open, so I know he can see, but still he refuses to move further inside, and pretends to not notice and even ignores the people saying 'excuse me' as they squeeze through the now even smaller gap he has left.
Another stop and you have guessed it, he wont move an inch - only this time a slim girl manages to squeeze into the gap behind him. This actually pisses the w
ker off and he gives her a killer stare, as if she is the bottom feeding scum bag.What a tosser!
Just witnessed one of the most dangerous bits of driving I've ever seen. I'm driving to fetch child from college as she's on crutches, as I approach and start indicating left to turn into the drive there is a large bus waiting to turn right out of the drive. I can't turn in with him there so sensibly I stop to let him out first.
The utter cock socket in the car behind me decides to overtake me as I'm stopped and indicating only meets the bus side on pulling out. By this point bus can't go anywhere as he's had to slam on the brakes, cock then goes round the front end of the bus, despite not being able to see that far and from the hammering of horns presumably nearly takes out what had stopped on the other side to let the bus out.
By this point bus is half way across the road and the three or four sheep behind, despite seeing whats happening follow cock through. Both bus and I are stuck because none have an ounce of sense. In the end I swung my car out totally blocking that side of the road and banged on the hazards whilst the driver shouted 'thanks, someone has sense' to me out of the window and managed to pull out.
The utter cock socket in the car behind me decides to overtake me as I'm stopped and indicating only meets the bus side on pulling out. By this point bus can't go anywhere as he's had to slam on the brakes, cock then goes round the front end of the bus, despite not being able to see that far and from the hammering of horns presumably nearly takes out what had stopped on the other side to let the bus out.
By this point bus is half way across the road and the three or four sheep behind, despite seeing whats happening follow cock through. Both bus and I are stuck because none have an ounce of sense. In the end I swung my car out totally blocking that side of the road and banged on the hazards whilst the driver shouted 'thanks, someone has sense' to me out of the window and managed to pull out.
The chimp in the Fuller's Brewery delivery lorry today on Gloucester Road who felt the need to beep to attract my attention and then give me a 'small dick' sign with his hand for, well, nothing. I had parked up and was just getting out of the car. Presumably for being a 'flash git' and having my roof down on a nice sunny day.
I've been a bit down this week, and it was nice to get out and enjoy the car. You completely ruined this.
Still, as a consolation i suppose I was the one in a nice car off work on a Friday whilst you were holed up in a lorry with your chimp passenger.
I've been a bit down this week, and it was nice to get out and enjoy the car. You completely ruined this.
Still, as a consolation i suppose I was the one in a nice car off work on a Friday whilst you were holed up in a lorry with your chimp passenger.
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