One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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andburg

7,296 posts

170 months

Thursday 9th October 2014
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People with Monster enegry stickers on their car!

bishbosh66

118 posts

123 months

Thursday 9th October 2014
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carlove

7,573 posts

168 months

Thursday 9th October 2014
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NickM450 said:
He said the cyclist brushed his arm, so unless you have eyes in the back of your head, you'd also fail to see him and unable to move out of the way.

I realise they are more fragile but what makes their life worth more than anybody else is the point I'm making.
As said, I'm talking about them being more fragile. Their life is no more important than yours or mine.

If he fully hit my arm it would have really bloody hurt, possibly broke it.
It would have almost certainly broke an elderly person's arm, probably knocking them to the ground causing further injury.
My arm could very possibly be head height of a child, imagine being hit in the head at speed. Could easily kill the child.

I don't know why he wasn't on the road. Was a grown man too scared to go on the road with the big scary cars?
Did he think he looked cool?
Was he just fulfilling his wish to be a stereotype?
Who knows, what I do know is that was a tt.

ShaunTheSheep

951 posts

156 months

Thursday 9th October 2014
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NickM450 said:
So is my life, as a 30-something male worth less than that of a child
As a fellow 30 something male, yes.

Not worth less than an old codger though.

karma mechanic

730 posts

123 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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A question for the driver of a black Audi:

You come tearing up the road and encounter the arrangements in the picture.



Several vehicles coming the other way have entered the narrow part well before you got anywhere near it. They are nearing the end of the narrow bit.

So, do you:

1. wait two or three seconds for those vehicles to clear the narrow bit and then proceed.

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2. drive straight at the lead vehicle (that was me, and I swerved out of the way) and then enter the narrow bit before two more vehicles have cleared it. Causing those vehicles to stop, wasting everyone's time, and during that time risking more cars arriving at the far end to make the situation even more stupid. I believe from what I saw in the mirror two cars had to pull onto the short bit of pavement since you weren't going to stop.

Yes - I know it says 'priority over oncoming vehicles', but that doesn't mean ramming them.

snoopy25

1,870 posts

121 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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Office_Monkey said:
fulham911club said:
snoopy25 said:
Pretty much every tt on a bicycle or motorbike that thinks its acceptable to be on the other side of the road 'making progress' when there is traffic in London!! and no im not going to move over so you can get through when im doing they acceptable 20/30mph in the opposite fking direction!!

Then you get the 'glare' because god forbid you haven't got out the way for them!

Would love to see what their insurance says when they have a crash on the opposite side of the road!

Pricks!
You sound a pleasant character. What is so inconvenient for you to move over a tad? Do you drive an Audi btw?
Probably doesn't know how wide his car is.
Just seen this.....

Fulham911club what makes you think i drive an Audi? Perhaps your lazy ass could click on my garage in my profile to see that I in fact drive a Renault.....

and why should i move over? Im legally on the correct side of the road while the bicycle/motorbike have blatently driven towards me in the assumption i 'have to' pull over and let them through. Now I haven't got a problem with overtaking far from it, but to be on the other side of the road when their side of the road is stationary just because 'they must get to the front of the queue thats waiting at the traffic lights' and they cant wait in line like most people is not acceptable.

The sheer arrogance of the whole situation was perfectly summed up yesterday when a motorbike overtook the long line of stationary traffic at the traffic lights and was inches from being taken out by a HGV coming round the corner .......and then had the cheek to have a go at the HGV driver until a few drivers put the rider in his place as he was 10ft over the other side of the road!! but lets be honest we should all move over.....because hey! its a motorbike!

Office_Monkey......Seriously i don't know how wide my car is? I know exactly how wide it is as i fit it between the tt of a bike rider who is on my side of the road and the pavement.....you know, the 3ft gap on MY SIDE OF THE ROAD that they have left me.....





Baryonyx

18,001 posts

160 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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It's been a dire day for idiots on the road.

There was the idiot woman in a silver Fiesta on a B road this morning, who decided since there was a bike in front of her that she would sensibly wait behind it for an opportunity to pass. I was heading towards her, going the other way. Sadly, she took leave of her senses at the last moment and decided to overtake the cyclist as I was passing, creating a neat 'three in a row' moment. I had to move right out to the N/S to accommodate this imbecile, and I suspect the cyclist probably got a fright too as she breezed past his elbow.


Later, heading down the A1 and looking to get home, the total helmet in the black 1.9 diesel Astra swerving around through traffic, driving like a total knob. Nearly missed the absolutely massive graduated sliproad for the A69 roundabout (a lane of road in itself about a quarter of a mile long). The total bellend driving only made it to the sliproad from his entrenched position on the back bumper of the Bentley in Lane 3 by dint of recklessly cutting in front of a Corsa in Lane 2. Seemingly not phased by his near miss, he continued trying to wring his miserable diesel out onto the A69. What a daft tosser. I expect he'll be having a terrific crash somewhere soon, just hopefully nowhere near me.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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karma mechanic said:
A question for the driver of a black Audi:

You come tearing up the road and encounter the arrangements in the picture.



Several vehicles coming the other way have entered the narrow part well before you got anywhere near it. They are nearing the end of the narrow bit.

So, do you:

1. wait two or three seconds for those vehicles to clear the narrow bit and then proceed.

-or-

2. drive straight at the lead vehicle (that was me, and I swerved out of the way) and then enter the narrow bit before two more vehicles have cleared it. Causing those vehicles to stop, wasting everyone's time, and during that time risking more cars arriving at the far end to make the situation even more stupid. I believe from what I saw in the mirror two cars had to pull onto the short bit of pavement since you weren't going to stop.

Yes - I know it says 'priority over oncoming vehicles', but that doesn't mean ramming them.
Winchester, aicmfp.

That road is a pain at times.

jpp

282 posts

230 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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Hilux

cookmysock

844 posts

202 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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2 simultaneous knobs - me and some other prick in a ute.

I was turning right onto a main road then was going to take the first left only 50m or so up the road. Ute knob decided he was going to turn right as well however he started off in the left lane, whilst I was in the right. He wound down his window and said he was allowed to turn right from the left lane. there are no markings on the road or signs. We both suggested each other should go self fornicate.

here is the intersection. So good folk of PH - can you turn right from the left lane if there are no road markings or signs? This is in Sydney so we may have some slightly different rules to our British cousins.

karma mechanic

730 posts

123 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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Johnnytheboy said:
Winchester, aicmfp.

That road is a pain at times.
Yes, Winchester. Poor design and too long for the priority sign to actually involve drivers considering the idea of who actually has priority. That doesn't excuse knobbery though - inevitably there will be times where the narrow bit is occupied when the opposing traffic gets there.

mistakenplane

426 posts

121 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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cookmysock said:
So good folk of PH - can you turn right from the left lane if there are no road markings or signs? This is in Sydney so we may have some slightly different rules to our British cousins.
I believe he should go fornicate, is the correct answer smile

Cliftonite

8,412 posts

139 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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If you have 28 seconds to spare, take a look at the performance of a knob I spotted giving a masterclass in Audi overtaking procedure and how to make progress.

http://youtu.be/VY2YfQ0WjAc

LL12 MPY

rolleyes


frumpytrickle

245 posts

118 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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Makin' progress..

zedx19

2,756 posts

141 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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Apart from pulling out without indicating, what did he do differently to the cammer?

GarryDK

5,670 posts

159 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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zedx19 said:
Apart from pulling out without indicating, what did he do differently to the cammer?
I was wondering the same thing.

Cliftonite

8,412 posts

139 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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GarryDK said:
zedx19 said:
Apart from pulling out without indicating, what did he do differently to the cammer?
I was wondering the same thing.
The 'cammer' was 'making progress' smoothly, using only acceleration sense, within the speed limit and correct lanes, inconveniencing no-one (as opposed to cutting in front of two vehicles within about 20 seconds, causing them both to brake).

Knob in blue Audi also failed to stop at the next red traffic light.



Edited by Cliftonite on Monday 13th October 15:49

NickM450

2,636 posts

201 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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ShaunTheSheep said:
NickM450 said:
So is my life, as a 30-something male worth less than that of a child
As a fellow 30 something male, yes.

Not worth less than an old codger though.
You really think your life is worth less than that of a child? I feel sorry for you.


Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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Being charged extra for a "roadside device" when hiring a car with a built in sat' nav'. furious

Me said:
The tyres have air in them will you charge me for that as well?

irocfan

40,545 posts

191 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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NickM450 said:
ShaunTheSheep said:
NickM450 said:
So is my life, as a 30-something male worth less than that of a child
As a fellow 30 something male, yes.

Not worth less than an old codger though.
You really think your life is worth less than that of a child? I feel sorry for you.
I suspect it's all that guff about 'potential'
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