One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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DreadUK

206 posts

132 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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The tt Passat driver in Dartford today who reversed his grungy heap in the Priory Centre car park so close to the offside of my car that I had to clamber into the passengers side to get in. Nor was it accidental, there was miles of room on his/her offside, and I mean almost half a bays worth as the next car to him/her was tiny and parked well away from the white line and the tt Passat was so close to mine not even my ultra slim 15 year old daughter could get between the cars.

It has been noted though, revenge is best served cold! I hope you're reading this you !

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Are passat drivers the new default knobs?

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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DervVW said:
Are passat drivers the new default knobs?
They are featuring a lot in here,unless it's all one bloke.

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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iva cosworth said:
DervVW said:
Are passat drivers the new default knobs?
They are featuring a lot in here,unless it's all one bloke.
thats what I was thinking... is there soneone here whos brought a passat snotter and going around winding people in this thread up??

sim72

4,945 posts

134 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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And there was me going to look at a Passat as a temporary shed today ....

DJFish

5,921 posts

263 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Is anyone familiar with the Hatfield Peveral sliproad onto the A12?

Do you ever get a 6th sense premonition type thing that the car in front is going to do something stupid?

Old woman decided to try and join a 70mph dual carriageway at about 40, fortunately I'd all but stopped at the top of the sliproad and watched it all unravel.....

It's a wonder she's managed to live this long.

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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DervVW said:
iva cosworth said:
DervVW said:
Are passat drivers the new default knobs?
They are featuring a lot in here,unless it's all one bloke.
thats what I was thinking... is there soneone here whos brought a passat snotter and going around winding people in this thread up??
Hmmm Blown2CV has sometimes complained about the lack of quality rants on here... scratchchinhehe

alpha channel

1,386 posts

162 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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DervVW said:
thats what I was thinking... is there soneone here whos brought a passat snotter and going around winding people in this thread up??
If only biggrin , it seems that Passat man is hell bent on taking over the reins as biggest bell end from the long time holders of the 3 series/2.0 TDI Audi drivers. I certainly see more aggressive, speeding arses tooling around in Passats of all ages than BMW/Audi's these days, hell an Audi driver actually gave up on an overtake on me the other day... highly unusual.

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Weekend drivers.

Just fk off you dopey, lack of awareness, unable to keep up to the speed limit, still braking for speed cameras despite driving 10mph under s.

Just do us all a favour a stay the fk at home to watch X Factor.

urquattroGus

1,847 posts

190 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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DJFish said:
Is anyone familiar with the Hatfield Peveral sliproad onto the A12?

Do you ever get a 6th sense premonition type thing that the car in front is going to do something stupid?

Old woman decided to try and join a 70mph dual carriageway at about 40, fortunately I'd all but stopped at the top of the sliproad and watched it all unravel.....

It's a wonder she's managed to live this long.
Yes use it all the time, always been a bit of a tricky one, I always hang back and also look over the bridge to see whats coming. Have seen people cock it up and stop on the end....

Definately one where good planning and then some power help....


scarble

5,277 posts

157 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Ccensoredksocket in company branded Hilux who after I made a safe and legal overtake as he was accelerating rather slowly (after he'd pulled out when I stopped to let various people in/out of side roads), decided he needed to get back at me by undertaking (and speeding, as we approached a red light) in a bus lane, shortly before it ended, as I was indicating and waiting to move over into what would not have been a bus lane when we got to that bit. Then brake checked me as we pulled away.
Polite email to employer requesting they remind their drivers of various traffic laws sent smile

g3org3y said:
Weekend drivers.
This too.

cootuk

918 posts

123 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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YF55GLV Vectra undertaking on hard shoulder on M621 just after you leave the M62
Why? They had to get to Ikea quick (about a mile away).
(Not part of the managed motorway section).

yellowjack

17,073 posts

166 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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DreadUK said:
The tt Passat driver in Dartford today who reversed his grungy heap in the Priory Centre car park so close to the offside of my car that I had to clamber into the passengers side to get in. Nor was it accidental, there was miles of room on his/her offside, and I mean almost half a bays worth as the next car to him/her was tiny and parked well away from the white line and the tt Passat was so close to mine not even my ultra slim 15 year old daughter could get between the cars.

It has been noted though, revenge is best served cold! I hope you're reading this you !
Sounds a bit like this...


...at the National Trust car park, Standon.

What's that? "Maybe it was tight on both sides?" Nope...


...and I'd only walked to the top of the short hill, and had to dash back for the camera. The big space to the left was there when this tagnut parked, so they could easily have parked it centrally in the available space. There were plenty of other empty space options too. Absolutely no need for this kind of ignorant, selfish fkwittery. None whatsoever.

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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masermartin said:
Whilst this is true, it is not unusual to see HGV drivers trying every trick in the book to conserve momentum (for obvious reasons but it still doesn't give them carte blanche to be a knob or do illegal stuff like run red lights)
That would be a reasonable point, but the HGV was stationary waiting at the r/bout entrance and deliberately moved off as we approached.

cookmysock

843 posts

201 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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an anti knob this time.

On a major freeway north of Sydney today. Everyone traveling 110-115 km/h and traffic needed to slow almost to a stop because of an incident several kilometres ahead (no matrix signs are there to give advance warning)

Mr B Double driver (large articulated lorry with 2 trailers, like a road train) obviously had good vision from his high seating point. He saw that traffic was stopping, so he changed lanes so he was straddling both left and right lanes, slowed down to become effectively a rolling road block to prevent fast moving cars from possibly not slowing and rear ending much slower moving cars (me).

Fantastic and very professional piece of driving. Thanks you!!

Blown2CV

28,780 posts

203 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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MarkRSi said:
DervVW said:
iva cosworth said:
DervVW said:
Are passat drivers the new default knobs?
They are featuring a lot in here,unless it's all one bloke.
thats what I was thinking... is there soneone here whos brought a passat snotter and going around winding people in this thread up??
Hmmm Blown2CV has sometimes complained about the lack of quality rants on here... scratchchinhehe
i always knew i'd be famous for complaining smile I've got a Golf!!

scarble

5,277 posts

157 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Blown2CV

28,780 posts

203 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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scarble said:
Indeed, and if I'm a nob because of that then I will wear that hat with pride.

carlove

7,555 posts

167 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Today I encountered a crap driver, in fact someone who shouldn't be driving.

Grey Peugeot 307.

Fist came in to park, swung in too fast and in two spaces, fat middle aged woman comes out, looks at parking and walks off, she was the only person to park in two spaces and probably had the crappiest car there.
It was a small car park and was quite busy.

We left at the same time and she reversed out without looking nearly hitting me, to say the honk of my horn made her jump is an understatement, the whole car jumped. rofl

Finally, I was about to go left to leave the car park and she comes flying behind and overtakes to go right, couldn't see to the left because of me and nearly gets hit by a Land Rover.

While doing all this her mirrors were folded in, which would probably be why she didn't see me when reversing.

Hol

8,402 posts

200 months

Monday 27th October 2014
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Blown2CV said:
Indeed, and if I'm a nob because of that then I will wear that hat with pride.
The must have hand knitted xmas present from nans everywhere this year......


...the knobble hat.





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