One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

[SistersofPercy]

charltjr said:

Only if you don't close the bonnet properly, and haven't had the "fix" done. Note that the fix is highly, highly technical and involves using some advanced technology (squirt of WD-40 on the secondary locking latch )

I used to have a Clio. I was a good little Clio owner and smothered my bonnet catch with grease every few months. Then I got the recall.
I went to Renault and out came a mechanic with a rag. He proceeded to wipe off all my lovely grease, squirt it twice with a pitiful amount of WD40 and sent me on my way.
I had to go home and grease the bloody thing up all over again.

[JagXJR]

Hol said:

Priceless!!

Ah, you seem to be one of them. Doesn't ruffle my feathers lol

[JagXJR]

scarble said:

JagXJR said:

It is just people who think they are clever indulging in being the thread topic.

Oh I'm sorry, have we hurt your feelings? Or are you generally just a very angry and agressive person?
Your conduct around cyclists hints at the latter.

Don't flatter yourself, as I said you're not clever enough! Not that it's clever winding people up, any dumb knob can do that

I'm neither agressive or aggressive, just don't tolerate fools gladly!

Not really but my comments about morons on cycles have obviously touched a nerve or two.

Think some of you need to grow up. This is the ideal thread for you though.

[waiting for pathetic, oblique comments and references to birds from the usual crowd ..................]

[AdeV]

JagXJR said:

[waiting for pathetic, oblique comments and references to birds from the usual crowd ..................]

Mmmmm.....Jennifer Lawrence...... tasty bird

[thismonkeyhere]

AdeV said:

Well, like it or lump it, I believe pedestrians have right of way (except on motorways).

Only in certain situations. Otherwise, no, get the fk out of the road.

[Hol]

JagXJR said:

Hol said:

Priceless!!

Ah, you seem to be one of them. Doesn't ruffle my feathers lol

You need to get over yourself. We all got over you a long time ago.

Stop hogging the middle lane and start using your mirrors and one day, you might reach 'normal'.

[Blown2CV]

JagXJR said:

scarble said:

JagXJR said:

It is just people who think they are clever indulging in being the thread topic.

Oh I'm sorry, have we hurt your feelings? Or are you generally just a very angry and agressive person?
Your conduct around cyclists hints at the latter.

Don't flatter yourself, as I said you're not clever enough! Not that it's clever winding people up, any dumb knob can do that

I'm neither agressive or aggressive, just don't tolerate fools gladly!

Not really but my comments about morons on cycles have obviously touched a nerve or two.

Think some of you need to grow up. This is the ideal thread for you though.

[waiting for pathetic, oblique comments and references to birds from the usual crowd ..................]

I'm not sure there's any need for comments, you're doing a very good job of painting a picture of yourself.

[JagXJR]

Hol said:

You need to get over yourself. We all got over you a long time ago.

Stop hogging the middle lane and start using your mirrors and one day, you might reach 'normal'.

Get over yourself, that's a bit rich coming from you!

Since I do both of those, don't know what you are talking about and if I'm honest not interested.

Keep taking cheap shots if you like, water off a ducks back (since we are talking birds seemed approriate).

[JagXJR]

Blown2CV said:

JagXJR said:

scarble said:

JagXJR said:

It is just people who think they are clever indulging in being the thread topic.

Oh I'm sorry, have we hurt your feelings? Or are you generally just a very angry and agressive person?
Your conduct around cyclists hints at the latter.

Don't flatter yourself, as I said you're not clever enough! Not that it's clever winding people up, any dumb knob can do that

I'm neither agressive or aggressive, just don't tolerate fools gladly!

Not really but my comments about morons on cycles have obviously touched a nerve or two.

Think some of you need to grow up. This is the ideal thread for you though.

[waiting for pathetic, oblique comments and references to birds from the usual crowd ..................]

I'm not sure there's any need for comments, you're doing a very good job of painting a picture of yourself.

This from the person who said he wasn't interested in the thread, then keeps coming back and heckling others.

Just responding to commments, if you don't like the answer don't ask the question.

Everyone is capable of reading your comments and determining whether you are trolling or not. As indeed they can do with me.

Not interested in petty arguements so if there are no comments that is fine by me

[Hol]

JagXJR said:

Hol said:

You need to get over yourself. We all got over you a long time ago.

Stop hogging the middle lane and start using your mirrors and one day, you might reach 'normal'.

Get over yourself, that's a bit rich coming from you!

Since I do both of those, don't know what you are talking about and if I'm honest not interested.

Keep taking cheap shots if you like, water off a ducks back (since we are talking birds seemed approriate).

I won't bother pointing out where you are wrong. There's not enough time in the day.

I will point out that you are a 'little-bit-slow' in understanding [sic] the whole 'Whoosh Parrot' thing.

I guess, it went over your head (in a whooshing way- like a Parrott flying above you).

[JagXJR]

SistersofPercy said:

charltjr said:

Only if you don't close the bonnet properly, and haven't had the "fix" done. Note that the fix is highly, highly technical and involves using some advanced technology (squirt of WD-40 on the secondary locking latch )

I used to have a Clio. I was a good little Clio owner and smothered my bonnet catch with grease every few months. Then I got the recall.
I went to Renault and out came a mechanic with a rag. He proceeded to wipe off all my lovely grease, squirt it twice with a pitiful amount of WD40 and sent me on my way.
I had to go home and grease the bloody thing up all over again.

If only everyone regarded maintenance the same way, some peoples idea of it is putting petrol in or having an MOT. I nominate these people as knobs. It is scary that people dont maintain their cars regularly yet are in control of vehicles that can kill!

[JagXJR]

Hol said:

JagXJR said:

Hol said:

You need to get over yourself. We all got over you a long time ago.

Stop hogging the middle lane and start using your mirrors and one day, you might reach 'normal'.

Get over yourself, that's a bit rich coming from you!

Since I do both of those, don't know what you are talking about and if I'm honest not interested.

Keep taking cheap shots if you like, water off a ducks back (since we are talking birds seemed approriate).

I won't bother pointing out where you are wrong. There's not enough time in the day.

I will point out that you are a 'little-bit-slow' in understanding [sic] the whole 'Whoosh Parrot' thing.

I guess, it went over your head (in a whooshing way- like a Parrott flying above you).

I'm not but can't be arsed to argue, so we will just have to agree to disagree.

I don't really want to understand your infantile comments (indeed wasn't even me that asked, if you could be bother to read before you waded in with both feet).

Suggest you get a girlfriend, hobby or life (or any combination of) and let me get on with mine?

Thanks.

Edited for spelling

[Negative Creep]

I'd actually like to buck the trend of this thread by saying thanks to the Shogun driver I met earlier today. Not only did you show me that the left turn lane is a far quicker way of going straight on at a roundabout, but that lovely gold ring on your middle finger as well. Top work in fighting against stereotypes!

[Frimley111R]

The bloke in the office opposite who always 'guns it' past our offices despite the fact that we are in a 'cul de sac'. He's got an F-Type R. He does it every time, its just like blatant showing off. I could do that same in my Evora S but I don't want everyone to think I am a knob like him!

[Hol]

JagXJR said:

Hol said:

JagXJR said:

Hol said:

You need to get over yourself. We all got over you a long time ago.

Stop hogging the middle lane and start using your mirrors and one day, you might reach 'normal'.

Get over yourself, that's a bit rich coming from you!

Since I do both of those, don't know what you are talking about and if I'm honest not interested.

Keep taking cheap shots if you like, water off a ducks back (since we are talking birds seemed approriate).

I won't bother pointing out where you are wrong. There's not enough time in the day.

I will point out that you are a 'little-bit-slow' in understanding [sic] the whole 'Whoosh Parrot' thing.

I guess, it went over your head (in a whooshing way- like a Parrott flying above you).

I'm not but can't be arsed to argue, so we will just have to agree to disagree.

I don't really want to understand your infantile comments (indeed wasn't even me that asked, if you could be bother to read before you waded in with both feet).

Suggest you get a girlfriend, hobby or life (or any combination of) and let me get on with mine?

Thanks.

Edited for spelling

Ill see your infantile comments and raise you on your prissy time-of-the-month comments when you waded in with the first insult.

JagXJR said:

It is just people who think they are clever indulging in being the thread topic.

I guess you have no sense (of humour).

[ORD]

Take the flirting elsewhere, guys.

[thismonkeyhere]

ORD said:

Take the flirting elsewhere, guys.

[daveinhampshire]

I submit this evidence for your consideration.

[carlove]

Me, moved over for an ambulance and knocked a parked car's mirror, thankfully no damage to either car, some of the looks I got getting out to check was incredible, "He's hit a parked car and isn't just driving off, how strange" is what I imagine they said, or "what a crap driver" is what they probably said, or both.
I felt very embarrassed.

[TheAllSeeingPie]

Plonkers who pull out on you when you're overtaking and then brake check you for being too close. Of course I'm close to you dhead, you pulled in front of me with fk all space for me to move into instead of letting me pass.