One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
Discussion
oceanview said:
When it gets to 15 c , the blokes who think its suddenly a great idea to walk around the town centre in flip flops, shorts and wife-beater/t-shirt.
I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Not to mention that neither bloke nor t-shirt have seen soap recently, hence you have to suffer a stink that a rancid polecat would be proud of I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
matchmaker said:
oceanview said:
When it gets to 15 c , the blokes who think its suddenly a great idea to walk around the town centre in flip flops, shorts and wife-beater/t-shirt.
I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Not to mention that neither bloke nor t-shirt have seen soap recently, hence you have to suffer a stink that a rancid polecat would be proud of I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
oceanview said:
When it gets to 15 c , the blokes who think its suddenly a great idea to walk around the town centre in flip flops, shorts and wife-beater/t-shirt.
I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
The scummers up here just take off their shirts when it gets slighty warm, so it could be worse for you. "It's not the Costa Del Sol, it's Newcastle high street, put your moobs and beer gut back it's it's polyester Wonga emblazoned prison please, we don't need to see that".I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
masermartin said:
matchmaker said:
oceanview said:
When it gets to 15 c , the blokes who think its suddenly a great idea to walk around the town centre in flip flops, shorts and wife-beater/t-shirt.
I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Not to mention that neither bloke nor t-shirt have seen soap recently, hence you have to suffer a stink that a rancid polecat would be proud of I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Liquid Knight said:
Pothole said:
Worst "I found a bag of drugs but was too woosy to sell them and bank a big wedge" post ever!! 
Three scenarios to consider.One/ I didn't look, find the drugs; got pulled over later and the Police find it. "It was there when I bought the car officer" would have a one in a million chance of keeping me out of prison.
Two/ I dispose or destroy it. Criminals walk the streets and the drugs they continue to sell cause misery to all concerned.
Three/ I offer to sell it back, they agree only to turn up in force and stab/shoot/bludgeon me to death because I know too much and take the drugs anyway.
Personally I feel I did the right thing and would not hesitate to do the same again.
Before Christmas there was a chap who I reported for driving like he was drunk only to find he was stoned on some of the boot full of cannabis he was transporting.
at the time I said:
Report a suspected drink driver today and save a life tomorrow.
Any bottom feeders who are offended by that or even go so far as to call me a "grass"; it's only because they have something to hide themselves. People who say "leave well alone" and "it doesn't do you any harm" are wrong. Doing nothing about it can mean you are as much to blame as those who do it. Pothole said:
Liquid Knight said:
Pothole said:
Worst "I found a bag of drugs but was too woosy to sell them and bank a big wedge" post ever!!
Three scenarios to consider.One/ I didn't look, find the drugs; got pulled over later and the Police find it. "It was there when I bought the car officer" would have a one in a million chance of keeping me out of prison.
Two/ I dispose or destroy it. Criminals walk the streets and the drugs they continue to sell cause misery to all concerned.
Three/ I offer to sell it back, they agree only to turn up in force and stab/shoot/bludgeon me to death because I know too much and take the drugs anyway.
Personally I feel I did the right thing and would not hesitate to do the same again.
Before Christmas there was a chap who I reported for driving like he was drunk only to find he was stoned on some of the boot full of cannabis he was transporting.
at the time I said:
Report a suspected drink driver today and save a life tomorrow.
Any bottom feeders who are offended by that or even go so far as to call me a "grass"; it's only because they have something to hide themselves. People who say "leave well alone" and "it doesn't do you any harm" are wrong. Doing nothing about it can mean you are as much to blame as those who do it. 
I've been receiving critique for some of my posts. (I was going to do a "judge" and "mental" smiley there but Pistonheads doesn't have a "mental" one)
matchmaker said:
masermartin said:
matchmaker said:
oceanview said:
When it gets to 15 c , the blokes who think its suddenly a great idea to walk around the town centre in flip flops, shorts and wife-beater/t-shirt.
I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Not to mention that neither bloke nor t-shirt have seen soap recently, hence you have to suffer a stink that a rancid polecat would be proud of I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Not sure about the bouncers eyesight though, he kept making a big show of checking out the toilets and yet completely failed to notice that everything was so covered in white powder you could have taken a snowboarding holiday in there.
Liquid Knight said:
Pothole said:
Liquid Knight said:
Pothole said:
Worst "I found a bag of drugs but was too woosy to sell them and bank a big wedge" post ever!!
Three scenarios to consider.One/ I didn't look, find the drugs; got pulled over later and the Police find it. "It was there when I bought the car officer" would have a one in a million chance of keeping me out of prison.
Two/ I dispose or destroy it. Criminals walk the streets and the drugs they continue to sell cause misery to all concerned.
Three/ I offer to sell it back, they agree only to turn up in force and stab/shoot/bludgeon me to death because I know too much and take the drugs anyway.
Personally I feel I did the right thing and would not hesitate to do the same again.
Before Christmas there was a chap who I reported for driving like he was drunk only to find he was stoned on some of the boot full of cannabis he was transporting.
at the time I said:
Report a suspected drink driver today and save a life tomorrow.
Any bottom feeders who are offended by that or even go so far as to call me a "grass"; it's only because they have something to hide themselves. People who say "leave well alone" and "it doesn't do you any harm" are wrong. Doing nothing about it can mean you are as much to blame as those who do it. I've been receiving critique for some of my posts. (I was going to do a "judge" and "mental" smiley there but Pistonheads doesn't have a "mental" one)
Hol said:
AdeV said:
yellowjack said:
Right. I need to vent.
And rightly so, what a bunch of knobtards. And it's sad that someone died; but, did the emergency services really need to close two entire motorways for SIX HOURS, for a single vehicle crash? Chances are the thing will be on CCTV, so surely that + the car, plus some photos of the scene, are all the police need to work out who to prosecute?Then you can have a truly justifiable moan if they come back and admit that they do it on purpose just to upset people like yourself.
A few to add
1) the woman who approached this A1 roundabout at Borehamwood in the middle lane indicating left (she went into Morrisons) despite the van outside her. All three lanes go straight on (exit 3, A1), so if you're taking exit 1 or 2 you need to be in the left lane.
2) anyone - and this phenomenon is on the increase - who indicates left when joining a roundabout of any size, as if to say, I'm going to take the roundabout clockwise today. One assumes they could indicate right and go anti-clockwise
3) everyone, yes everyone who uses the A1 / M25 roundabout at South Mimms. So many people use the middle lane (M25 Anti-clockwise) of the A1 slip to go right onto the clockwise M25 that people have now started using the left lane (DEFINITELY M25 Anti-clockwise). It's not unusual to see someone in your mirrors go from far left, to far right and back to far left before taking the exit.
1) the woman who approached this A1 roundabout at Borehamwood in the middle lane indicating left (she went into Morrisons) despite the van outside her. All three lanes go straight on (exit 3, A1), so if you're taking exit 1 or 2 you need to be in the left lane.
2) anyone - and this phenomenon is on the increase - who indicates left when joining a roundabout of any size, as if to say, I'm going to take the roundabout clockwise today. One assumes they could indicate right and go anti-clockwise
3) everyone, yes everyone who uses the A1 / M25 roundabout at South Mimms. So many people use the middle lane (M25 Anti-clockwise) of the A1 slip to go right onto the clockwise M25 that people have now started using the left lane (DEFINITELY M25 Anti-clockwise). It's not unusual to see someone in your mirrors go from far left, to far right and back to far left before taking the exit.
masermartin said:
matchmaker said:
oceanview said:
When it gets to 15 c , the blokes who think its suddenly a great idea to walk around the town centre in flip flops, shorts and wife-beater/t-shirt.
I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Not to mention that neither bloke nor t-shirt have seen soap recently, hence you have to suffer a stink that a rancid polecat would be proud of I saw one chap earlier, dressed like he was walking along a beach in 30 C Greece , rather than shopping around town on just a vaguely mild day.
Knobber!!
Tattoos obligatory.
Has anyone had a look at my Ringing Kits thread lately?
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Having an interesting chat with a kit seller who has used them himself to make his cars Tax exempt.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Having an interesting chat with a kit seller who has used them himself to make his cars Tax exempt.
Hackney said:
Hol said:
AdeV said:
yellowjack said:
Right. I need to vent.
And rightly so, what a bunch of knobtards. And it's sad that someone died; but, did the emergency services really need to close two entire motorways for SIX HOURS, for a single vehicle crash? Chances are the thing will be on CCTV, so surely that + the car, plus some photos of the scene, are all the police need to work out who to prosecute?Then you can have a truly justifiable moan if they come back and admit that they do it on purpose just to upset people like yourself.
viscountdallara said:
Knobess of a customer today.
I tried phoning her and the call went to answerphone.
2 minutes later, I receive a TEXT stating.............. 'Im driving' !!!!!!!!!!!!
6 week old baby in the car at the time too !!!
Just to play devil's advocate, you can set phones on 'driving mode' to automatically reject calls and reply with a standard text message, which might have happened I tried phoning her and the call went to answerphone.
2 minutes later, I receive a TEXT stating.............. 'Im driving' !!!!!!!!!!!!
6 week old baby in the car at the time too !!!
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