'Funny' window stickers.

'Funny' window stickers.

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defblade

7,428 posts

213 months

Saturday 7th January 2017
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ChemicalChaos said:
defblade said:
I've always wanted, in the style of this:






to stick the following to my back window:



However, I am seriously worried about returning to find my car heavily vandalised (probably when I get back from walking our dog...)
Are you Korean?
Nope, just a wind-up merchant wink

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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There used to be an old Mini lived near me with "AIRBAGS ARE FOR HOMOS" across the back window, but I haven't seen it for ages.

When I was at uni I used one of the printers in our graphics department to make one that said "Student Scum On Board" and stuck it on my car but never took a pic of it. It later disappeared with the car (Metro) when it was written off in a smash.

B'stard Child

28,368 posts

246 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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defblade said:
I've always wanted, in the style of this:



to stick the following to my back window:



However, I am seriously worried about returning to find my car heavily vandalised (probably when I get back from walking our dog...)
I always remembered it as "you can have it cold on Boxing day with pickles"

fatboy69

9,371 posts

187 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Powered By Fairy Dust.

On a Prius.

Really? WTF is that all about.

Knob.

wack

2,103 posts

206 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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In the 80s I had a moonies doll stuck to the rear passenger window , it had an air operated squezy thing , as people drove by the passenger ga quick squeeze and he'd give them an unexpected moon

I got it in America, judging by the reaction it got most people in the UK hadn't seen one before

S0updr4g0n

146 posts

111 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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thetapeworm

11,218 posts

239 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Stolen from a Facebook group I'm in...


Dave.

7,356 posts

253 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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I saw a taxi yesterday with "No passengers left in this vehicle overnight".

Coolstarybra

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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B'stard Child said:
defblade said:
I've always wanted, in the style of this:



to stick the following to my back window:



However, I am seriously worried about returning to find my car heavily vandalised (probably when I get back from walking our dog...)
I always remembered it as "you can have it cold on Boxing day with pickles"
Chinese people down the road...

A dog is for breakfast, not just for Christmas...

yellowjack

17,073 posts

166 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Unable to share it, but a friend showed me a photo taken of a laminated A4 sheet stuck in the rear window of a car. It said...


"I am a vet, so I drive like an animal.
I'm surprised to see the number of gynecologists on the roads"


...too 'passive aggressive' to be funny?

TonyG2003

257 posts

92 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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My favourite from years ago on the back of an artic

"Don't look back in anger"

Also some Oasis stickers so a bit of a fan but I like the message.

optimal909

198 posts

144 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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The best I saw was on the back of VW Vento (translated from German): NO AIRBAGS, we'll die like (real) men.

skip_1

3,460 posts

190 months

Saturday 21st January 2017
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Spotted a old Golf GT TDI in Wakefield, Driven by a middle aged chav looking lady. Had a sticker across the top of the screen saying something along the lines of 'fking fast' and a sticker on the back 'powered by fk you dust'.

What possesses people? yuck

JFReturns

3,695 posts

171 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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"Lower than your grannies nipples".

Modified Vauxhall Corsa B.

vikingaero

10,295 posts

169 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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thetapeworm said:
Stolen from a Facebook group I'm in...

I'm MAD me!

I like these signs and stickers. It enables me to instantly identify the Speshal people in life.

sutts

897 posts

148 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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'Hello Titties' sticker in the style of that 'Hello Kitty' thing in the back window of a Ford S Max.

Frumpy looking late middle aged woman driving. Just plain weird.

thetapeworm

11,218 posts

239 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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"My windows are not dirty it's my dog's art"




Q Car

138 posts

190 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Best one I ever saw was the typical 'Honk if you're horny' sticker on the back of a Fiesta and underneath in the dirt someone, presumably well known to the driver, had written 'cos my nan's a slag'...

InitialDave

11,879 posts

119 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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thetapeworm said:
"My windows are not dirty it's my dog's art"

If you've ever tried to keep up with the Sisyphean task of cleaning dog snot off windows, you'd let that one slide.

But they own a Juke, so fk 'em.

AlexRS2782

8,038 posts

213 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Spotted during lunchtime today, at The Meadows, Sandhurst, a blacked out (including alloys & illegally tinted windows) Khan bodystyled Range Rover Sport in the Pick Up / Drop Off bay. Apart from the tasteless Khan bodywork hehe it also featured various stickers on the rear screen and a novel alternative approach to a Baby On Board sign.

Instead of "Baby On Board" the sign read "Lil N****Z On Board". In addition to this the rear screen also featured stickers reading "Black Lives / Rights Matter", "F*k Da Police" and "F*k Da N***a Hataz" eek

No pics i'm afraid. I was going to attempt to do so but the late 20's occupant, who was styled like a wannabe gangsta rapper, clambered out of the car.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 6th March 22:04