'Funny' window stickers.

[DaveH23]

When I first started driving I used to see alot of vauxhall novas with 'you have been nova taken' on the back window.

[drophead]

Art0ir said:

YOLO

[PanzerCommander]

Andehh said:

"I stick to the limit" with speed cameras either sign of it.

I'd love to out that sticker on the back of a serious performance and put "I live on the limits" with skid marks instead of the camera.

I have seen a similar one to that, except instead of "I stick to the limit" it said in big bold letters "CATCHING KILLERS".

[willfinch36]

Some prat I knew of had a " My brakes are good, is your insurance?" on a Fiesta 1.25

Few weeks later he binned it into the back of his mate and wrote off both the cars...

[chrisw666]

real4star said:

I say burn any car you see with one

Driving behind a silver Fiesta (MkVI) with a window sticker that said something like

'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'

Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 fking seconds

The fact he'd reversed out of his driveway in front of me, without looking didn't help my blood pressure either

I'm glad I live in a world where people are so calm, caring and easy to wind up with an inoffensive sticker.

[MrBrightSi]

Guy was probably one of those my little pony freaks.

I sometimes wonder at the mental capacity of some that have "STAY BACK FOR THE SAKE OF MY KIDS" and stuff like that, next door neighbour who's spawned 5 and doesn't work has one. Gloated to me when he said he'd overtook a few cars in a 30 zone at 60 with his kids in the car.

[TheHeretic]

real4star said:

'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'

Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 fking seconds

Surely he has already explained this to you via the informative sticker?

[Lee540]

"My boss is a Jewish carpenter" I see that frequently?!

[chrisw666]

TheHeretic said:

real4star said:

'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'

Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 fking seconds

Surely he has already explained this to you via the informative sticker?

I like the fact that he was made angry by the drivers sex. I'd like to know why the fact the sticker was on a car driven by a man makes it more upsetting.

[Staplebug]

On a Fiesta Zetec S this morning "My other toy has tits"

[Nuttah]

A window sticker boils your piss?

WOW its a shame some people have to live in such negative pits of misery. Like attracts likes if you think so negative all the time that's what you will attract.

[tomsugden]

"Sell my 4x4? I'd rather fk the dog".

[Mr2Mike]

chrisw666 said:

I like the fact that he was made angry by the drivers sex. I'd like to know why the fact the sticker was on a car driven by a man makes it more upsetting.

Because pathetic stickers explaining that piss poor driving skills are caused by fairies do not belong on any car driven by someone with a penis.

[silverfoxcc]

One that made me smile yesterday

'Who gives a fk who's onboard'

[Art0ir]

drophead said:

Art0ir said:

YOLO

It was within the theme of the thread, non?

[TheHeretic]

Mr2Mike said:

Because pathetic stickers explaining that piss poor driving skills are caused by fairies do not belong on any car driven by someone with a penis.

It could well be his girlfriends car, or his mum's. it is a rather pointless point, really.

[SVX]

g3org3y said:

[Nuttah]

Mr2Mike said:

Because pathetic stickers explaining that piss poor driving skills are caused by fairies do not belong on any car driven by someone with a penis.

Maybe he was a camp gay guy? The point it you get angry because somebody has a sticker on their car. do you know how retarded that sounds? You are clearly insecure,miserable and angry for no reason.

I bet some people who have these stickers do it just to troll all you sad miserable bds and have a giggle to themselves when they see your miserable ugly face raging in their rear view mirror.

[Dog Star]

This will no doubt outrage those PHers who like celebrating diversity..

A few years ago I saw a sticker in a shop in Louisiana.... "If I'd known this was going to happen I'd have picked my own f--kin' cotton".

No, I didn't buy it!

[drophead]

Art0ir said:

drophead said:

Art0ir said:

YOLO

It was within the theme of the thread, non?

Just an excuse to put that meme up.

Apologies if I offended.