'Funny' window stickers.

[carmadgaz]

airbrakes said:

B'stard Child said:

"The ultimate laxative"

Ah yes, the irretrievably insane Mr Chris Williams

I've long been a fan of his exuberance and exploits with what amounts to a 800bhp bedstead - always a guaranteed crowd pleaser!

The bonnet sticker is a gem


Always a pleasure to watch this smoking around a hillclimb

[B'stard Child]

carmadgaz said:

airbrakes said:

B'stard Child said:

"The ultimate laxative"

Ah yes, the irretrievably insane Mr Chris Williams

I've long been a fan of his exuberance and exploits with what amounts to a 800bhp bedstead - always a guaranteed crowd pleaser!

The bonnet sticker is a gem


Always a pleasure to watch this smoking around a hillclimb

Thanks for the better picture

It's quite fun watching it smoke round a circuit too - my pics from Mallory Park VSCC 2007

I sometimes wonder why more people pay a fortune to watch F1 at silverstone when entertainment and value by the bucketload can be achieved rocking up to a VSCC meeting

[airbrakes]

B'stard Child said:

Thanks for the better picture

It's quite fun watching it smoke round a circuit too - my pics from Mallory Park VSCC 2007

I sometimes wonder why more people pay a fortune to watch F1 at silverstone when entertainment and value by the bucketload can be achieved rocking up to a VSCC meeting

Because they're fools! Soooo much excitement to be had from watching a battle between fast aero engined monsters and nippy good handling cyclecars, with the drivers having to properly manhandle the things to stay on the track

[Janesy B]

B'stard Child said:

Thanks for the better picture

It's quite fun watching it smoke round a circuit too - my pics from Mallory Park VSCC 2007

I sometimes wonder why more people pay a fortune to watch F1 at silverstone when entertainment and value by the bucketload can be achieved rocking up to a VSCC meeting

They're not proper motorsport fans

[smiffy180]

My partner's just bought me a "if I'm speeding it's because I need to poop" sticker, am I allowed to put it on?

[GrumpyTwig]

smiffy180 said:

My partner's just bought me a "if I'm speeding it's because I need to poop" sticker, am I allowed to put it on?

Only if you promise to drive in a constant of being at high risk of fecal escapage.

[smiffy180]

GrumpyTwig said:

Only if you promise to drive in a constant of being at high risk of fecal escapage.

With the amount of food I eat normally yes

[Negative Creep]

B'stard Child said:

carmadgaz said:

airbrakes said:

B'stard Child said:

"The ultimate laxative"

Ah yes, the irretrievably insane Mr Chris Williams

I've long been a fan of his exuberance and exploits with what amounts to a 800bhp bedstead - always a guaranteed crowd pleaser!

The bonnet sticker is a gem


Always a pleasure to watch this smoking around a hillclimb

Thanks for the better picture

It's quite fun watching it smoke round a circuit too - my pics from Mallory Park VSCC 2007

I sometimes wonder why more people pay a fortune to watch F1 at silverstone when entertainment and value by the bucketload can be achieved rocking up to a VSCC meeting

Saw that at the Retro Rides Gathering last year. One of the most incredible engine notes I've ever heard - like God clearing his throat

[airbrakes]

Negative Creep said:

Saw that at the Retro Rides Gathering last year. One of the most incredible engine notes I've ever heard - like God clearing his throat

You should see hear his latest creation.....

[carmadgaz]

B'stard Child said:

Thanks for the better picture

It's quite fun watching it smoke round a circuit too - my pics from Mallory Park VSCC 2007

I sometimes wonder why more people pay a fortune to watch F1 at silverstone when entertainment and value by the bucketload can be achieved rocking up to a VSCC meeting

Mine were Loton last month, looks like he's fiddled with the exhaust between pics. Nice to see the Thunderbug in the Mallory shot too, saw that for the first time at Loton as Mark's usual toy (the Darracq) is broken after a road accident

[airbrakes]

carmadgaz said:

Mine were Loton last month, looks like he's fiddled with the exhaust between pics. Nice to see the Thunderbug in the Mallory shot too, saw that for the first time at Loton as Mark's usual toy (the Darracq) is broken after a road accident

Oh no! What happened to it? Anyway, he always used to race the Thunderbug at Loton before getting the Darracq finished. Makes a good show of it as well, drifting the tiny little thing around. God knows how much vibration it must produce with that 4.2 V-twin! Does he still have its big brother Curtiss-powered Vitesse as well?

As for the Napier Bentley having its exhausts fiddled - thats to do with noise regulations. At noisy events like Oulton Park's Hawthorn Trophy, or the Cholmondeley Pageant of Power, he is allowed to run the car with bare exhaust stubs so we get maximum noise, smoke and flames. But for other events such as hillclimbs, he has to run it with those rather convoluted silencer cans to muffle it to a mere rumble.

[carreauchompeur]

Staplebug said:

On a Fiesta Zetec S this morning "My other toy has tits"

...and is 15.

And my sister.

[Axel350Z]

Saw one on the back window of an old Merc...

"No airbags. We die like real men!"

[Plastic chicken]

Inspired by the Fiat Strada ads of the early eighties, my rear window sticker was:

Designed by computer.
Built by robots.
Driven by a moron.

[carmadgaz]

airbrakes said:

carmadgaz said:

Mine were Loton last month, looks like he's fiddled with the exhaust between pics. Nice to see the Thunderbug in the Mallory shot too, saw that for the first time at Loton as Mark's usual toy (the Darracq) is broken after a road accident

Oh no! What happened to it? Anyway, he always used to race the Thunderbug at Loton before getting the Darracq finished. Makes a good show of it as well, drifting the tiny little thing around. God knows how much vibration it must produce with that 4.2 V-twin! Does he still have its big brother Curtiss-powered Vitesse as well?

As for the Napier Bentley having its exhausts fiddled - thats to do with noise regulations. At noisy events like Oulton Park's Hawthorn Trophy, or the Cholmondeley Pageant of Power, he is allowed to run the car with bare exhaust stubs so we get maximum noise, smoke and flames. But for other events such as hillclimbs, he has to run it with those rather convoluted silencer cans to muffle it to a mere rumble.

I heard some daft bint pulled across in front of him and he T-boned her. How the hell you can't see or hear a 25l V8 monster heading in your direction is beyond me!

Was the first time I'd seen the Thunderbug, awesome little toy, he does like to throw them around.

Not the only car to have silencers fitted, they just looked so integral I thought he'd modified the front part permanently. Learn something new every day

[theironduke]

airbrakes said:

Negative Creep said:

Saw that at the Retro Rides Gathering last year. One of the most incredible engine notes I've ever heard - like God clearing his throat

You should see hear his latest creation.....

Christ on a bike!!! Details!?

[Mastodon2]

I saw one the other day in the back of some stupid pensioner MPV thing, "Proud grandparents, now back the fk off", they had printed it themselves and laminated it. Rather than think "I should take care around these people, they really care for their grandkids", my first and last thought was "What a fking knob" as I overtook him.

[juliethotel]

Thanks to this thread for helping me remember:

'My Dad says condoms don't work'

It was on a metro I think, many years ago.

[Blayney]

My Aunt bought my father a sign that says "if you can read this, I've lost my caravan".

Not very funny on its own, however it was mildly amusing in the back of his smartcar.

[Westy Pre-Lit]