'Funny' window stickers.

[911mick]

I had a mk4 cortina in the '80's and stuck "my girlfriend has the greatest body I've come across" sticker in it.
When I went round my nans she saw it and said "oh isn't that a lovely thing to say about Mandy!!!! Awkward.

[gubbabump]

911mick said:

I had a mk4 cortina in the '80's and stuck "my girlfriend has the greatest body I've come across" sticker in it.
When I went round my nans she saw it and said "oh isn't that a lovely thing to say about Mandy!!!! Awkward.

reminds me of a sticker I had once, it read:

" I came on Eileen"

[Morningside]

Back in the mid 80s a friend of mine got his Morris 1100 stolen and torched in a car park.
Car was a total charred mess, all the windows were soot black and the only thing showing was the sticker:

"Don't laugh, it may be your daughter in here"

Still makes me shudder now.

[matt5791]

Saw this on the back of a van the other day:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/110958067560?lpid=8...

[Ari]

FFS.

[drophead]

HPSauce said:

drophead said:

YOLO

[zebra]

Ari said:

FFS.

Is your 'FFS' the fact that you have now realised that this sticker was covered on page 11?

[Stinkfoot]

On a battered white parcels delivery Transit although no pic. "warning - vehicle may make sudden stops". No st Sherlock !

Edited by Stinkfoot on Monday 2nd December 16:12

[beko1987]

SuperHangOn said:

Spotted one of these the other day, a true classic.

I have one of those on my car...

[CampDavid]

[HPSauce]

drophead said:

[HPSauce]

drophead said:

[B'stard Child]

HPSauce said:

good holiday then?

any chance you can just do single posts and forget about driving your post count up with duplicate posts?

[HAB]

CampDavid said:

I want one of these, where do I get it?

[AlexRS2782]

2 today (both on what I guess were meant to be green-lane modified 4x4's)

On the Discovery - TEAM DILLIGAF
On the FourTrack - TEAM RETARD

Now I know what DILLIGAF stands for as an acronym, but I'm not exactly sure why you'd want to drive around advertising the fact you're a retard on your 4x4 but hey ho.

[ouch]

spotted on a few serious 4x4s (serious in that they've got all the kit and it's been used)..

On the bullbars in smallish writing: "I bet you're thinking I've got a small penis"

On the tow bar: "Your skid ends here, smile as you go under!"

Personally I don't like stickers in/on my car, there's usually always a scenario where something that you think might be funny is actually just stupid.

[devnull]

A couple of weeks back in deepest somerset, a Hillman Avenger parked next to me - it was so it was old, rattly, smoky, and there were rust holes so large in sills, I have no idea how it was allowed on the road, there was no way it could pass an MOT in its state. It had stickers all over it with the three arrow recycling sign that said 'extended life recycling' on it.

[minimad69]

I was making a lot of novelty stickers after uni for a bit of extra cash.
The best seller was easily "i'm only speeding because I need a poo"


I was selling all of the worst ones, powered by fairy dust etc. Managed to sell a few "powered by cocaine" and 75% was posted to Essex.

Nope, didn't have any of my stickers on my cars.

[carpetsoiler]

Very much guilty.





I like them. They reflect my sense of humour- childish and puerile.

If anyone has a circa 2000 National Trust/English Heritage sticker laying around, that'd be just gravy. I need one to accompany my 'Royal Yacht Club 2000' sticker.

[DUMBO100]

I worked with a guy who drove a heavily modified Citroen Saxo VTS on which he had dropped the suspension by 20 mm. Not a sticker but on the small letters on the bottom of his private registration plate read "lower than your Granny's nipples" try not to see that image as you read this