'Funny' window stickers.

'Funny' window stickers.

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Leptons

5,113 posts

175 months

Friday 6th December 2013
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DUMBO100 said:
I worked with a guy who drove a heavily modified Citroen Saxo VTS on which he had dropped the suspension by 20 mm. Not a sticker but on the small letters on the bottom of his private registration plate read "lower than your Granny's nipples" try not to see that image as you read this
A whole 20 mm ?! Wow

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Friday 6th December 2013
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Leptons said:
DUMBO100 said:
I worked with a guy who drove a heavily modified Citroen Saxo VTS on which he had dropped the suspension by 20 mm. Not a sticker but on the small letters on the bottom of his private registration plate read "lower than your Granny's nipples" try not to see that image as you read this
A whole 20 mm ?! Wow
Exactly - his Grans nips can't have hung that low then hehegetmecoat

If he wanted to make that slogan work, the least he could have done was ensure the car was actually lowered to the point the springs had been chopped & it was scraping the sump as it went along (like pretty much all the other ones*) hehe

  • Except the one sat on my drive (albeit with a dead engine) which was also lowered sensibly by it's previous young owner eek so at least some of them have common sense hehe

Eighteeteewhy

7,259 posts

167 months

Monday 9th December 2013
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This made me chuckle...



Where as this actually made a little bit of sick enter my mouth...

Silent1

19,761 posts

234 months

Monday 9th December 2013
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Eighteeteewhy said:
This made me chuckle...



Where as this actually made a little bit of sick enter my mouth...
you'll have to explain the 2nd one, i have no idea what it's about.

irocfan

40,152 posts

189 months

Monday 9th December 2013
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The previous owner of my Dodge Rumblebee had the sticker "Environmentally unfriendly vehicle - doing my bit for global warming" - which truth be told I really liked.... obviously someone else didn't as it was scratched off one day

Megaflow

9,345 posts

224 months

Monday 9th December 2013
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100 IAN said:
A good few years back i visited my mum who was horrified that the chap next door had a sticker in the back of his car proclaiming he had a "Big Knob"

When i left I had a look at the neighbour's car and the sticker read "Fat Willy's Surf Shack"

Used to see those quite regularly, wondered whether the place still exists so i googled it and it does. Also came back with image of one of their old car stickers.



It does indeed still exist. There is actually two, I went in a bought a t-shirt & sticker earlier this year. The sticker was for the Elise, but the rear wind is plastic and it wouldn't stick for love nor money.

cry

Riley Blue

20,915 posts

225 months

Monday 9th December 2013
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Silent1 said:
you'll have to explain the 2nd one, i have no idea what it's about.
A couple who see themselves as a 'team' and feel the need to advertise the fact?

Silent1

19,761 posts

234 months

Monday 9th December 2013
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Riley Blue said:
Silent1 said:
you'll have to explain the 2nd one, i have no idea what it's about.
A couple who see themselves as a 'team' and feel the need to advertise the fact?
ah ok, i took it as it being something like that schoolgirl that eloped with her teacher and he was aluding to the fact he supported the teacher.

100 IAN

1,091 posts

161 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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In the car park at Goodwood FoS today.

As i left the same car was a couple of cars ahead of me on the road (minus the 'Taxi' sign), i was tempted to phone him and tell him to get a move on but then he did a suicidal overtake approaching a bend, starting the manoeuvre within the 'pull-in arrows' ............... result was that he made just 1x car length in a line of 50+ cars!

MontyC

538 posts

167 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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cootuk

918 posts

122 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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The Volvo "Prancing Moose" was a good sticker imho

Pit Pony

8,265 posts

120 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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http://dmmclimbing.com/pro-team/

Click on the DMM logo - I have one in my rear window

Climb Now Work Later.

Kinky

39,368 posts

268 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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This one always makes me smile and chuckle.

As does the owner thumbup



Apologies if it's already been posted

lord trumpton

7,320 posts

125 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Kinky said:
This one always makes me smile and chuckle.

As does the owner thumbup



Apologies if it's already been posted
Sorry, but what is it that makes you chuckle? I can't see what is funny. Am I missing something? smile

Kinky

39,368 posts

268 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Sense of humour failure? Are you on the right forum? The Daily Mail site is over there ----->

lord trumpton

7,320 posts

125 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Kinky said:
Sense of humour failure? Are you on the right forum? The Daily Mail site is over there ----->
I just don't understand what is meant by ' I only brake for cake'


Pit Pony

8,265 posts

120 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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lord trumpton said:
I just don't understand what is meant by ' I only brake for cake'
I slow down for horses (Which don't taste as nice as CAKE)



I once had a Dymo label on my number plate that said "I'd rather be dead than driving a Picasso"

Disastrous

10,072 posts

216 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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lord trumpton said:
Kinky said:
Sense of humour failure? Are you on the right forum? The Daily Mail site is over there ----->
I just don't understand what is meant by ' I only brake for cake'
Same here. Is it just the same as putting "I like cake" on the car? If so, I don't get it.

AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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The size of the sticker on the rear of that Mk2 FRS reminds me of the "On A Mission" stickers that used to grace many a rear screen back in the '90's.

Tim Netherton

452 posts

239 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you are a

I'm sure it was on the back of some very sad old MPV.