'Funny' window stickers.

[Captainawesome]

On a nicely modded golf in pink writing 'you've just been overtaken by a girl!'

[tbc]

On the back of a Skoda Citigo a 9in sq sticker

"HOWS MY DRIVING?"
"TELL MY MUM"
"SHE WORRIES"

[vanordinaire]

As a counter to all these 'baby on board' stickers, I laughed at 'brat in the back, c@#t in the front', but I agree with the OP, most 'funny' stickers mark you out as not very sophisticated.

[lord trumpton]

'No pies are left in this vehicle overnight'

Ha ha how amusing! So funny I nearly fell of my dinosaur

[MagneticMeerkat]

I don't think it was intended that way but I saw a sticker on the back of a van that read 'Nothing of Value Left in Vehicle' or similar. Then van was, in fact, a private ambulance and was pulling into a crematorium.

For those that don't know, Undertakers often use black vans to transport corpses around, to and from the morgue etc. - hearses are only for the ceremonial bit.

On another note I've always wanted a black American van with a red stripe so I can have a sticker made that says 'No Fools Left in Vehicle'

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Have we had the Jeremy Clarkson window sticker yet?

Back when Unleaded Petrol started to become wide-spread, there were some petrol stations giving away window stickers about embracing the new fuel.

One garage had a sticker that proclaimed 'I Love Lead Free!'

Clarkson cut the end off the sticker, and put it in his daily drive, so it read 'I Love Lead'

Got some stick from various people, apparently

[Who me ?]

Best one I've seen recently was on what I believe to be a contractor using his car for parcel delivery "No cash held in vehicle, driver is married"

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

[quote=Who me ?]Best one I've seen recently was on what I believe to be a contractor using his car for parcel delivery "No cash held in vehicle, driver is married"
[/quote]



A mate (and fellow PH'er) is currently restoring / customising an American '50's Ford pickup, with a V8 etc.

Said he's gonna have a sticker made up for the back which reads 'No Banjos left in this vehicle overnight....'

[Kinky]

[Clivey]

On a hearse: "One Life. Live It."

On a builder's van: "The only tools in this vehicle are the driver...and his mate."

[Moonhawk]

SVX said:

g3org3y said:

I dare you to put one of these signs next to it

[Fastpedeller]

One of the best I've seen was on the back of an Ultima (someone here?)
"bks to the Planet - save the V8"

Great - Unfortunately my camera batteries failed at the time!

[MagneticMeerkat]

lord trumpton said:

Kinky said:

Sense of humour failure? Are you on the right forum? The Daily Mail site is over there ----->

I just don't understand what is meant by ' I only brake for cake'

When he or she sees a cake - generally a baked confectionary product with a sponge like texture, the brakes are applied. Cake tends to be sweet, although there are more savoury versions, and can be found at weddings, birthdays, parties and even on the side in the office. Brakes are things fitted to a car, bike, truck or other wheeled vehicle and are used to slow down by converting kinetic energy into heat via friction.

Ergo: said car passes a venue proffering cake: bakery, restaurant, wedding party etc. The driver, on seeing this, applies the brakes in order to lower the vehicle's speed. He or she ONLY does this upon sight of a cake vendor. At other times the car remains in a state of constant motion.

Good enough?

[thenortherner]

Disastrous said:

lord trumpton said:

Kinky said:

Sense of humour failure? Are you on the right forum? The Daily Mail site is over there ----->

I just don't understand what is meant by ' I only brake for cake'

Same here. Is it just the same as putting "I like cake" on the car? If so, I don't get it.

You're not missing anything. It's a sh*t attempt at being humorous/attention whoring.

Much like the guy I saw at a Sunday Service who put a petrol canister with a 'humorous' message in front of his car, then trotted off to watch in the shadows people finding it all so funny. It really, really wasn't.

[briSk]

I found a genius one on ebay (it was actually nicely done not just dodgy white vynal (TM) that I want if I ever get sonething actually quick.. Or a track shed:
"This car goes quicker than a smackhead's giro"

[AlexRS2782]

Spotted a black Volvo V40 on the Blackwater Valley RR in Surrey on Friday, driven by a bloke in his 30's, with various stickers on the rear bumper & screen.

The largest being:

I (heart shape graphic) blowjobs.
Honk if you want to suck my cock.
I love dogging.
wes love to drink my spunk.

[GaryNoGrip]

My favourite, 'you can go fast but I can go anywhere!'

Get out of my fking way then!

[lord trumpton]

AlexRS2782 said:

Spotted a black Volvo V40 on the Blackwater Valley RR in Surrey on Friday, driven by a bloke in his 30's, with various stickers on the rear bumper & screen.

The largest being:

I (heart shape graphic) blowjobs.
Honk if you want to suck my cock.
I love dogging.
wes love to drink my spunk.

Sounds like a right wker

[Dr Interceptor]

AlexRS2782 said:

Spotted a black Volvo V40 on the Blackwater Valley RR in Surrey on Friday, driven by a bloke in his 30's, with various stickers on the rear bumper & screen.

The largest being:

I (heart shape graphic) blowjobs.
Honk if you want to suck my cock.
I love dogging.
wes love to drink my spunk.

That's just wrong! I can imagine that causing awkward questions when cars full of children pull up behind it at traffic lights.

[g3org3y]

Moonhawk said:

SVX said:

g3org3y said:

I dare you to put one of these signs next to it

Tempting!

The sign I mean...not the children!!!