'Funny' window stickers.

[budfox]

mrtwisty said:

Not sure what the blobs on the left are meant to be?

I thought it was some kind of sanitary product.

[budfox]

Eighteeteewhy said:

This made me chuckle...


Where as this actually made a little bit of sick enter my mouth...

Words cannot describe my hatred for the kind of person that would not only make such a thing, but display it in a car.

[budfox]

lord trumpton said:

budfox said:

I saw something on another forum (think it was another forum, might have been here).

Sticker that reads: "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father"

(Needs a bit of thinking about).

I've ordered one for my new Z4 (Seriously).

Go on then, help me out. I just don't get it

It's a spoiler.

[robinessex]

J4CKO said:

andySC said:

BACK OFF ! SHOW DOGS IN TRANSIT.

I really hate that one, of all the st ones, that is the sttest, I destest that anyone shows their dog, I mean, its a dog, it should be chasing Squirells, rolling in st, barking, pissing, dumping, humping and doing all manner of doggy stuff. It shouldnt be stuck in a crate being carried up and down the country and all ponced up, sat on a table while some old farts decide whether its any good, it is a dog, by definition its awesome.

Therefore this sticker annoys me, the fact its a "SHOW DOG", it is no better or more important than anyone elses dog and the implication that I may crash into it if not warned that there is potential Crufts winner in there insults my intelligence, I know that if anyone has that on their car they are a grade one knob socket.

My dog does all of those thing, often simultaneously. She qualifies for her pic here by means of the neck decoration, put there one xmas evening by drunk daughter after a night out with the girls.

[JuanGandini]

arfur sleep said:

Stuck to a Mazda MPV

Wow. Woeful spelling too. Absolute drivel.

[Europa1]

robinessex said:

J4CKO said:

andySC said:

BACK OFF ! SHOW DOGS IN TRANSIT.

I really hate that one, of all the st ones, that is the sttest, I destest that anyone shows their dog, I mean, its a dog, it should be chasing Squirells, rolling in st, barking, pissing, dumping, humping and doing all manner of doggy stuff. It shouldnt be stuck in a crate being carried up and down the country and all ponced up, sat on a table while some old farts decide whether its any good, it is a dog, by definition its awesome.

Therefore this sticker annoys me, the fact its a "SHOW DOG", it is no better or more important than anyone elses dog and the implication that I may crash into it if not warned that there is potential Crufts winner in there insults my intelligence, I know that if anyone has that on their car they are a grade one knob socket.

My dog does all of those thing, often simultaneously. She qualifies for her pic here by means of the neck decoration, put there one xmas evening by drunk daughter after a night out with the girls.

Oh god, I'd forgotten about "Show dogs in transit" stickers. They really yanked my chain - normally I wouldn't condone tailgating, but those stickers gave me an almost uncontrollable urge to drive as close as possible, with headlights on.

[Tribal Chestnut]

JuanGandini said:

Wow. Woeful spelling too. Absolute drivel.

I doubt you and Arfur would have such a problem if the driver was a hottie. Should be ashamed of yourselves!

[carl_w]

budfox said:

Eighteeteewhy said:

This made me chuckle...


Where as this actually made a little bit of sick enter my mouth...

Words cannot describe my hatred for the kind of person that would not only make such a thing, but display it in a car.

I hope I'm not repeating myself (can't find the original post) but it's in Comic Sans too.

[kiethton]

Following a micra through the City at about midday on a Sunday a few weeks back, had a sticker on the back along the lines of "overtaking is dangerous blah blah Brake derived crap" I overtook it immediately afterwards...I didn't die!

[lord trumpton]

budfox said:

lord trumpton said:

budfox said:

I saw something on another forum (think it was another forum, might have been here).

Sticker that reads: "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father"

(Needs a bit of thinking about).

I've ordered one for my new Z4 (Seriously).

Go on then, help me out. I just don't get it

It's a spoiler.

??????

You saw a sticker with "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father" on it? And it's a spoiler?

Sorry but it makes no sense whatsoever to me. A complete whooooosh

[anonymous-user]

I must be getting old. WTF does "Don't be jel, be reem" mean? Sticker in some stty corsa I've seen a few times recently.

[carl_w]

charltjr said:

I must be getting old. WTF does "Don't be jel, be reem" mean? Sticker in some stty corsa I've seen a few times recently.

It's a TOWIE reference. (Or so I've heard.)

[groundcontrol]

charltjr said:

I must be getting old. WTF does "Don't be jel, be reem" mean? Sticker in some stty corsa I've seen a few times recently.

'Don't be a hair styling product from the 90s, be a large stack of paper'

Misspelling not withstanding.

[carl_w]

lord trumpton said:

??????

You saw a sticker with "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father" on it? And it's a spoiler?

Sorry but it makes no sense whatsoever to me. A complete whooooosh

So, a "spoiler" is when you reveal a plot twist or the results of the football on the Internet or elsewhere.

And a "spoiler" is the wing on the back of a car.

So by putting the text on the back of the car, he's put a spoiler on the back of the car.

[feef]

carl_w said:

lord trumpton said:

??????

You saw a sticker with "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father" on it? And it's a spoiler?

Sorry but it makes no sense whatsoever to me. A complete whooooosh

So, a "spoiler" is when you reveal a plot twist or the results of the football on the Internet or elsewhere.

And a "spoiler" is the wing on the back of a car.

So by putting the text on the back of the car, he's put a spoiler on the back of the car.

I wonder if he's got one of these in the boot too...

[lord trumpton]

carl_w said:

lord trumpton said:

??????

You saw a sticker with "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father" on it? And it's a spoiler?

Sorry but it makes no sense whatsoever to me. A complete whooooosh

So, a "spoiler" is when you reveal a plot twist or the results of the football on the Internet or elsewhere.

And a "spoiler" is the wing on the back of a car.

So by putting the text on the back of the car, he's put a spoiler on the back of the car.

Right. Thanks for that

As jokes go, that's far too stretched

[GTIAlex]

[jogger1976]

[ezi]

GTIAlex said:

I quite like that one

[DUMBO100]

I saw a wrecked old fiesta today with a sticker saying "life's a bh.so am I" I was tempted to run her off the road