'Funny' window stickers.

[oceanview]

"Wanted; Young person to train as a mudflap. Must be flexible and willing to travel."

[GoneAnon]

I saw a "UKOK" sticker yesterday.

[Ahimoth]

There's a car parked around here occasionally with a sticker that reads:

"I'm a closet homosexual. I shag cupboards."

I don't even slightly get it.

[AlexRS2782]

A massive luminous orange sticker reading "OLLI" stuck on the rear screen of a blue Freelander (which wasn't kitted up for offroading I should add) in Aldershot today.

Took me a while to realise it stood for One Life Live It

[N3vins]

I saw this sticker on the back of a stty chavvy Corsa the other night
And it was actually parked in a disabled bay and showing no blue badge, the bloody cheek of some people!

[Bodo]

[Who me ?]

N3vins said:

I saw this sticker on the back of a stty chavvy Corsa the other night
And it was actually parked in a disabled bay and showing no blue badge, the bloody cheek of some people!

Used to know a disabled lady, who carried A4 stickers with "you have my space -would you like my disability" , which she's stick to this sort of car's windscreen . TBH, I'm tempted to do likewise to this sort.

i've seen two which I like - one was on young lass next door's first car "Never drive faster than your angel can fly" . I wondered often if her angel had an ex Concord engine under each wing .
Other was "got this car for the wife- I consider it a fair swap".

Edited by Who me ? on Thursday 30th April 22:19

[getawayturtle]

briSk said:

I found a genius one on ebay (it was actually nicely done not just dodgy white vynal (TM) that I want if I ever get sonething actually quick.. Or a track shed:
"This car goes quicker than a smackhead's giro"

I've seen this on a red classic shape Impreza near me, non turbo version, naturally.

[carpetsoiler]

jogger1976 said:

I have this one...

[anonymous-user]

I want that. So many stick figure families on cars around here.

Congratulations, you managed to breed. How proud you must be.

[carpetsoiler]

charltjr said:

I want that. So many stick figure families on cars around here.

Congratulations, you managed to breed. How proud you must be.

There's a brilliant one at work where there's a dad, a gap, and then two kids... divorced dad special, it's a kind of Schadenfreude to enjoy it but I don't care...

[grumpy52]

This vehicle slows down for wes .

[DUMBO100]

[MC Bodge]

My junior school friends and I were always amused by the sticker in a local car in the 80s that read,
"Sex instructor. First lesson free"

[CR6ZZ]

[Pints]

I recently saw this one on a Golf.

[krarkol]

I was behind an M3 once which had the sticker "Official Speed Camera test vehicle" with the speed camera symbol next to it.

I found it amusing, even more so when my friend in the passenger genuinely thought it was real and said "I'd love to do that job"

[EnglishTony]

[carmadgaz]

EnglishTony said:

Got a pair of mates with these on the back of their (now old cars). Only have pics of 2 of them...

[smithyithy]

'Because....' is a stty trend I'm seeing more on young lads cars.

'BecauseHeadGasket' in pink, vertically down the windscreen of a tatty MG ZR round the corner from me.

'Because Vauxhall' on a windscreen banner of a white Ltd Ed Corsa.