'Funny' window stickers.

'Funny' window stickers.

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Fubar1977

916 posts

140 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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TheHeretic said:
Calm down Winston. How about we burn the terminal vein popping angry brigade? wink
Because that would only leave about 6 or 7 people on PH wink

McSam

6,753 posts

175 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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SVX said:
g3org3y said:
hehe
+1 biggrin

Mansilla

48 posts

138 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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I enjoyed, in the style of the tool company

Snap-Off
Because it's French

On a jacked up 106 with bright orange wheels.

DaMasterMind

57 posts

135 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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I find it hard to comprehend how people can genuinely rage over a bumper sticker. I can't imagine driving along and seeing a silly bumper sticker and actually getting mad or angry. If that happens to you i honestly think you are not right in the head.

aka_kerrly

12,417 posts

210 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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SVX said:
g3org3y said:
hehe
Mildly amusing a few years ago but hardly the pinnacle of funny once everyone stuck the sticker on without a clue of the story behind it.

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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aka_kerrly said:
SVX said:
g3org3y said:
hehe
Mildly amusing a few years ago but hardly the pinnacle of funny once everyone stuck the sticker on without a clue of the story behind it.
Family friendly estate with teddy bear sticker, what's not to like? Right? Those that know about it, get it. Those that don't, don't.

Anyway, just for you Kerrly, to show I take my bears seriously wink


otolith

56,026 posts

204 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Mr2Mike said:
chrisw666 said:
I like the fact that he was made angry by the drivers sex. I'd like to know why the fact the sticker was on a car driven by a man makes it more upsetting.
Because pathetic stickers explaining that piss poor driving skills are caused by fairies do not belong on any car driven by someone with a penis.
The sticker means "If you tailgate me, I will brake for no apparent reason". It's a variation on "I brake for hallucinations", not a variation on "powered by fairydust".

scottyrocks

170 posts

134 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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I don't care for these in all their incarnations:



Although it is kind of funny that I know everyone in the family before I meet them.

Mr Wolf

252 posts

137 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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g3org3y said:
Family friendly teddy bear on my touring. smile

Hmmm the bear thing just ain't funny son, take it out and stop being silly. How could anything related to pedophillia even be remotely funny?

If you spent a bit more time practicing parking then at least you wouldn't look like a complete douche. fk me who parked that for you? The wife or the bear?


Edited by Mr Wolf on Monday 18th February 06:34

Mastodon2

13,825 posts

165 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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I agree on Pedobear, some people think it's witty and subversive, as if it's ironic to advertise being a paedophile if in fact you are not one. But as with so many in jokes, those who don't recognise it won't look twice, those who do recognise it just think you are in Glitter's gang.

One family of stickers that amuses me are ones advertising how low a car us, usually with phrased like "lower than your gran's nipples" or "down and out". The best bit is that they are usually seen on cars that are at, or very close to standard ride height anyway.

Edited by Mastodon2 on Monday 18th February 07:34

LovelyTia

553 posts

180 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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I have a few on my car. On the front windscreen (passenger side) but out of my view/the sweep of the windscreen wipers.
They are the zombieland rules. Enjoy the little things, limber up and seatbelts.
Thought they were quite applicable and haven't seen anyone else with them either.

yellowjack

17,074 posts

166 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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tomsugden said:
"Sell my 4x4? I'd rather fk the dog".
HaHa!

I saw one of those on the back of a 'Rover (It's NOT a "Landy". Never Ever Ever. ALWAYS a 'Rover) in Farnham the other day. Amongst a load of equally crap stickers all over the back of it. When I got alongside the thing in the one-way system, I couldn't help thinking that the driver looked like he already did.

Harry Flashman

19,331 posts

242 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Dog Star said:
This will no doubt outrage those PHers who like celebrating diversity..

A few years ago I saw a sticker in a shop in Louisiana.... "If I'd known this was going to happen I'd have picked my own f--kin' cotton".

No, I didn't buy it!
Wow. That's pretty controversial!

Bear Phils

891 posts

136 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Mr Wolf said:
Hmmm the bear thing just ain't funny son, take it out and stop being silly. How could anything related to pedophillia even be remotely funny?

If you spent a bit more time practicing parking then at least you wouldn't look like a complete douche. fk me who parked that for you? The wife or the bear?


Edited by Mr Wolf on Monday 18th February 06:34
Someone's in a good mood this morning

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Mr Wolf said:
g3org3y said:
Family friendly teddy bear on my touring. smile

Hmmm the bear thing just ain't funny son, take it out and stop being silly. How could anything related to pedophillia even be remotely funny?

If you spent a bit more time practicing parking then at least you wouldn't look like a complete douche. fk me who parked that for you? The wife or the bear?


Edited by Mr Wolf on Monday 18th February 06:34
Thanks, mental note made. smile

Regarding your question - very easily. See Brass Eye or Monkey Dust's Paedofinder General for examples.

Thanks for the douche comment (are you American?), t'was a rather tight underground hotel carpark (complete with a rather cool moving grid in front of these space). What you don't see (apart from the edge of a shadow) on the right is an X5 complete with baby seat (irony huh!?) so though I'd do the driver a favour and give them a touch more room on that side (or perhaps I was subconsciously/selfishly wanting to protect my car). But, genuine thanks for your concern.


Mastodon2 said:
I agree on Pedobear, some people think it's witty and subversive, as if it's ironic to advertise being a paedophile if in fact you are not one. But as with so many in jokes, those who don't recognise it won't look twice, those who do recognise it just think you are in Glitter's gang.


...or special educational requirements.

I don't think further explanation is required.

SMcP114

2,916 posts

192 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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g3org3y said:
Family friendly teddy bear on my touring. smile



I get the impression you're somewhat of a David Brent type?


g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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SMcP114 said:
I get the impression you're somewhat of a David Brent type?
Only when it comes to my dancing (genuinely bad) but as above, thank you for your concern. thumbup

zippyprorider

732 posts

206 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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g3org3y said:
Family friendly estate with teddy bear sticker, what's not to like? Right? Those that know about it, get it. Those that don't, don't.

Anyway, just for you Kerrly, to show I take my bears seriously wink

I think it's a bit wrong, I joke about most things but that's a bit gross, I just don't get who you think would look at that and think "what a great joke" Before you say it I get it it's just IMHO not funny.


yellowjack

17,074 posts

166 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Harry Flashman said:
Dog Star said:
This will no doubt outrage those PHers who like celebrating diversity..

A few years ago I saw a sticker in a shop in Louisiana.... "If I'd known this was going to happen I'd have picked my own f--kin' cotton".

No, I didn't buy it!
Wow. That's pretty controversial!
Louisiana resident in "I didn't want a black President" Shocker!

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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otolith said:
The sticker means "If you tailgate me, I will brake for no apparent reason". It's a variation on "I brake for hallucinations", not a variation on "powered by fairydust".
So basically it says "I'm an utter tt"