'Funny' window stickers.

'Funny' window stickers.

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WJNB

2,637 posts

162 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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To combat tailgaters & exhaust sniffers I have a invisible rear window sticker which says:

THE CLOSER YOU COME THE SLOWER I GO

as I slow to walking pace it 'drives' 'em mad especially when there are no overtaking possibilities.

morgrp

4,128 posts

199 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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"Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car."

WJNB

2,637 posts

162 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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Window stickers whether funny or otherwise are an excellent brain window, allowing an insight into the intellect of the driver. This allows you to amend your driving style whilst in close proximity, which usually means leaving a WIDE margin for their errors or intentional obstructive manners. Am only too happy to back off & let them irritate & inconvenience others.
Furthermore it allows me to avoid them when they are parked, although I'm not to be found anywhere near tattoo parlours, betting shops or E cigarette outlets.

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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WJNB said:
Window stickers whether funny or otherwise are an excellent brain window, allowing an insight into the intellect of the driver. This allows you to amend your driving style whilst in close proximity, which usually means leaving a WIDE margin for their errors or intentional obstructive manners. Am only too happy to back off & let them irritate & inconvenience others.
Furthermore it allows me to avoid them when they are parked, although I'm not to be found anywhere near tattoo parlours, betting shops or E cigarette outlets.
Yep I agree with this smile If you see anything marked Licenced Hackney Carriage on the rear, give them a wide berth as they usually have no regard for other road users and if they are on the Motorway just undertake them as they believe the outside lane is just for them and have not yet managed to find a copy of the Highway code in there chosen language Hindi, Bengali, Telugu, Marathi, Tamil, Urdu, Gujarati, Kannada, Malayalam, Odia, Punjabi, Assamese to name a few!

Jim AK

4,029 posts

125 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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Spotty Yoof....... Check

Vauxhall Corsa...Check

In the Essex Badland of Southend the other night. Sticker said 'Living the dream'

I'm sorry but I really did laugh out loud, especially when he tried to out drag me.

I was driving my bosses Flying Spur!!

The other one I remember was when we used to banger race in our teens. There was a team that always came to Bovingdon with slogans painted on the underside of their car. The one that's always stuck in my mind.....

I've seen Kate's Bush! Ok childish but happy days.

Vaud

50,613 posts

156 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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Jim AK said:
Spotty Yoof....... Check

Vauxhall Corsa...Check

In the Essex Badland of Southend the other night. Sticker said 'Living the dream'

I'm sorry but I really did laugh out loud, especially when he tried to out drag me.

I was driving my bosses Flying Spur!!
He will be telling his mates "I had him to 60, but I let him go, not worth the bovver with the 5-0"

N3vins

46 posts

155 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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Saw a Fiat Tempra-Mental in France when on a family road trip as a teen. My dad had taken us in Tempra which was a rare sight at home, but to see another on British plates with a cleverly placed "mental" sticker while there was an absolute treat

chrisxr2

1,127 posts

195 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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The rubbish along the side of r the windscreen normally on fgolfs saying dirty diesel, or the recent no smoke no poke on a very Smokey golf next to the exhaust.

Wacky Racer

38,188 posts

248 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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My son's got PISTONHEADS Speed Matters






On the back of his 11yr old Kia Picanto.......hehe









I like:-

This car may be old, but it's paid for and in front of you

Jim AK

4,029 posts

125 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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Vaud said:
He will be telling his mates "I had him to 60, but I let him go, not worth the bovver with the 5-0"
It was you wasn't it!! laugh

Clivey

5,110 posts

205 months

Saturday 19th March 2016
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SturdyHSV said:


The annual stickering up for Le Mans in 2014 included this tally on side, which I'm ashamed to say is still on the car.

Originally I was going somewhere and was peeling off all the stickers in a rush. As that tally is all individual stickers it would have taken too long to peel off, so I left it on there.

It is mildly amusing (to some), and the kangaroo is at least relevant, but I know it's cringeworthy really hehe
Were you the guy who was pranked by his mates, who'd attached a fake front number plate that said "WcensoredKER", only realising once you'd arrived at the Super U in Arnage? I remember it was a Monaro...I was the guy who pointed it out to the owner. hehe

Baryonyx

18,002 posts

160 months

Saturday 19th March 2016
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CR6ZZ said:
I can't imagine this old junker breaking many speed limits.

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Saturday 19th March 2016
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WJNB said:
To combat tailgaters & exhaust sniffers I have a invisible rear window sticker which says:

THE CLOSER YOU COME THE SLOWER I GO

as I slow to walking pace it 'drives' 'em mad especially when there are no overtaking possibilities.
Good grief. You're one of those.

DocJock

8,360 posts

241 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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HAB said:
CampDavid said:
I want one of these, where do I get it?
justgofaster.com


irocfan

40,550 posts

191 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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I had one on my old truck that went along the lines of:

V8 power, doing my bit for global warming

someone took offence and scratched through it

Alex_225

6,264 posts

202 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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I had a few stickers on a lowered Lupo I had years ago, it seemed to work on there as the car was a bit cheeky looking anyway. Still, nothing of the sort of crap some of you guys have spotted.

I recall when I used to commute by car, so around 10-11 years ago being totally cut up by a woman in some kind of 4x4. Deliberately in the wrong lane then just shoved her way in front of me.

Sticker on the back of her car simply said,

"Women are natural leaders, your following one"

What an absolute and utter c**t!!

Theophany

1,069 posts

131 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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Alex_225 said:
I had a few stickers on a lowered Lupo I had years ago, it seemed to work on there as the car was a bit cheeky looking anyway. Still, nothing of the sort of crap some of you guys have spotted.

I recall when I used to commute by car, so around 10-11 years ago being totally cut up by a woman in some kind of 4x4. Deliberately in the wrong lane then just shoved her way in front of me.

Sticker on the back of her car simply said,

"Women are natural leaders, your following one"

What an absolute and utter c**t!!
Not that you've let it bother you for the last 10 years or anything. biglaugh

fatboy69

9,373 posts

188 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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I'm sorry officer. I thought you wanted to race.


Seen on the back of a stty Renault Espace type heap of junk yesterday morning. Driven by the sort of dickweed who would do just that because he thought it would be funny.

What an idiot.


CoolHands

18,696 posts

196 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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'Special forces support team'. On an old beat-up focus. What's that all about then?


carmadgaz

3,201 posts

184 months

Thursday 31st March 2016
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On the back of my diesel beast because... Well I am trying to but with a 0-60 of about 18sec when new it needs a good run up!