'Funny' window stickers.

[m3jappa]

Not funny but fking ridiculous in any case. Saw this thing a while back, iirc it was either a 5 or 7 series with (in massive stupid letters) across top of windscreen 'doing bits' which is basically slang for 'I'm selling drugs'

What a helmet sometimes I'd love to be old bill

[AlexRS2782]

Courtesy of a Mk3 Focus RS in Fast Ford this month:

[irocfan]

AlexRS2782 said:

Courtesy of a Mk3 Focus RS in Fast Ford this month:

in fairness that is quite funny

[Some Guy]

Saw an MX5 convertiblee driven by a woman displaying
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least have the decency to pull my hair".

[AlexRS2782]

Courtesy of this thread - https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[lucido grigio]

I have that sticker but I never stuck it encase I crashed and made a fool of myself on the toll road in question.

My B to G times were never anything to write home about either.....

[PartOfTheProblem]

This one is 'interesting'. Bizarrely came up on Facebook as a response to a for sale post for a Megane.

[Kuji]

PartOfTheProblem said:

This one is 'interesting'. Bizarrely came up on Facebook as a response to a for sale post for a Megane.

[AlexRS2782]

Copied / trimmed from an eBay advert. Bit weird seeing a retro '90's "DTM" style upswept exhaust tip too - not seen that mod for a while.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Wednesday 2nd August 23:29

[AlexRS2782]

Partially scened Mk5 Golf in my road today, that went to a neighbour, had #SENDNUDES printed on a large sticker across the top of both the rear screen & windscreen.

[Skodaku]

My daily sports a sticker; "Is that true, or did you hear it on the BBC?"

[AlexRS2782]

Bump for 2018

"I'm on an adventure, before i get dementia" on the back of a Pug 206 CC in Sandhurst.

Surely if that were the case, there are better cars to have an adventure in than an old 206 cabriolet

[bennettse2025]

My neighbour has one that says "I love my pets"

Nothing chavvy or offensive, but every time I see it I just think "fking so what?!"

I love my pets too but I don't feel the need to advertise it, not least on the back of my car

[Levin]

thetapeworm said:

Stolen from a Facebook group I'm in...

Spotted on Thursday by someone who isn't me, m9. What that first picture doesn't show is just how rough a 63 plate car can look.

[Dave.]

I've seen "I'm speeding cos I need a poo" a few times (same car)...

Usually doing 10-20mph below the posted limit....

[Skyedriver]

Many many years ago (1970's) a lot of cars had "STP" stickers. A friend at the time, had a facsimile of one on the back of his car but it read "st". He was stopped by the police one night, he got out the car and they got out their car and as they all reached the rear of my friends car Mr Policeman simply said "is that a description of your driving?"

[FurtiveFreddy]

[Plug Life]

Still the best.

[Pericoloso]

I don't dare stick these to my FIAT .


Not if I ever want to visit Italy again,which I do.

[irocfan]

Pericoloso said:

I don't dare stick these to my FIAT .


Not if I ever want to visit Italy again,which I do.

I'm assuming a Ferarri joke?