'Funny' window stickers.

'Funny' window stickers.

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AlexRS2782

8,050 posts

213 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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A couple i spotted whilst filling up at the local Tesco petrol station this afternoon. All deserve ----> vomit

"MomMoms little unicorn on board" on a pink unicorn shaper sticker.
"Future England International on board" on a football shaped / decorated sticker.
"Stars of the future on board" - printed on a star shaped sticker.
"Little prince & princess on board".

FoxtrotOscar1

712 posts

109 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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Seen recently. Did laugh.

unsprung

5,467 posts

124 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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patmahe

5,752 posts

204 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Jesus, thats an alright car ruined by a few very select modifications. Must be some sort of connoisseur of crap.

thetapeworm said:
Justin S said:
thetapeworm said:
New to this topic, apologies if this has appeared many times already.

"Never drive faster than your fairy can fly"

Fairy or Angel ? smile . Gash rim protectors, rubbish plate , tacky sticker, whats to like ?
Angel! I'm a dumbass, edited smile

Parked just up the road from a "skin clinic" so possibly belongs to someone in there.

Galsia

2,167 posts

190 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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I really want a sticker that reads:

"Hey dude, look out for that tree.." - Paul Walker

I'd probably get my car keyed though. biggrin

bungz

1,960 posts

120 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Galsia said:
I really want a sticker that reads:

"Hey dude, look out for that tree.." - Paul Walker

I'd probably get my car keyed though. biggrin
eeklaughlaugh

Dave.

7,361 posts

253 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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bungz said:
Galsia said:
I really want a sticker that reads:

"Hey dude, look out for that tree.." - Paul Walker

I'd probably get my car keyed though. biggrin
eeklaughlaugh
Probably going to hell for this, but maybe you could get one that reads:

"Watch This..." - Roger Radas

Steve_W

1,495 posts

177 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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patmahe said:
Jesus, thats an alright car ruined by a few very select modifications. Must be some sort of connoisseur of crap.

thetapeworm said:
Justin S said:
thetapeworm said:
New to this topic, apologies if this has appeared many times already.

"Never drive faster than your fairy can fly"

Fairy or Angel ? smile . Gash rim protectors, rubbish plate , tacky sticker, whats to like ?
Angel! I'm a dumbass, edited smile

Parked just up the road from a "skin clinic" so possibly belongs to someone in there.
Wonder if the plate used to be amended to read BOTOX?

Moodyman1

73 posts

39 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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For those with poor eyesight, it’s a Toyota Hilux and says: “One life, don’t waste it fixing Landrovers”.

Saw another one:

“Not drunk, just avoiding potholes”.

Edited by Moodyman1 on Friday 10th February 14:32


Edited by Moodyman1 on Friday 10th February 14:33

Limpet

6,312 posts

161 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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Most of them are pretty unfunny, but just very occasionally, when you spot one you haven't see a hundred times before, they do raise a smile.

One I did enjoy was on a battered Transit van parked up in Padstow, Cornwall a couple of years ago it simply said: "NO PASTIES LEFT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT"

Can't say they provoke any sort of reaction normally. Certainly wouldn't make me get angry with the driver.

AlexGSi2000

269 posts

194 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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vikingaero

10,345 posts

169 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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AlexGSi2000 said:
That's easy, you'll catch up with him at the traffic lights ahead.

BOR

4,702 posts

255 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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I want that number plate.

PH5121

1,963 posts

213 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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A couple from times past that amused me read ''My other sticker is funny'' and ''My other car is a pile of st too''

spoodler

2,092 posts

155 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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Glad someone "revived" this - cracking thread... Some great stickers on here (amidst the overly familiar), and admittedly, a few I don't even understand.
Many of our van club have quite an extensive range of "tasteless" bumper stickers, find it difficult to believe that anybody takes them seriously or reads anything into them. Most folk wouldn't have a clue as to what they referred, so 'twould be difficult to take any reaction seriously.
Years back, I won a trophy at one event with, "No airbags, we die like real men". A "concerned" mate donated it to my overweight, underbraked, non-servo, drum brake, pre-seatbelt, sixty year old Dodge; I can imagine some of the posters on this thread saying, "You won't think that's funny when it comes true". At the same event, there was a trophy for longest shag - referring, of course, to the depth of carpet in the back of the van. Sometimes you just need a sense of humour and not to take things too seriously. smile

cootuk

918 posts

123 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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"Always hoon responsibly" on a Subaru doesn't look too good with a cop car behind you.
Not many get the RallyPig logo though

Edited by cootuk on Friday 10th February 15:51

Axe wound

1,156 posts

101 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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"honk if you like tits" on the back of a tranny van

Kuwahara

845 posts

18 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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See this quite frequently in the supermarket car park on a VW Jetta….Arch gap should be like women ,difficult to squeeze a finger in….!!!

I’m guessing it’s relative to how slammed it was…rolleyes

Harry Flashman

19,364 posts

242 months

Friday 10th February 2023
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AlexRS2782 said:
A couple i spotted whilst filling up at the local Tesco petrol station this afternoon. All deserve ----> vomit

"MomMoms little unicorn on board" on a pink unicorn shaper sticker.
"Future England International on board" on a football shaped / decorated sticker.
"Stars of the future on board" - printed on a star shaped sticker.
"Little prince & princess on board".
You just know that those children are all going to grow up to be complete weapons.

Katzenjammer

1,085 posts

178 months

Saturday 11th February 2023
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Was behind this in Aberdeen this afternoon. My son was in the passenger seat and took the photo.

Try explaining “IF YOUR GOING TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR” away to a 9 year old and a 7 year year old. It’s all they’ve talked about since. Though even they knew that “your” was spelt wrong.