'Funny' window stickers.

[real4star]

I say burn any car you see with one

Driving behind a silver Fiesta (MkVI) with a window sticker that said something like

'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'

Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 fking seconds

The fact he'd reversed out of his driveway in front of me, without looking didn't help my blood pressure either

[Willy Nilly]

Chill

[TheHeretic]

real4star said:

I say burn any car you see with one

Driving behind a silver Fiesta (MkVI) with a window sticker that said something like

'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'

Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 fking seconds

The fact he'd reversed out of his driveway in front of me, without looking didn't help my blood pressure either

Calm down Winston. How about we burn the terminal vein popping angry brigade?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

In California in the early 80s, there were only 2 bumper stickers, "Ban The Bomb" or "Save The Whale".

Apart from one guy, who had "Bomb The Whale".

[Tunku]

Willy Nilly said:

Chill

fk Chill

[offshorematt2]

Quite agree. Remember years ago my sister brought home some dick with an xr3i. As soon as I saw the sticker "if you drive any closer I'll fart" in the back window, I knew he was an utter . Shame it took five more long years before she finally realised the same.

That said, there was a something japanese round the corner from my work the other day with 'non functional wings are for penguins' in small letters across the back window. Made me smile

[Clinton Baptiste]

"One life, live it"

Yeah cos your life is so much more enriching than mine. Go drive your stty jacked up 4x4 off a cliff.

[Art0ir]

YOLO

[Baz Tench]

I saw a Focus not so long back with 'Go on then small dick, pass me if you must!' in one long sticker across its rear window.


The mind boggles at the mind-set of some people....

[billzeebub]

a Ph smiley is as comedic as it needs to get

[Andehh]

"I stick to the limit" with speed cameras either sign of it.

I'd love to out that sticker on the back of a serious performance and put "I live on the limits" with skid marks instead of the camera.

[Baz Tench]

Andehh said:

"I stick to the limit" with speed cameras either sign of it.

That would tempt me to make their car shake as I overtake them

Edited by Baz Tench on Thursday 14th February 21:31

[McSam]

Baz Tench said:

I saw a Focus not so long back with 'Go on then small dick, pass me if you must!' in one long sticker across its rear window.

The mind boggles at the mind-set of some people....

This one is alarmingly common. I mean.. What sort of ahole genuinely thinks I'm overtaking because I'm compensating and trying to feel superior, rather than because I'm actually trying to get somewhere? One with exactly the inferiority complex that they think I'm trying to overcome, I guess..

In the interests of balance, I like these:

[B'stard Child]

1/10

Lack of variation in swaering
Lack of swearing
yada yada yada

[Clinton Baptiste]

B'stard Child said:

1/10

Lack of variation in swaering
Lack of swearing
yada yada yada

1/10 for spelling.

[Kev T360]

"I'm only speeding coz' I need a poo". This one made me giggle!

[The_Burg]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

In California in the early 80s, there were only 2 bumper stickers, "Ban The Bomb" or "Save The Whale".

Apart from one guy, who had "Bomb The Whale".

I read that last bit as 'bum the Welsh', yes i have been drinking.

[seeby]

Honk if your Horny !

[BrettMRC]

I had one years ago that read "official speed camera test vehicle"

I liked it

[g3org3y]

Family friendly teddy bear on my touring.