SLEEPERS! Anyone have a street sleeper here?

SLEEPERS! Anyone have a street sleeper here?

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Joe5y

1,501 posts

184 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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I'm not sure that you know what a sleeper is . . .

ambuletz

10,755 posts

182 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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Joe5y said:
I'm not sure that you know what a sleeper is . . .
or just a kid that's trolling.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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a suburu is not a sleeper because.

big bonnet scoop.
big spoiler
body kit
boxer warble
everyone knows a suburu is a tarmac terrorist.



CAPP0

19,604 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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The Landie above is the epitome of a sleeper.

IMO, as well as the descriptions above, a sleeper would almost certainly not have the engine and running gear it came out of the factory with. The whole idea is, looks a like a shopping trolley/Dad Cab, but has completely unexpected performance. It looks "sleepy" but if you try your luck, you're going to lose.

A Golf GTI with 3 times the power is not a sleeper, it's modified hot hatch. Which is exactly why the Subaru above also fails. I used to have a Monaro, which is essentially an Omega Coupe with a big engine. But everyone knows it came out of the factory with a comedy V8 fitted, so it's not a sleeper. But if you take, say, an Astra Coupe (other regular 4-pot coupes may be available) and drop an LS crate lump in, then yes, you DO have a sleeper.

Digby

8,243 posts

247 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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I like it when the sleepers remain untouched inside too where possible.

This 500 bhp cosworth powered transit connect, for example (although it did have a fuel cell in the back)



Also spotted this for sale the other day apparently running over 400 bhp. I would slap some steel wheels on it, though...


fastbikes76

2,450 posts

123 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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I'm going to throw my one out there at the risk of getting sleeper definition wrong but here goes...



Started Life as a boggo standard non turbo Mitsubishi GTO making a grand total of 170hp, with only a nice set of wheels to compliment the car. I slapped a set of WRX 13T turbo's to the standard NA engine and run it permanently on 20% in tank methanol.

Runs 11.84 @119mph 1/4 and 3.6 second 0-60 with all the creature comforts it left the factory with like granddad leather seats and AC etc.

yes, average joe and granddad prolly expect it to be 'fast' but most car people/enthusiast still relate it to a slow ass massively over weight GTO, which with 500hp and 560ftlbs its not wink

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

206 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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Every time this thread resurfaces, I have to click on it and annoy myself silly.

Jesus Christ. Please make it end!

Literally lololol at GTO and I can't work out if the Scooby person is on a wind up.

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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fastbikes76 said:
I'm going to throw my one out there at the risk of getting sleeper definition wrong but here goes...



Started Life as a boggo standard non turbo Mitsubishi GTO making a grand total of 170hp, with only a nice set of wheels to compliment the car. I slapped a set of WRX 13T turbo's to the standard NA engine and run it permanently on 20% in tank methanol.

Runs 11.84 @119mph 1/4 and 3.6 second 0-60 with all the creature comforts it left the factory with like granddad leather seats and AC etc.

yes, average joe and granddad prolly expect it to be 'fast' but most car people/enthusiast still relate it to a slow ass massively over weight GTO, which with 500hp and 560ftlbs its not wink

rich12

3,465 posts

155 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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That is definitely not a sleeper.

A sleeper is a completely standard car, that in my opinion not a single person would look at it and go " Oooh I bet that's fast" or "Yeh that looks sporty".

As said, an old stty (in the nicest way possible) Defender with no visual modifications but has a monster engine is the exact definition of a sleeper.

fastbikes76

2,450 posts

123 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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[quote=rich12]That is definitely not a sleeper.

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fair enough...car people always refer to them as dog slow and as it left the factory it was. Every saxo/Type-R/hot hatch st box want a race because they think its still as slow as usual and will hammer it.

Agreed though there are some PROPER sleepers on here, Stevies 1000+ Granada is something epic (not seen if its in this thread).

ambuletz

10,755 posts

182 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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RemyMartin81D said:
Every time this thread resurfaces, I have to click on it and annoy myself silly.

Jesus Christ. Please make it end!

Literally lololol at GTO and I can't work out if the Scooby person is on a wind up.
me too. it's not a hard concept to understand what a sleeper is. I can only assume these people who get it wrong are abit "special". I don't think we need to debate it anymore or clarify on the definition. just respond by saying "not a sleeper idiot" or do that effect.

DAVEVO9

3,469 posts

268 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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BHML said:
This is my sleeper that I've had for a few months. Surprises a few people who think it's just an old Subaru with body kit bolted on. Remove the rear spoiler and it'll look totally stealthy.



Edited by BHML on Sunday 15th January 20:24
Fail

problemchild1976

1,376 posts

150 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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this is hilarious

sleeper looks like your granddads car but goes like stink!

its not a scooby imprezza sti wrx twin scroll turbo 400bhp rally spec pro drive

try a clio 1.2 espression with a megan 275 engine in

JJ

BigMon

4,209 posts

130 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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I cannot believe how clueless some people are.

Next up, the Countach which is a sleeper as it's been resprayed brown.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

199 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
biglaugh

dicing with Caterfields et al !....The Leanangles and handling look a chuckle too. Road Legal ?
Yes they are..

Vanin

1,010 posts

167 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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This is the only way to win the traffic light Grand Prix in a Sleeper Fiat Panda!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w-Q9gFyOu8


ZX10R NIN

27,642 posts

126 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Vanin said:
This is the only way to win the traffic light Grand Prix in a Sleeper Fiat Panda!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w-Q9gFyOu8
rofl

Alex_225

6,264 posts

202 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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I'd like to make this into more of a sleeper. It's an E320 CDI so has the 3.2 straight six turbo diesel, makes 210bhp and 370lbs or torque. The 0-60 time is only about 8.5 seconds which is isn't terrible and the in gear acceleration is good. Thing is, I can't help thinking that a remap would make it into quite a sleeper.



My only concern would be that it's got a fair few miles on it (110k) and I don't want to compromise it's reliability!