"Secret" car features.

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Ruaraidh_Gamma

69 posts

220 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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On my E class AMG, if you press and hold lock, it closes the sunroof and windows. So much so normal.

BUT.... If you press and hold unlock when approaching the car, it opens all the windows and sunroof and turns on the driver's seat ventilation smile


dkatwa

570 posts

246 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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Alex_225 said:
Not so much a secret but quite a tidy idea for the heater controls in my other half's Merc SL. When the heater control are pushed in they just say 'Auto'



When you pop them out it reveals the fan direction options.

That is cool....means humans have spent ages thinking of/ perfecting this kind of thing...as JC says, "It's the little things...."

SlimRick

2,258 posts

166 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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Ruaraidh_Gamma said:
On my E class AMG, if you press and hold lock, it closes the sunroof and windows. So much so normal.

BUT.... If you press and hold unlock when approaching the car, it opens all the windows and sunroof and turns on the driver's seat ventilation smile
My Jag does this, it's really handy when you're sat in your living room with your keys in your pocket which presses the button. You can then go out to your car and find all the windows down and the seats soaking wet...I've only done this twice.

benharris

118 posts

160 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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An oldie, but pretty advanced features for the time... The 1989 Volvo 480 I had had the following features:

- "Follow me home" headlights (from the driving lights, not the pop-ups)
- Rear wiper that activated when put into reverse if fronts were on.
- Front wipers that changed from intermittent to fast if you accelerated hard.
- 3 position adjustable back-rests on the individual rear seats.
- Lights behind the lock hole that would illuminate when you lifted the handle so you could find the keyhole in the dark.

The later 1993 model that I had also had the window/sunroof closure system when you held the key in the lock position.

Of course, being a Volvo 480 with dodgy '80's designed electrics, some of these systems (plus many others) only operated intermittently depending on what day of the week it was and/or if it had rained recently!

CGJ0

33 posts

101 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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Irony here... but yet again another decent topic ruined by people failing to read previous posts and duplicating comments alongside those trying to be comedians makes this an absolute pain to trawl for decent information.

Would have been good also if people had applied a standard format to their posts but hey... this is PistonHeads it's what I should have expected.

Edited by CGJ0 on Wednesday 13th July 13:18

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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CGJ0 said:
Irony here... but yet again another decent topic ruined by people failing to read previous posts and duplicating comments alongside those trying to be comedians makes this an absolute pain to trawl for decent information.

Would have been good also if people had applied a standard format to their posts but hey... this is PistonHeads it's what I should have expected.

Edited by CGJ0 on Wednesday 13th July 13:18
Well do something about it and create a wiki for it.
Populate it with all the posts from here.
Please email each contributor first to ask which models and years of manufacture each applies to, and if they tested it, or just heard a rumour.



benharris

118 posts

160 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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CGJ0 said:
Irony here... but yet again another decent topic ruined by people failing to read previous posts and duplicating comments alongside those trying to be comedians makes this an absolute pain to trawl for decent information.

Would have been good also if people had applied a standard format to their posts but hey... this is PistonHeads it's what I should have expected.

Edited by CGJ0 on Wednesday 13th July 13:18
I'm struggling to see in what way "irony" comes into it? Am I missing something obvious?

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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Posting a post which is the type of post poster is complaining about.
It's not 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife, but it's not far off.



CGJ0

33 posts

101 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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talksthetorque said:
Posting a post which is the type of post poster is complaining about.
It's not 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife, but it's not far off.
Right on, I'm hijacking the flow of the topic by posting a whinge but hopefully some members will see just how green the grass could be with a bit more discipline in everyone's approach to posting.

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

204 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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CGJ0 said:
Right on, I'm hijacking the flow of the topic by posting a whinge but hopefully some members will see just how green the grass could be with a bit more discipline in everyone's approach to posting.
rolleyes

Dannbodge

2,166 posts

122 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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CraigyMc said:
Holding down unlock winds the windows down on most cars, on some cabrios it opens the roof.

Holding down the lock button on my e90 just locks the car then makes my thumb sore after a while
Holding down unlock on mine puts down all windows and opens sunroof
Holding down lock will close sunroof and put all windows back up, and fold mirrors in.

robinessex

11,065 posts

182 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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Is there a button you can press to shut the wife up. I find that full gas only results in screaming !

RicksAlfas

13,408 posts

245 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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CraigyMc said:
Holding down unlock winds the windows down on most cars, on some cabrios it opens the roof.

Holding down the lock button on my e90 just locks the car then makes my thumb sore after a while
My E90 was a similar age to yours, and it wound the windows down and opened the sunroof on unlock and closed them on lock.
confused

h0b0

7,627 posts

197 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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robinessex said:
Is there a button you can press to shut the wife up. I find that full gas only results in screaming !
Come on Rob. Keep us on message and no jokes. Otherwise, CGJ0 will use his 29th post to criticize you. He is after all the self appointed Judge Dred of PistonHeads.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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talksthetorque said:
Posting a post which is the type of post poster is complaining about.
It's not 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife, but it's not far off.
Firstly, I'd like to apologise about quoting this line from Alannis Morrisette.
She was not a great purveyor of Irony.
Now if she'd have sung
"It's like getting stabbed, when all you need is a knife"
That would have been delightfully ironic

CGJ0 said:
Right on, I'm hijacking the flow of the topic by posting a whinge but hopefully some members will see just how green the grass could be with a bit more discipline in everyone's approach to posting.
CGJ0 is actually right and we all know he is.
This thread below is a great example.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Craikeybaby

10,417 posts

226 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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Thanks to this thread I've learned that I can open/close the windows on my E87 from the remote.

Tyre Tread

10,535 posts

217 months

Wednesday 13th July 2016
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If I leave the windows open on my car and it rains they close automatically.

It's a Skoda smile

w201

27 posts

98 months

Thursday 14th July 2016
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The original freelander had a great feature of if you drive near a mobile phone mast or radio tower the car sets off the immobiliser, even if you're driving.... Just I case someone is trying to mimic the key fob...

DervVW

2,223 posts

140 months

Thursday 14th July 2016
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Tyre Tread said:
If I leave the windows open on my car and it rains they close automatically.

It's a Skoda smile
You must have auto lights and auto wipers too

CGJ0

33 posts

101 months

Thursday 14th July 2016
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talksthetorque said:
CGJ0 is actually right and we all know he is.
This thread below is a great example.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
This did make me smile.

Quite funny also that we got our 11th post on the same thing.

Dannbodge said:
Holding down unlock on mine puts down all windows and opens sunroof
Holding down lock will close sunroof and put all windows back up, and fold mirrors in.
Think this joke is also a repeat with a bit tacked on the end:

robinessex said:
Is there a button you can press to shut the wife up. I find that full gas only results in screaming !
Argh! And there was me genuinely interested in trying to read about some "easter eggs" with ease!

Edited by CGJ0 on Thursday 14th July 09:19