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Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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rehab71 said:
Good chance to bash car sales people guys, don't miss the opportunity!
The thread is commenting on the gullible people that fall for the patter from thieving, lying parasites sales guys, are you feeling a bit sensitive today? wink

CBR JGWRR

6,531 posts

149 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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northwest monkey said:
If you're reading this, come on Stan, live on the edge - get a blue one this year.
hehe

Victor McDade

4,395 posts

182 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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An elderly couple on our street buy a brand new poverty spec Corsa from the same dealer every 2 years - they must do around 4k/miles a year at most.

Butter Face

30,279 posts

160 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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One of my neighbours has had 12 cars off me in 5 years, he just likes to change it up a bit hehe

Bonefish Blues

26,604 posts

223 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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...and yet those nice people who come to the houses of the elderly to quote for vital house maintenance are vilified.

Funny old world eh wink

static2010

430 posts

138 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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mini1380cc said:
This is the way for old folk with plenty disposable income. They say they don't, but they must have.

My uncle has had 4 brand new CRV's one after the other. They hit the first MOT, which in his head means it could be dangerous and unreliable.....why else would the dealer suddenly MOT it? spin At that point its time to sell. The last one had less than 10k on it.


Each time he pays full price and each time they give him rock bottom trade-in for a car they sold 3 years before. Despite all of this he still cant even negotiate free mats.

Old folk and Honda are a great opportunity for car salesmen.
LOL Honda, the perfect pensioners choice!

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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mercfunder said:
It replaced 2 of mine at £300 odd quid each, so no complaints from me, still this is PH's so never miss an opportunity to act superior.
The average Jizz tyre doesn't cost £300. Worst I've got a flash car post ever wink

valverguy

440 posts

175 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Other halfs nan has an astra twin top 2008 model, she only buys vauxhalls because her husband used to work for them so gets a discount. She recently decides she needs a new car. I look at her old one, it has original tyres and 4600 miles on it in 5 years. That basicaly is a new car, whats worse is she has had it serviced twice a year at the local vauxhall stealers. I do wonder.....

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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The pleasure in another car is the "newness" for some people: can you imagine what this person thinks of the idiot that spends £100k on an Aston: you can get a new car for only a tenth of that amount - The Aston buyer is a complete idiot!!!!

wiliferus

4,060 posts

198 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Don't knock these people! They're feeding the market with low mileage used cars. All good for people like me! Short of a lottery win, I'd never buy a brand new car as i couldn't bare the depreciation.

Butter Face

30,279 posts

160 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Bonefish Blues said:
...and yet those nice people who come to the houses of the elderly to quote for vital house maintenance are vilified.

Funny old world eh wink
Get many door to door Car salesmen selling you 20 year old bangers for 20x their worth do you?


Or are you like the rest of the world, where, shock horror, some people buy new cars because they want them??

No? hehe

Transmat

1,020 posts

164 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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To be honest when I get older and have worked most of my life I'll be getting myself whatever car I want, even if it is a dull car to get me to the garden centre!

Otispunkmeyer

12,580 posts

155 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Gfs parents are like this. New s class and SUV (currently Honda CRV) every 3 years. Dunno why, guess they just like that for 3 years they don't have to worry about anything as its all under warranty ( I know you can extend these with some marques).

However, being an ex CEO, he's pretty adept at the old negotiating table. The dealers don't get off lightly I don't think.

quiraing

1,649 posts

139 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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My retired father-in law had a late 2007 - 57-plate black Ford S-max. A well-kept car garaged every night and used mainly for shopping and occasional trips away hillwalking.

Owned from brand new, regularly waxed and serviced. Same Ford-dealer-serviced since new with 56K miles on the clock (last summer).

He was offered £1800 as a trade-in against a new Ford. Fact.





Edited by quiraing on Monday 10th June 21:24

Otispunkmeyer

12,580 posts

155 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Benmac said:
My FIL is one of these. In the time I've known him (circa 12 years he has had 11 cars. Does he do massive miles? Nope, about 5k a year. Does he chop and change due to a love of cars and a desire to have a selection of interesting things before he stops driving? Nope, each and every one has been some low spec diesel dullness.

What irks me (notwithstanding the huge waste of money) is that he as with someone else mentioned above is always claiming to be skint and the justification for the purchase of these vehicles is always that the new one does 0.257mpg more and/or that the old one was needing some expensive work doing like new tyres or brake pads. The best ever was the qashwai he bought ass he "needed" a 4x4 (he lives up a small hill that got a bit icy one day). Thing is when I had a look underneath it there was a distinct absence of a propshaft going to the rear. He is a dealer's wet dream.

My analysis is that he's much more interested in the plate than the car itself in terms of bragging fits at the bowls club as keeping up with the jones' is very very important to him.
That last bit, I maintain is the reason our second hand cars are cheap as chips. The number plate marks out their ages ( and seemingly whether you're a tight arse or doing well) in sharp focus. If our cars weren't so easy to date/age, second hand cars would cost more. I don't get it, for instance the MKII audi TT came out in 2006 was it? It's still with us today and if you had private plates on both of them you probably couldn't tell which one was 7 years old and which was a week old. Soon as you put the 06 plate on the old car people suddenly don't want to know.... It's poor mans.

Bonefish Blues

26,604 posts

223 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Butter Face said:
Bonefish Blues said:
...and yet those nice people who come to the houses of the elderly to quote for vital house maintenance are vilified.

Funny old world eh wink
Get many door to door Car salesmen selling you 20 year old bangers for 20x their worth do you?


Or are you like the rest of the world, where, shock horror, some people buy new cars because they want them??

No? hehe
They'd never have known it if you hadn't planted that seed using your advanced sales techniques - granny's putty in your hands, I bet laugh

fredbrad

99 posts

173 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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wiliferus said:
Don't knock these people! They're feeding the market with low mileage used cars. All good for people like me! Short of a lottery win, I'd never buy a brand new car as i couldn't bare the depreciation.
^^^^^^ this

ch108

1,127 posts

133 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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mercfunder said:
yonex said:
Tyre cover, good 'ol car dealers looking after everyone's interests as ever biggrin
It replaced 2 of mine at £300 odd quid each, so no complaints from me, still this is PH's so never miss an opportunity to act superior.
I posted the tyre insurance story above. At the time I was buying a second hand Vauxhall which did not have tyres at £300 each. It was a blatant rip off by the garage to get more money out of me knowing the car I was buying had tyres that could be bought for about £50 each!

mercfunder

8,535 posts

173 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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ch108 said:
mercfunder said:
yonex said:
Tyre cover, good 'ol car dealers looking after everyone's interests as ever biggrin
It replaced 2 of mine at £300 odd quid each, so no complaints from me, still this is PH's so never miss an opportunity to act superior.
I posted the tyre insurance story above. At the time I was buying a second hand Vauxhall which did not have tyres at £300 each. It was a blatant rip off by the garage to get more money out of me knowing the car I was buying had tyres that could be bought for about £50 each!
An unplanned expenditure of £50 might be a lot of money to some customers, like all insurance people buy it for peace of mind, whilst the underwriters hope you never claim.

texasjohn

3,687 posts

231 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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vincevega said:
My old Dad’s car buying priorities are: good fuel consumption, it must be Mercedes, good fuel consumption, it must be automatic, and most importantly of all good fuel consumption.

So he always buys a diesel for the 6k a year he drives and then delights in telling us how the new car is achieving at least 2 mpg more than the old one forgetting the fact it costs him at least £15 grand to change every two to three years. In fact whenever I ask him how his getting on with his car the first thing he mentions is the amazing fuel economy and the £30 a year road tax.

And, he always gets talked into buying Supaguard, GAP insurance, tyre insurance, stop chip insurance, bird st insurance and whatever else the salesman can earn commission on.
We must be related. That is my dad too.

Mercedes, diesel (mostly), low miles. Iridium Silver every time...

Madness, I have stopped discussing cars with him because if it's not a Mercedes in silver then he has little interest.

Edited by texasjohn on Tuesday 11th June 09:22