RE: Exhaust fakery: Tell Me I'm Wrong

RE: Exhaust fakery: Tell Me I'm Wrong

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AH33

2,066 posts

136 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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I've only got one. But it's a triangle and in the middle biggrin

Kitchski

6,516 posts

232 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Completely agree. I hate everything that exhausts have become. The sound of the newer Jags, Astons, AMG Mercs etc....they all sound fake.

If an Alfa Romeo Montreal went screaming past, you know it'd sound nearly as good when just pottering around. And that's a V8 with two pea-shooters, pointing downwards.

Not often I read something on PH and think "Nail. Hammer. Head." In this instance, it's bang on!

QBee

21,019 posts

145 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Intrigued to know how manufactured the Jaguar F-Type exhaust note is - you certainly know when one passes, ditto a C63 Merc.

As a TVR Chimaera owner, I can honestly say all TVRs are totally natural.
Mine is just good old steel pipes and 5 litres of V8 farting into them.

marshall100

1,124 posts

202 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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QBee said:
Intrigued to know how manufactured the Jaguar F-Type exhaust note is - you certainly know when one passes, ditto a C63 Merc.

As a TVR Chimaera owner, I can honestly say all TVRs are totally natural.
Mine is just good old steel pipes and 5 litres of V8 farting into them.
This.

Wait till the speakers go wrong on a BMW i8. I'll never forget watching the review on topgear and being astounded at how they'd made the car sound like that, only to learn, that they hadn't. Lazy. They should have come along, puffed up their Bavarian chests and gone 'LOOK WHAT WE DID!'

Charlatans!

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

206 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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real4star said:
HDM said:
Surprised no comments about the DTM up-swept style of pipe that was so popular as an aftermarket add on a few years ago?
Like Alfa Romeo did in the early 90's?

|http://thumbsnap.com/CuJe9DLD
'The' best car in Gran Turismo 2!

feef

5,206 posts

184 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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RemyMartin said:
real4star said:
HDM said:
Surprised no comments about the DTM up-swept style of pipe that was so popular as an aftermarket add on a few years ago?
Like Alfa Romeo did in the early 90's?

|http://thumbsnap.com/CuJe9DLD
'The' best car in Gran Turismo 2!
Was there a specific purpose to the upswept pipes or was it something to get around the regs for competition?

Fleckers

2,861 posts

202 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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I will just leave these 2 pictures here

MG with 4 pipes


Jag with 2 piles



all worked all functional

culpz

4,884 posts

113 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Made for interesting reading and i agree with most points up until i got to the end section "Exhausts - The Rules". Completely lost for words from there onwards. I'm a car geek but that could be one of the saddest things I've ever read. It's actually hilarious. It must be a riot attending one of your dinner parties.

marshall100

1,124 posts

202 months

Tuesday 26th April 2016
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I spotted one of these this morning and probably should have taken a photo, I think my expression said it all:



DonkeyApple

55,560 posts

170 months

Tuesday 26th April 2016
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QBee said:
Intrigued to know how manufactured the Jaguar F-Type exhaust note is - you certainly know when one passes, ditto a C63 Merc.

As a TVR Chimaera owner, I can honestly say all TVRs are totally natural.
Mine is just good old steel pipes and 5 litres of V8 farting into them.
Speaking of farting, I took this advice from the original article: 'If you need to temporarily quieten your exhaust slip-on cans are acceptable'

Slipped these cans on but the wife is still complaining about the noise.


LuS1fer

41,154 posts

246 months

Wednesday 27th April 2016
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Mondeo Vignale

aberry9036

3 posts

96 months

Thursday 18th August 2016
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jasdun said:
Stick this on your cool list: revving your exhaust any place that isn't a track or secluded, empty road is guaranteed to make you look like a pin-dick.

I love cars. I love engines. I love the sounds I hear at Goodwood FoS. But these days car manufacturers seem to be competing with each other to make as much urban pollution as possible, and it's only going to end one way - in EU regulation, and then all PH'ers will be worse off

Why should your car be ten times more noise-polluting than everyone else's? You think that's a nice face to show the world?

Driving a fast car down a city street looks cool. Revving the nuts off it in town is not cool, no matter how it makes you feel.

If how you feel is all you care about, stand by for the EU to take your toys away.
Well... All's well that ends well?

Jakg

3,478 posts

169 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I keep seeing a black Perodua Myvi with four exhausts being driven by an OAP. Every time I laugh thinking they've spent hundreds on a pointless system.

Turns out it's an optional extra from the factory!


RoverP6B

4,338 posts

129 months

Sunday 23rd October 2016
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That and the Mondeo Vignale really are desperate. The twin fake exhausts on the new Merc C-class are pretty awful too.

Has anyone mentioned the Land Rover Freelander 2? Big ellipsoid pipe sticking straight out the rear on the left. Take a closer look... there's a typical downturned diesel spout thing inside, aiming the exhaust gases (and no doubt lots of particulates) straight at the road.

steve51800

125 posts

100 months

Sunday 23rd October 2016
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https://goo.gl/images/jnb0sP

I have this on my MGF Trophy160, coupled to a decat and a janspeed 4 branch. So now I am breaking the rules by having a traverse 4cyl that originally had twin tailpipes now only having one, straight cut with no fancy trims. I do however have a void in the rear valence where a tailpipe would be....